Mahogany or oak? Mahogany has a bit of a sweet kick to it <3
Eucalyptus and pine, among others.
Originally Posted by Whetfeather
Not anymore. I've killed them all. >.>
Originally Posted by Clirkus
Originally Posted by Christiefries
[2].
You are all dead to me.
Originally Posted by JikkoIsMobile
Jw, is there actually adorable spiders that jump around?
Wha- I don't eve- What do you mean, is there actually? Don't you see them jumping around your house and garden!? What kind of poor sad country do you live in that you don't see these things all the time!?
Originally Posted by Clirkus
How can you simultaneously be a termite AND a spider?
I am an eldritch abomination. The laws of logic do not apply.
Originally Posted by Howard Phillips Lovecraft
All that I live for is to capture some fragment of this hidden and just unreachable beauty…There is somewhere, my fancy fabulises, a marvelous city of ancient streets and hills and gardens and marble terraces, wherein I once lived happy eternities, and to which I must return if ever I am to have content.
Originally Posted by The Nexerus
ANTARCTICA IS FOR PENGUINS.
ARE YOU A PENGUIN?
NO.
LEAVE.
Originally Posted by Discontent
I'll punch you to you know. Just give me a reason.
Friggen Antarctic termites and their damn ability to somehow survive there...
Originally Posted by Codexanother
How did you... type without arms...?
Originally Posted by SkyFairwind
I won't kick you....but I can always spam you, if you'd prefer prodding? Though....I wouldn't want to crush you...how big are antarctic termites anyways?
Originally Posted by The English
BEGONE! FOUL DAEMON!
Originally Posted by xGabrielx
Silly. Termits can't ride skateboards
Originally Posted by Bela
You are sad strange little man, and you have my pity.
Originally Posted by Darkdrago666
Grif, it's termite you're talking to.
He doesn't think like you and I.
Originally Posted by Kill Bones
Fuck your paragraphs, fuck your grey color, fuck your dubstep, and fuck your face in the face, fuckface.
Originally Posted by guster746
You'll be in my heart.
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Nevermind you're an ass.
<3
Originally Posted by Jorick
What's this, something about you that isn't awful? I am utterly shocked.
Originally Posted by Herzinth
AT, the fact that you're called Antarctic Termite, your user title says you're a Jumping Spider, and your avatar is an anteater all combines to gradually make me more and more uncomfortable.
Originally Posted by SebasChan
Originally Posted by Elendra
Originally Posted by Cpt Toellner
Originally Posted by KnightShade
Solution. We place a pot of boiling water in front of Termite. His death wish makes him jump in. We devour his corpse. He respawns. Repeat.
This theory has some merit.
Unfortunate that upon death the body despawns immediately.
We could eat him alive.
Originally Posted by Lucian Heart
You've been alone in the cheese cave all your life, Termite. Time to wake up and face reality.
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I recommend therapy, Termite, because I see you have some serious identity issues.
Well, therapy or hard drugs. Either one works.
I'm cynical, narcissistic, discontent, egotistical, misanthropic, apathetic, arrogant, callous, cantankerous, vindictive, disagreeable, irreverent, embittered, irresponsible, sociopathic, pessimistic, impatient, contradictory, dogmatic, hypocritical, furtive, impolite and sarcastic.
I can also make a completely bad-ass pancake. So it all evens out.
Originally Posted by Antarctic Termite
This isn't as much the community as the... Uh... Well, think of RPG as a meat processing facility. The introduction forum is the slaughterhouse. The roleplaying forums is where they cut and package the meat. Off topic is where they dispose of the waste... And Forum Games/Spam is where they burn the diseased cuts.
Originally Posted by Taaja Hart
You're the contentest content that ever contented.
I recommend therapy, Termite, because I see you have some serious identity issues.
Well, therapy or hard drugs. Either one works.
Originally Posted by Howard Phillips Lovecraft
All that I live for is to capture some fragment of this hidden and just unreachable beauty…There is somewhere, my fancy fabulises, a marvelous city of ancient streets and hills and gardens and marble terraces, wherein I once lived happy eternities, and to which I must return if ever I am to have content.
Originally Posted by The Nexerus
ANTARCTICA IS FOR PENGUINS.
ARE YOU A PENGUIN?
NO.
LEAVE.
Originally Posted by Discontent
I'll punch you to you know. Just give me a reason.
Friggen Antarctic termites and their damn ability to somehow survive there...
Originally Posted by Codexanother
How did you... type without arms...?
