Have you seen the introductions?2.) If it's not in spam / Free then you need at least three - five sentences to have a coherent post.
lol, this is Spam, nothing is predictable.3.) Saying you expect a negative, guarantees a negative, Saying you expect a positive, guarantees a positive. In short, Lurk more.
Yes, yes it does. #'MERICA4.) Just like real life, even if you find someone's political views abhorrent, doesn't mean you get to be an ass.
Politics can't be OT exclusive, just look at MDK and Ender, I would hate for them to have bbbbnever visited Spam.5.) Probably shouldn't discuss politics in spam. We have Off-Topic for that.
Correcting someones grammar does.6.) Nothing screams "I'm actually very upset," more then
Don't make a big deal about something, easier to weed out the bad ones this way.7.) If you're new, you're new, lurk and try and figure out the dynamics.
You realize that's about everyone here right?8.) If you've never posted in an interest check, you shouldn't post in spam.
This is the only one I agree with.9.) Don't pretend you're joking/trolling when you get called on something. Stick to your guns, or admit you were wrong.