Someone on Omegle just told me that they were twelve, and wanted to cyber.
Brb. Cutting my wrists.
Originally Posted by Howard Phillips Lovecraft
All that I live for is to capture some fragment of this hidden and just unreachable beauty…There is somewhere, my fancy fabulises, a marvelous city of ancient streets and hills and gardens and marble terraces, wherein I once lived happy eternities, and to which I must return if ever I am to have content.
Originally Posted by The Nexerus
ANTARCTICA IS FOR PENGUINS.
ARE YOU A PENGUIN?
NO.
LEAVE.
Originally Posted by Discontent
I'll punch you to you know. Just give me a reason.
Friggen Antarctic termites and their damn ability to somehow survive there...
Originally Posted by Codexanother
How did you... type without arms...?
Originally Posted by SkyFairwind
I won't kick you....but I can always spam you, if you'd prefer prodding? Though....I wouldn't want to crush you...how big are antarctic termites anyways?
Originally Posted by The English
BEGONE! FOUL DAEMON!
Originally Posted by xGabrielx
Silly. Termits can't ride skateboards
Originally Posted by Bela
You are sad strange little man, and you have my pity.
Originally Posted by Darkdrago666
Grif, it's termite you're talking to.
He doesn't think like you and I.
Originally Posted by Kill Bones
Fuck your paragraphs, fuck your grey color, fuck your dubstep, and fuck your face in the face, fuckface.
Originally Posted by guster746
You'll be in my heart.
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Nevermind you're an ass.
<3
Originally Posted by Jorick
What's this, something about you that isn't awful? I am utterly shocked.
Originally Posted by Herzinth
AT, the fact that you're called Antarctic Termite, your user title says you're a Jumping Spider, and your avatar is an anteater all combines to gradually make me more and more uncomfortable.
Originally Posted by SebasChan
Originally Posted by Elendra
Originally Posted by Cpt Toellner
Originally Posted by KnightShade
Solution. We place a pot of boiling water in front of Termite. His death wish makes him jump in. We devour his corpse. He respawns. Repeat.
This theory has some merit.
Unfortunate that upon death the body despawns immediately.
We could eat him alive.
Originally Posted by Lucian Heart
You've been alone in the cheese cave all your life, Termite. Time to wake up and face reality.
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I just shortened your lifespan by whatever amount of time you took to open all these.
Just a place to show my relationship with others. If you want in, just tell me.
OverlordRoo: Roo-Chan
Kagamine: Kaga-Kun
Captain Ivan: Ivan-Dono
Neko: Nekomimi-Chan
Zata: Zata-Sama
Zelpheon: Zelph-Senpai
Kuroku: Kuro-Kun
Ace of Spades: Ace-Sensei
Goldilocks: Goldi-Rin
ReonenMiruel: Reonen-Sensei
Squee: Kay-Kun
NatsumeHack: Nat-Chan
Alphakoka-Alpha-Kensei
Beatrix- Bea-Houkou
Rose Swan- Duck-Chan
xXFallenAngelxX- Angel-Mabuichan
XxRikaxX- Rika-Chan
overwatch- Nick-Kun
CommunistZed- Commy-kitanai
It doesn't matter if it is or isn't legit, if someone was trying to troll me by saying that, it's confirmation that the world is a horrible place, and if someone was telling the truth... Ugh.
Originally Posted by Howard Phillips Lovecraft
All that I live for is to capture some fragment of this hidden and just unreachable beauty…There is somewhere, my fancy fabulises, a marvelous city of ancient streets and hills and gardens and marble terraces, wherein I once lived happy eternities, and to which I must return if ever I am to have content.
Originally Posted by The Nexerus
ANTARCTICA IS FOR PENGUINS.
ARE YOU A PENGUIN?
NO.
LEAVE.
Originally Posted by Discontent
I'll punch you to you know. Just give me a reason.
Friggen Antarctic termites and their damn ability to somehow survive there...
Originally Posted by Codexanother
How did you... type without arms...?
Originally Posted by SkyFairwind
I won't kick you....but I can always spam you, if you'd prefer prodding? Though....I wouldn't want to crush you...how big are antarctic termites anyways?
Originally Posted by The English
BEGONE! FOUL DAEMON!
Originally Posted by xGabrielx
Silly. Termits can't ride skateboards
Originally Posted by Bela
You are sad strange little man, and you have my pity.
Originally Posted by Darkdrago666
Grif, it's termite you're talking to.
He doesn't think like you and I.
Originally Posted by Kill Bones
Fuck your paragraphs, fuck your grey color, fuck your dubstep, and fuck your face in the face, fuckface.
Originally Posted by guster746
You'll be in my heart.
