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02-01-2013 #11
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Originally Posted by Sherlock Holmes

I do all the time. I've never liked milk in my cereal..

It's a great snack. Most of the cereal I eat is handfuls pulled out of the box and eaten dry.

In fact, one time I got a bunch of cereal in a bowl and a glass of milk. I ate the cereal dry and drank milk on the side. Fuck the police.

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Originally Posted by Sophistikit

I don't know why, but this fucking killed me. Maybe it's your utter determination to be an asshole, but wow, I lol'd.

Originally Posted by Turtlicious

And now I can't stop laughing, Thanks Jorick. <3

Originally Posted by Darkdrago666

You loveable asshole, you.

You are blunt, and to the point.

Originally Posted by Sophistikit

If I had feels, they'd be all yours. :'D

Originally Posted by Myyt

Jorick: This guy is an evil genius. In the dry, in your face trufax sorta way. If you ever want the blunt truth, this is the guy to ask, which makes him amazing.

Originally Posted by Esper

Jorick is one of those people you shouldn't take seriously. He is rude for the sake of being rude much of the time. Outside of Spam that is not who he is, but here in Forum that is how he carries himself.

Why do I respect that? He doesn't give an apology for being himself or making ridiculous claims to deflect when people call him on it. Jorick is Jorick, a charismatic ass to the end.

Originally Posted by Elendra

Ladies, contain your orgasms for Jorick

I had dibs first.

Originally Posted by Rilla

Put it this way.

If me and Jorick meet docile or non-docile lifeforms... they'll bow.

Without a fight.

Why?

Because it's me and Jorick.

We'll use our combined charisma, wit, and generally dickish attitudes, to put them in their unwelcome places.

Vote Rilla/Jorick - Space Emperors... To Infinity... and Beyond.

Originally Posted by overwatch

When Jorick says something, It's like adding a 100,000 ton weight onto a side of a scale.

Originally Posted by Kill Bones

Jorick is like a monster truck shaped like a t-rex

He is elegantly designed, menacing, loud, a bunch of people love him for reasons I don't understand, and he makes no fucking sense when described by similes

Originally Posted by Azarthes

The both of you
Every single time
I make a mistake
and it's like
BLAM JORICK PUNCH INTO SOPHI KICK
EVERYTIME.

It's like Sophistimammoth but with less bashing and more sass.

Originally Posted by Walker of Darkness

You're an egotistical, sociopathic, insufferable jackass, but you stick to your convictions and in general show others respect until they prove to be nothing more than bumbling idiots. You've also shown a kinder side from time to time, but very rarely. Other than your blown out of proportion ego, I have no issues with you.

Originally Posted by ★LunaLight★

Jorick, I find you to be really witty and fun. I'm also jealous of your writing ability. I get mad at you when you do stupid things that get you banned, but at the same time I don't think it is my place to tell you those things since we aren't good friends yet. You seem like the kind of person I would consider dating.

Originally Posted by Hank

Jorick is a monster. The way he perfectly knows how to emulate this depravity of a subculture with cold, unerring accuracy is just inhuman. Ted Bundy raped and killed women. Jorick's worse.

Originally Posted by PrimezTime

I imagine Jorick as Khal Drago. His victim would either suffer, take it, and cry about it or learn to please him and become his Khaleesi.
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02-01-2013 #12
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Originally Posted by Grif of Hearts

Last straw.

Don't care. I eat what I want, when I want, or not at all.

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02-01-2013 #13
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Originally Posted by Jorick

Fuck the police.

I just though, awwwww, Keny.

Originally Posted by Silux

YOU CAN'T BAN PASSION

Broken Circle || Silver Leaf Chronicles
Slave Species || Singularity City
Name is My Weapon || Triton Chronicles
Qui Audet Adipiscitur

Originally Posted by Silux

I puke rainbows every time I read Custo's posts. Noxxi is amazing. Hellis is a tank, and your vocab makes me want to gargle unicorn piss. I <3 you guys.

Originally Posted by GrievousKhan

Awesome...So to not get our spines ripped out we just need to never blink around Noxious's Charrie.

Originally Posted by Elemental River

Yes! I'm with Noxious, nothing cartoony, but bloody and awesome!

Originally Posted by Leonor

Noxious that is going to give me nightmares... But it was very well done

Originally Posted by Sophistikit

This is the most beautiful thing I've ever read.

Originally Posted by The Australian

Where-ever is Noxious when you need her...

Originally Posted by KnightShade

Get out of the Nat threads Nox you ruin the innocence

Originally Posted by Rainaa

Fuck you for making this thread so dark.

Originally Posted by Jorick

Reported for oversexualization.