Originally Posted by SkyFairwind
I won't kick you....but I can always spam you, if you'd prefer prodding? Though....I wouldn't want to crush you...how big are antarctic termites anyways?
Originally Posted by The English
BEGONE! FOUL DAEMON!
Originally Posted by xGabrielx
Silly. Termits can't ride skateboards
Originally Posted by Bela
You are sad strange little man, and you have my pity.
Originally Posted by Darkdrago666
Grif, it's termite you're talking to.
He doesn't think like you and I.
Originally Posted by Kill Bones
Fuck your paragraphs, fuck your grey color, fuck your dubstep, and fuck your face in the face, fuckface.
Originally Posted by guster746
You'll be in my heart.
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Nevermind you're an ass.
<3
Originally Posted by Jorick
What's this, something about you that isn't awful? I am utterly shocked.
Originally Posted by Herzinth
AT, the fact that you're called Antarctic Termite, your user title says you're a Jumping Spider, and your avatar is an anteater all combines to gradually make me more and more uncomfortable.
Originally Posted by SebasChan
Originally Posted by Elendra
Originally Posted by Cpt Toellner
Originally Posted by KnightShade
Solution. We place a pot of boiling water in front of Termite. His death wish makes him jump in. We devour his corpse. He respawns. Repeat.
This theory has some merit.
Unfortunate that upon death the body despawns immediately.
We could eat him alive.
Originally Posted by Lucian Heart
You've been alone in the cheese cave all your life, Termite. Time to wake up and face reality.
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I just shortened your lifespan by whatever amount of time you took to open all these.
I'm cynical, narcissistic, discontent, egotistical, misanthropic, apathetic, arrogant, callous, cantankerous, vindictive, disagreeable, irreverent, embittered, irresponsible, sociopathic, pessimistic, impatient, contradictory, dogmatic, hypocritical, furtive, impolite and sarcastic.
I can also make a completely bad-ass pancake. So it all evens out.
Originally Posted by Antarctic Termite
This isn't as much the community as the... Uh... Well, think of RPG as a meat processing facility. The introduction forum is the slaughterhouse. The roleplaying forums is where they cut and package the meat. Off topic is where they dispose of the waste... And Forum Games/Spam is where they burn the diseased cuts.
Originally Posted by Taaja Hart
You're the contentest content that ever contented.
All that I live for is to capture some fragment of this hidden and just unreachable beauty…There is somewhere, my fancy fabulises, a marvelous city of ancient streets and hills and gardens and marble terraces, wherein I once lived happy eternities, and to which I must return if ever I am to have content.
Originally Posted by The Nexerus
ANTARCTICA IS FOR PENGUINS.
ARE YOU A PENGUIN?
NO.
LEAVE.
Originally Posted by Discontent
I'll punch you to you know. Just give me a reason.
Friggen Antarctic termites and their damn ability to somehow survive there...
Originally Posted by Codexanother
How did you... type without arms...?
Originally Posted by SkyFairwind
I won't kick you....but I can always spam you, if you'd prefer prodding? Though....I wouldn't want to crush you...how big are antarctic termites anyways?
Originally Posted by The English
BEGONE! FOUL DAEMON!
Originally Posted by xGabrielx
Silly. Termits can't ride skateboards
Originally Posted by Bela
You are sad strange little man, and you have my pity.
Originally Posted by Darkdrago666
Grif, it's termite you're talking to.
He doesn't think like you and I.
Originally Posted by Kill Bones
Fuck your paragraphs, fuck your grey color, fuck your dubstep, and fuck your face in the face, fuckface.
Originally Posted by guster746
You'll be in my heart.
- - - Updated - - -
Nevermind you're an ass.
<3
Originally Posted by Jorick
What's this, something about you that isn't awful? I am utterly shocked.
Originally Posted by Herzinth
AT, the fact that you're called Antarctic Termite, your user title says you're a Jumping Spider, and your avatar is an anteater all combines to gradually make me more and more uncomfortable.
Originally Posted by SebasChan
Originally Posted by Elendra
Originally Posted by Cpt Toellner
Originally Posted by KnightShade
Solution. We place a pot of boiling water in front of Termite. His death wish makes him jump in. We devour his corpse. He respawns. Repeat.
This theory has some merit.
Unfortunate that upon death the body despawns immediately.
We could eat him alive.
Originally Posted by Lucian Heart
You've been alone in the cheese cave all your life, Termite. Time to wake up and face reality.
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I just shortened your lifespan by whatever amount of time you took to open all these.