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Nevermind you're an ass.
<3
Originally Posted by Jorick
What's this, something about you that isn't awful? I am utterly shocked.
Originally Posted by Herzinth
AT, the fact that you're called Antarctic Termite, your user title says you're a Jumping Spider, and your avatar is an anteater all combines to gradually make me more and more uncomfortable.
Originally Posted by SebasChan
Originally Posted by Elendra
Originally Posted by Cpt Toellner
Originally Posted by KnightShade
Solution. We place a pot of boiling water in front of Termite. His death wish makes him jump in. We devour his corpse. He respawns. Repeat.
This theory has some merit.
Unfortunate that upon death the body despawns immediately.
We could eat him alive.
Originally Posted by Lucian Heart
You've been alone in the cheese cave all your life, Termite. Time to wake up and face reality.
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I just shortened your lifespan by whatever amount of time you took to open all these.
This is your confirmation that the world is a horrible place?
Okay.
Sure.
I'm cynical, narcissistic, discontent, egotistical, misanthropic, apathetic, arrogant, callous, cantankerous, vindictive, disagreeable, irreverent, embittered, irresponsible, sociopathic, pessimistic, impatient, contradictory, dogmatic, hypocritical, furtive, impolite and sarcastic.
I can also make a completely bad-ass pancake. So it all evens out.
Originally Posted by Antarctic Termite
This isn't as much the community as the... Uh... Well, think of RPG as a meat processing facility. The introduction forum is the slaughterhouse. The roleplaying forums is where they cut and package the meat. Off topic is where they dispose of the waste... And Forum Games/Spam is where they burn the diseased cuts.
Originally Posted by Taaja Hart
You're the contentest content that ever contented.
It doesn't matter if it is or isn't legit, if someone was trying to troll me by saying that, it's confirmation that the world is a horrible place, and if someone was telling the truth... Ugh.
Considering many people coming into their sexuality learn about it online and not from their parents these days I would hardly consider that to be disturbing.
It doesn't matter if it is or isn't legit, if someone was trying to troll me by saying that, it's confirmation that the world is a horrible place, and if someone was telling the truth... Ugh.
Just a place to show my relationship with others. If you want in, just tell me.
OverlordRoo: Roo-Chan
Kagamine: Kaga-Kun
Captain Ivan: Ivan-Dono
Neko: Nekomimi-Chan
Zata: Zata-Sama
Zelpheon: Zelph-Senpai
Kuroku: Kuro-Kun
Ace of Spades: Ace-Sensei
Goldilocks: Goldi-Rin
ReonenMiruel: Reonen-Sensei
Squee: Kay-Kun
NatsumeHack: Nat-Chan
Alphakoka-Alpha-Kensei
Beatrix- Bea-Houkou
Rose Swan- Duck-Chan
xXFallenAngelxX- Angel-Mabuichan
XxRikaxX- Rika-Chan
overwatch- Nick-Kun
CommunistZed- Commy-kitanai
Considering many people coming into their sexuality learn about it online and not from their parents these days I would hardly consider that to be disturbing.
Yeah, well, the things I find disturbing and the things I find wonderful are a bit unorthodox. :\
Originally Posted by ★LunaLight★
Have you ever visited 4chan?
...No... Why? O.O
Originally Posted by Howard Phillips Lovecraft
All that I live for is to capture some fragment of this hidden and just unreachable beauty…There is somewhere, my fancy fabulises, a marvelous city of ancient streets and hills and gardens and marble terraces, wherein I once lived happy eternities, and to which I must return if ever I am to have content.
Originally Posted by The Nexerus
ANTARCTICA IS FOR PENGUINS.
ARE YOU A PENGUIN?
NO.
LEAVE.
Originally Posted by Discontent
I'll punch you to you know. Just give me a reason.
Friggen Antarctic termites and their damn ability to somehow survive there...
Originally Posted by Codexanother
How did you... type without arms...?
Originally Posted by SkyFairwind
I won't kick you....but I can always spam you, if you'd prefer prodding? Though....I wouldn't want to crush you...how big are antarctic termites anyways?
Originally Posted by The English
BEGONE! FOUL DAEMON!
Originally Posted by xGabrielx
Silly. Termits can't ride skateboards
Originally Posted by Bela
You are sad strange little man, and you have my pity.
Originally Posted by Darkdrago666
Grif, it's termite you're talking to.
He doesn't think like you and I.
Originally Posted by Kill Bones
Fuck your paragraphs, fuck your grey color, fuck your dubstep, and fuck your face in the face, fuckface.
Originally Posted by guster746
You'll be in my heart.
- - - Updated - - -
Nevermind you're an ass.
