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    My date.

    So, I went on a date. And I know I would nprmally tell you these things but I've been internet less for a bit. But I was soooo excited omg.

    I took her out, we got pizza and then saw a movie. We came back to my place, started making out and she took off my pants. But then I turned on the TV. And that's about the time she walked away from me. Nobody likes you when you're 23. And are still amused by TV shows. What the hell is ADD? My friends said I should act my age. What's my age again? What's my age again?




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    Bitch didn't like Adventure time?

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    Quote Originally Posted by TP View Post
    So, I went on a date. And I know I would nprmally tell you these things but I've been internet less for a bit. But I was soooo excited omg.

    I took her out, we got pizza and then saw a movie. We came back to my place, started making out and she took off my pants. But then I turned on the TV. And that's about the time she walked away from me. Nobody likes you when you're 23. And are still amused by TV shows. What the hell is ADD? My friends said I should act my age. What's my age again? What's my age again?




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    Quote Originally Posted by vslayer View Post
    /bows




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    *Takes this opportunity to slap your ass, because, that's how it is*




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    For some reason I knew that was going to happen even before clicking the thread.

    Some people should die, that's just unconscious knowledge



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    Quote Originally Posted by vslayer View Post
    *Takes this opportunity to slap your ass, because, that's how it is*
    Ohh bby
    Quote Originally Posted by SmexySpiral View Post
    For some reason I knew that was going to happen even before clicking the thread.
    I'm so happy about this for some reason. Like, I'm trying not to laugh and shit in class.




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    Quote Originally Posted by TP View Post
    I'm so happy about this for some reason. Like, I'm trying not to laugh and shit in class.
    If I had to shit every time I laughed at something, I'd be the top actress on the scat porn market.

    ...

    That sentence is probably the most vile thing I've ever typed.

    Some people should die, that's just unconscious knowledge



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    Quote Originally Posted by SmexySpiral View Post
    If I had to shit every time I laughed at something, I'd be the top actress on the scat porn market.

    ...

    That sentence is probably the most vile thing I've ever typed.
    Omg i didnt even mean it that but but omg




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    Goddamn smiral

    made by the ever charming and talented Lillian Thorne.

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