Spam, I am disturbed.

[Hellis]

Oh, is 4chan where you received an education? That... Actually, that explains a lot.



That might be due to English not being his first language.

4chan would still provide better eductation then wherever you got yours from little miss backwater princess Christie.

[Christiefries]

4chan would still provide better eductation then wherever you got yours from little miss backwater princess Christie.

Wow, you're so clever I can't handle it. Someone please hold me, I long for the physical touch that serves as a catalyst for the human emotions I think I'm supposed to be experiencing right now. Hellis, please wait while I attempt to obtain said emotions.

[Jorick]

Oh, a Funnyjunk link that doesn't work, just like all Funnyjunk direct links. You're the worst.

4chan would still provide better eductation then wherever you got yours from little miss backwater princess Christie.

Wow, you're so clever I can't handle it. Someone please hold me, I long for the physical touch that serves as a catalyst for the human emotions I think I'm supposed to be experiencing right now. Hellis, please wait while I attempt to obtain said emotions.

[Christiefries]

Oh, a Funnyjunk link that doesn't work, just like all Funnyjunk direct links. You're the worst.

That's weird. It shows up for me. This is what it was:

[Jorick]

That's weird. It shows up for me. This is what it was:

FJ links work like that, you can see it but pretty much everyone else can't. It's stupid and broken.

Also,

[Hellis]

I would. But I operate on logic, sound judgement and humanitarian beliefs. But If your looking for emotions, I suggest animal protein. Maybe then your withered conservative heart might rebuild itself and you can be considered a human being. Meanwhile. I shall reap the rewards of free healthcare, education and equal rights. And true democracy. And not getting shot. I'd go on but I am sure you have a abortion clinic to harass or something equally important.

[Christiefries]

FJ links work like that, you can see it but pretty much everyone else can't. It's stupid and broken.

Also,

That's dumb. I'm glad to know that though. (To both the FJ and the cat facts)



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I would. But I operate on logic, sound judgement and humanitarian beliefs. But If your looking for emotions, I suggest animal protein. Maybe then your withered conservative heart might rebuild itself and you can be considered a human being. Meanwhile. I shall reap the rewards of free healthcare, education and equal rights. And true democracy. And not getting shot. I'd go on but I am sure you have a abortion clinic to harass or something equally important.

[Esper]

And without a real rebuttal we come to the conclusion she is out of ammunition and concedes defeat. (But just to be clear you both need to stop this pointless bickering and have some goddamn fun.)

[Jorick]

I would. But I operate on logic, sound judgement and humanitarian beliefs. But If your looking for emotions, I suggest animal protein. Maybe then your withered conservative heart might rebuild itself and you can be considered a human being. Meanwhile. I shall reap the rewards of free healthcare, education and equal rights. And true democracy. And not getting shot. I'd go on but I am sure you have a abortion clinic to harass or something equally important.

Ad hominem attacks aside (watch out with those, some people get banned for flaming around here ), I wish I lived in Europe. Some day I'll get the hell out of 'Murika and join the civilized world. Some day. ._.

That's dumb. I'm glad to know that though. (To both the FJ and the cat facts)

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[Turtlicious]

Don't google spidercock either. Fuck.

or Beecock.

In fact, just don't put disgusting words next to cock.