<3
Originally Posted by Jorick
What's this, something about you that isn't awful? I am utterly shocked.
Originally Posted by Herzinth
AT, the fact that you're called Antarctic Termite, your user title says you're a Jumping Spider, and your avatar is an anteater all combines to gradually make me more and more uncomfortable.
Originally Posted by SebasChan
Originally Posted by Elendra
Originally Posted by Cpt Toellner
Originally Posted by KnightShade
Solution. We place a pot of boiling water in front of Termite. His death wish makes him jump in. We devour his corpse. He respawns. Repeat.
This theory has some merit.
Unfortunate that upon death the body despawns immediately.
We could eat him alive.
Originally Posted by Lucian Heart
You've been alone in the cheese cave all your life, Termite. Time to wake up and face reality.
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I just shortened your lifespan by whatever amount of time you took to open all these.
I'm cynical, narcissistic, discontent, egotistical, misanthropic, apathetic, arrogant, callous, cantankerous, vindictive, disagreeable, irreverent, embittered, irresponsible, sociopathic, pessimistic, impatient, contradictory, dogmatic, hypocritical, furtive, impolite and sarcastic.
I can also make a completely bad-ass pancake. So it all evens out.
Originally Posted by Antarctic Termite
This isn't as much the community as the... Uh... Well, think of RPG as a meat processing facility. The introduction forum is the slaughterhouse. The roleplaying forums is where they cut and package the meat. Off topic is where they dispose of the waste... And Forum Games/Spam is where they burn the diseased cuts.
Originally Posted by Taaja Hart
You're the contentest content that ever contented.
Yeah, if something this relatively tame has you tweaking out you don't want to go to 4chan. Ever.
Did you know we have a Writer of the Month contest? Come join it. WOTM #26: Evil Wins is open and accepting entries through June 4th.
Originally Posted by Sophistikit
I don't know why, but this fucking killed me. Maybe it's your utter determination to be an asshole, but wow, I lol'd.
Originally Posted by Turtlicious
And now I can't stop laughing, Thanks Jorick. <3
Originally Posted by Darkdrago666
You loveable asshole, you.
You are blunt, and to the point.
Originally Posted by Sophistikit
If I had feels, they'd be all yours. :'D
Originally Posted by Myyt
Jorick: This guy is an evil genius. In the dry, in your face trufax sorta way. If you ever want the blunt truth, this is the guy to ask, which makes him amazing.
Originally Posted by Esper
Jorick is one of those people you shouldn't take seriously. He is rude for the sake of being rude much of the time. Outside of Spam that is not who he is, but here in Forum that is how he carries himself.
Why do I respect that? He doesn't give an apology for being himself or making ridiculous claims to deflect when people call him on it. Jorick is Jorick, a charismatic ass to the end.
Originally Posted by Elendra
Ladies, contain your orgasms for Jorick
I had dibs first.
Originally Posted by Rilla
Put it this way.
If me and Jorick meet docile or non-docile lifeforms... they'll bow.
Without a fight.
Why?
Because it's me and Jorick.
We'll use our combined charisma, wit, and generally dickish attitudes, to put them in their unwelcome places.
Vote Rilla/Jorick - Space Emperors... To Infinity... and Beyond.
Originally Posted by overwatch
When Jorick says something, It's like adding a 100,000 ton weight onto a side of a scale.
Originally Posted by Kill Bones
Jorick is like a monster truck shaped like a t-rex
He is elegantly designed, menacing, loud, a bunch of people love him for reasons I don't understand, and he makes no fucking sense when described by similes
Originally Posted by Azarthes
The both of you
Every single time
I make a mistake
and it's like
BLAM JORICK PUNCH INTO SOPHI KICK
EVERYTIME.
It's like Sophistimammoth but with less bashing and more sass.
Originally Posted by Walker of Darkness
You're an egotistical, sociopathic, insufferable jackass, but you stick to your convictions and in general show others respect until they prove to be nothing more than bumbling idiots. You've also shown a kinder side from time to time, but very rarely. Other than your blown out of proportion ego, I have no issues with you.
Originally Posted by ★LunaLight★
Jorick, I find you to be really witty and fun. I'm also jealous of your writing ability. I get mad at you when you do stupid things that get you banned, but at the same time I don't think it is my place to tell you those things since we aren't good friends yet. You seem like the kind of person I would consider dating.
Originally Posted by Hank
Jorick is a monster. The way he perfectly knows how to emulate this depravity of a subculture with cold, unerring accuracy is just inhuman. Ted Bundy raped and killed women. Jorick's worse.
Originally Posted by PrimezTime
I imagine Jorick as Khal Drago. His victim would either suffer, take it, and cry about it or learn to please him and become his Khaleesi.