Originally Posted by TripMyHop

OVERSEXUALIZATION
IF I REPORT YOU THE MODS MIGHT SMILE UPON MY FAMILY.

Originally Posted by Foxes

That complements perfectly with my natural inclination to exploit emotionally vulnerable young women for sexual gain. We have the perfect fucked up relationship in the making.

Originally Posted by The Scotsman

Those were your boobs? Oh Lawdy, I lurv choo <3

Originally Posted by TP

I now know the best way to get into Nox's pants faster. Puppy chow and alcohol.

Originally Posted by Scribz

Wurd up gurl. Wurd the fuck up.

Originally Posted by Christiefries

Can't speak for yourself? Slap Nox's face on a logo, I guess she's your spokeswoman now. :3

Originally Posted by Jorick

You're racist.

Originally Posted by PaladinFoster

Okay I've been thinking this for a while now and I'm sure others have too. Why does the picture you use as an avatar look like it was taken precisely 7 seconds before a drunken party rape?

Originally Posted by Turtlicious

Jesus Christ, It's like I'm getting bombarded with disgusting whore-ish avatars. It's like a big a flag as a tramp stamp "Don't insult me my self-esteem is mostly for show"

Originally Posted by Hellis

Noxxi is that person that you see, you kill and then you take the corpse, pose it weirdly and make it into a marble statue that makes you rich.

Originally Posted by NatsumeHack

inb4 you get banned if someone does.

Originally Posted by KnightShade

Did you just post something cute? What did you do with Noxious?

monsters exist

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02-01-2013 #14
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Originally Posted by Noxious

I just though, awwwww, Keny.

Did you know we have a Writer of the Month contest? Come join it.
The WOTM #26 Theme Choice thread is up and voting is open through May 20th.

Originally Posted by Sophistikit

I don't know why, but this fucking killed me. Maybe it's your utter determination to be an asshole, but wow, I lol'd.

Originally Posted by Turtlicious

And now I can't stop laughing, Thanks Jorick. <3

Originally Posted by Darkdrago666

You loveable asshole, you.

You are blunt, and to the point.

Originally Posted by Sophistikit

If I had feels, they'd be all yours. :'D

Originally Posted by Myyt

Jorick: This guy is an evil genius. In the dry, in your face trufax sorta way. If you ever want the blunt truth, this is the guy to ask, which makes him amazing.

Originally Posted by Esper

Jorick is one of those people you shouldn't take seriously. He is rude for the sake of being rude much of the time. Outside of Spam that is not who he is, but here in Forum that is how he carries himself.

Why do I respect that? He doesn't give an apology for being himself or making ridiculous claims to deflect when people call him on it. Jorick is Jorick, a charismatic ass to the end.

Originally Posted by Elendra

Ladies, contain your orgasms for Jorick

I had dibs first.

Originally Posted by Rilla

Put it this way.

If me and Jorick meet docile or non-docile lifeforms... they'll bow.

Without a fight.

Why?

Because it's me and Jorick.

We'll use our combined charisma, wit, and generally dickish attitudes, to put them in their unwelcome places.

Vote Rilla/Jorick - Space Emperors... To Infinity... and Beyond.

Originally Posted by overwatch

When Jorick says something, It's like adding a 100,000 ton weight onto a side of a scale.

Originally Posted by Kill Bones

Jorick is like a monster truck shaped like a t-rex

He is elegantly designed, menacing, loud, a bunch of people love him for reasons I don't understand, and he makes no fucking sense when described by similes

Originally Posted by Azarthes

The both of you
Every single time
I make a mistake
and it's like
BLAM JORICK PUNCH INTO SOPHI KICK
EVERYTIME.

It's like Sophistimammoth but with less bashing and more sass.

Originally Posted by Walker of Darkness

You're an egotistical, sociopathic, insufferable jackass, but you stick to your convictions and in general show others respect until they prove to be nothing more than bumbling idiots. You've also shown a kinder side from time to time, but very rarely. Other than your blown out of proportion ego, I have no issues with you.

Originally Posted by ★LunaLight★

Jorick, I find you to be really witty and fun. I'm also jealous of your writing ability. I get mad at you when you do stupid things that get you banned, but at the same time I don't think it is my place to tell you those things since we aren't good friends yet. You seem like the kind of person I would consider dating.

Originally Posted by Hank

Jorick is a monster. The way he perfectly knows how to emulate this depravity of a subculture with cold, unerring accuracy is just inhuman. Ted Bundy raped and killed women. Jorick's worse.

Originally Posted by PrimezTime

I imagine Jorick as Khal Drago. His victim would either suffer, take it, and cry about it or learn to please him and become his Khaleesi.
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