Holy shit how do any of you drink this shit? It tastes terrible.
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The man who claims to rule and teach
Is only master for the rich
And anyway succumbs
To the laws of nature in the end
-The ForeshadowingSlow decay and rest
As we're running fast,
And the mighty ones are nothing
But the last ones.
-The ForeshadowingIf you give the world a chance
It will beat you down to your knees.
If you try to fight it back
It will beat you again and again.
-VildhjartaEverything is a weapon if you hold it right.
-Dead or Alive 5 OSTJust a few facts that I thought you should know...
Life increases your chances of dying,
so why are you trying at all?
On a walk in the summer sun you're more likely to be in a homocide,
not to mention the cancer you'll get and the light waves frying your eyes.
As you're breathing this air,
you're increasing your chances of getting diseased,
so retreat in your house with your spouse,
the one person most likely to kill you.
Imagine a leaf as it falls to the ground
whining about an obstruction on the way down,
curling itself to shield from the wind so hopelessly.
-CireLife is a lesson
You learn it when it's over
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O.o what the fuck are you talking about?
It tastes like water.
When you get really, really sad and hate your life you stop caring about the taste and just hope it makes the pain inside fade.
“Enemies of the Imperium, hear me. You have come here to die. The Immortal Emperor is with us and we are invincible. His soldiers will strike you down. His war machines will crush you under their treads. His mighty guns will bring the very sky crashing down upon you. You cannot win. The Emperor has given us his greatest weapon to wield. So make yourselves ready. We are the Imperial Guard, and your doom is upon you. "
Darkness lingers in the hearts of even the brightest people.
Famous Quote's that I enjoy:Spoiler
"Violence and smut are of course everywhere on the airwaves. You cannot turn on your television without seeing them, although sometimes you have to hunt around."
"People fear death even more than pain. It's strange that they fear death. Life hurts a lot more than death. At the point of death, the pain is over. Yeah, I guess it is a friend."
"Fear is pain arising from the anticipation of evil."
"The basic fact about human existence is not that it is a tragedy, but that it is a bore. It is not so much a war as an endless standing in line."
"H. L. Mencken
"The man who is a pessimist before 48 knows too much; if he is an optimist after it he knows too little."
— Mark Twain
"I will be the first to admit that I am a pessimist by nature. It is, after all, the wisest way to be. We pessimists have everything to gain, whereas optimists have a fifty-fifty chance of being disappointed."
— Tamar Myers
"Never be bullied into silence. Never allow yourself to be made a victim. Accept no one's definition of your life; define yourself."
"You have to show violence the way it is. If you don't show it realistically, then that's immoral and harmful. If you don't upset people, then that's obscenity."
"In three words I can sum up everything I've learned about life: it goes on."
"Question with boldness even the existence of a God; because, if there be one, he must more approve of the homage of reason, than that of blind-folded fear."
"Such is the influence which the condition of our own thoughts, exercises, even over the appearance of external objects. Men who look on nature, and their fellow-men, and cry that all is dark and gloomy, are in the right; but the sombre colours are reflections from their own jaundiced eyes and hearts. The real hues are delicate, and need a clearer vision."
— Charles Dickens
"Don't go around saying the world owes you a living. The world owes you nothing. It was here first."
"Never raise your hand to your children, it leaves your midsection unprotected."
"The nice part about being a pessimist is that you are constantly being either proven right or pleasantly surprised." ~George F. Will
"Life is wasted on the living."
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God Aza, stop changing your sig every fucking minute.
BUT BUT I have to warn people about Squee in broken English D:
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I drink straight whiskey and vodka and I friggin' can't stand beer. The aftertaste is what I imagine piss and vomit fermenting in a frying pan for a week tastes like before being re-bottled and sold to consumers with robust midsections.
Originally Posted by shelbermonstah
I've been drinking. I read this title as "tired, beer full" which is totally how I feel at the moment. Then I read the comments (and I am totally thanking my phone for auto correct). After the harsh disappoint of this thread I can only add, don't drink beer, drink whiskey.
if you have read amory wars feel obligated to PM me.Originally Posted by Foxesmonsters exist
"We are all in the gutter, but some of us are looking at the stars." - Oscar Wildegenre of choice is macabre
if you have to choose between 2 evils
choose the one you've never tried before."Alcoholic friends are as easy to make as sea monkeys." Burroughsdon't be pretentious
it isn't classy