Let's make a naruto fanfiction cross with everything ever made.

[NatsumeHack]

This is when Contra from the RPG appeared, and killed some ninjas.

[Trooper]

As a result of Contra's attack, all the ninjas quit being ninjas and converted to samurais.

[Hellis]

Only to be led by kenshi, into a battle with Megatron

[NatsumeHack]

Which also had Freddy, and Jason.

[Raddum]

But because Freddy was such an ugly barnacle, EVERYONE DIED! The end.

PS: This post is non-canon in this amazing storyline... I hope. This can't end without being a hundred pages long.

[NatsumeHack]

"Screw you guys I'm going home!" Eric Cartman said to the cluster fuck of people appearing in the leaf village, and for some reason he was now here.

[Raddum]

Then Link rid in on Epona, crushing the 'Big-Boned' Eric Cartman under his horses hooves. Then proceeding to throw bombs, arrows, boomerangs, and other shit at Megatron.