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    Real men do cry. Turtlicious's Avatar
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    Spam Tips

    1.) If two people are flaming each other, and one suddenly stops. That person has just reported you, and you're now making an ass of yourself.
    2.) If it's not in spam / Free then you need at least three - five sentences to have a coherent post.
    3.) Saying you expect a negative, guarantees a negative, Saying you expect a positive, guarantees a positive. In short, Lurk more.
    4.) Just like real life, even if you find someone's political views abhorrent, doesn't mean you get to be an ass.
    5.) Probably shouldn't discuss politics in spam. We have Off-Topic for that.
    6.) Nothing screams "I'm actually very upset," more then
    7.) If you're new, you're new, lurk and try and figure out the dynamics.
    8.) If you've never posted in an interest check, you shouldn't post in spam.
    9.) Don't pretend you're joking/trolling when you get called on something. Stick to your guns, or admit you were wrong.

    More added as I think of them.
    Last edited by Turtlicious; 02-01-2013 at 03:42 AM.

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    Unsane and loving it. Moderator Gat's Avatar
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    For the record Turt, your sig makes me smile too.
    Standing at the edge of madness; The view is good.

    Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former. - Albert Einstein.

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    The nicest spammer TripMyHop's Avatar
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    I'd add: Don't pretend you're joking/trolling when you get called on something. Stick by what you said.

    New people seem to crash and burn really fast that way.





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    I'll add. Don't look at Turt's sig for long.

    You'll either start chuckling madly or your stomach will grumble. Possibly both.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kadaeux View Post
    I'll add. Don't look at Turt's sig for long.

    You'll either start chuckling madly or your stomach will grumble. Possibly both.
    Mine waters a little.

    "Tonight I dine on Turtle Soup."

    “Your story may not have such a happy beginning, but that doesn’t make you who you are. It is the rest of your story – who you choose to be.”

    "Illuminate a world that will try to bring you down."


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    The nicest spammer TripMyHop's Avatar
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    Quote Originally Posted by Esper View Post
    Mine waters a little.

    "Tonight I dine on Turtle Soup."





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    The Shattered Soul Walker of Darkness's Avatar
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    Quote Originally Posted by Esper View Post
    Mine waters a little.

    "Tonight I dine on Turtle Soup."
    That wee turtle is too small for a soup. Maybe if we had about 20 or so more... Some Clam and turtle chowder sounds really good right now... now I wont be able to look at his sig without getting hungry, damn it.
    To what end would I hold this soul that is shattered?
    With dead heart so cold and spirit so tattered
    My mind in shambles and broken body so battered
    Where sorrow has filled the void and I've lost all that mattered
    To what end would I hold this soul that is shattered?

    A Wolf's Heart: Poems by Walker of Darkness

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    Tips number 10: YOLOSWAG BRAH
    God Aza, stop changing your sig every fucking minute.
    BUT BUT I have to warn people about Squee in broken English D:
    Never, you say?



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    If you're not prepared to read disturbing conversations about sex, run the other way.




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