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02-02-2013 #1
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So, my kitten...

I believe she thinks she is a puppy. She's always wanting attention, constantly licks whoever is holding her, and she'll play fetch with a bottle cap.

She's the most adorable thing ever. <3

Originally Posted by Kill Bones

You have never been more attractive to me than you are at this moment

Originally Posted by Azarthes

KB and Squee just banged by proxy or some shit.
I think

Originally Posted by Kill Bones

Squee is like that really hot teacher you had in middle school

She's smart, kind, and makes up really great games for the class to play

But you kind of ignore that

Because you're going through puberty and all

So you take everything she says as a come-on

And sit in class all day thinking about banging her

But you're like 12 so you have no idea what that means

And you know you could never have her

Because her boyfriend might get pissed

But you can dream, damn it

So I guess I'm trying to say

Statutory rape is bad

Or something

Proof that I am the AntiChrist
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02-02-2013 #2

Harbinger of Mischief

I know this is going to sound crazy... But I SERIOUSLY had a dream last night that involved a kitten that looks EXACTLY like that one. :o

Add me on skype and I might sing to you.

Originally Posted by Sole

ANNNNNNNNNNNGST

Originally Posted by Clirkus

By the way, Whetfeather, you play Loki better than Hiddleston c;

Originally Posted by Squee

Can I be your lesbian lover even if you might not be into that sort of thing?

Originally Posted by SmexySpiral

And the award for sexiest piece of ass to ever set foot on this forum goes to Whetfeather. Go you.

Originally Posted by Grif of Hearts

Stop being so damn attractive, Whet. D:

Originally Posted by vslayer

Holy....female boner on the rise.

Originally Posted by Taaja Hart

..... Sexy bitch.

Originally Posted by Toellner

Your not very pretty either.

Originally Posted by CommunistZed

Whet does play Loki better than Hiddleston, doesn't she?
Much, much better.

Originally Posted by Catharyn

Ermergerd, i love/want your eyes. D: Mine are ordinary looking whilst yours are orgasm inducing. :'(

Originally Posted by CommunistZed

OMFG SO HAWT!!!!!!!!!!!

Originally Posted by The Australian

And the Lord sayeth onto the people, "Go fornicate with thyself," and they did, indeed, fornicate with themselves.

-Dickus 69:42

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02-02-2013 #3

Squee

Lady of the Lake

She likes to lurk in people's dreams. xD

Originally Posted by Kill Bones

You have never been more attractive to me than you are at this moment

Originally Posted by Azarthes

KB and Squee just banged by proxy or some shit.
I think

Originally Posted by Kill Bones

Squee is like that really hot teacher you had in middle school

She's smart, kind, and makes up really great games for the class to play

But you kind of ignore that

Because you're going through puberty and all

So you take everything she says as a come-on

And sit in class all day thinking about banging her

But you're like 12 so you have no idea what that means

And you know you could never have her

Because her boyfriend might get pissed

But you can dream, damn it

So I guess I'm trying to say

Statutory rape is bad

Or something

Proof that I am the AntiChrist
Genesis [OOC & Sign-Ups] -- Accepting
Check out UnfortunateTeammates if you enjoy watching videogames!

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02-02-2013 #4

Whetfeather

Harbinger of Mischief

I don't mind. She's adorable. c:

Add me on skype and I might sing to you.

Originally Posted by Sole

ANNNNNNNNNNNGST

Originally Posted by Clirkus

By the way, Whetfeather, you play Loki better than Hiddleston c;

Originally Posted by Squee

Can I be your lesbian lover even if you might not be into that sort of thing?

Originally Posted by SmexySpiral

And the award for sexiest piece of ass to ever set foot on this forum goes to Whetfeather. Go you.

Originally Posted by Grif of Hearts

Stop being so damn attractive, Whet. D:

Originally Posted by vslayer

Holy....female boner on the rise.

Originally Posted by Taaja Hart

..... Sexy bitch.

Originally Posted by Toellner

Your not very pretty either.

Originally Posted by CommunistZed

Whet does play Loki better than Hiddleston, doesn't she?
Much, much better.

Originally Posted by Catharyn

Ermergerd, i love/want your eyes. D: Mine are ordinary looking whilst yours are orgasm inducing. :'(

Originally Posted by CommunistZed

OMFG SO HAWT!!!!!!!!!!!

Originally Posted by The Australian

And the Lord sayeth onto the people, "Go fornicate with thyself," and they did, indeed, fornicate with themselves.

-Dickus 69:42

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02-02-2013 #5

Taaja Hart

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Erhmahgerrrrd kitten! Haha. My kitten is a special needs kitty. He can't walk and he's a little dysfunctional. But he loves cuddles. <3 I should put up some pics.

Originally Posted by Sophi, in regards to Hank

Imagine him giggling a little when he tries to undo the bikini but can't get the knot untied at first.

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02-02-2013 #6

KuroTenshi

GenghisKuro

kitty!

Originally Posted by Rilla

"If I'm thinking about getting something, and I go back and forth on it constantly. I obviously don't want it."

Originally Posted by Card VII

"Oh, what's that dearie?"

"Oh, it looks like the those booby toonies the kids are into these days."

"You mean those anime things?"

"What? Speak up!"

"YOU MEAN ONE OF THOSE ANIME THINGS?"

"YES, SOME ANIMALS HAVE WINGS"

"WHAT DO YOU MEAN, MY RING IS RIGHT HERE"

"WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT, I NEVER SING WHILE DRINKING BEER"

Originally Posted by Ozymandias

I'm using America wrong? I'm not a politician.

Originally Posted by Elendra

Humanity is like a mentally handicapped puppy.

It does all it can to make you happy and be a good friend

but it shits on the carpet and eats it, in a repeated cycle, while destroying all your things

And then wonders why people talk to it with a belittling tone.

Originally Posted by CommunistZed

You are a Goddess of Awesomeness, Kuro.
That is all.

Originally Posted by Krinos Solstice

And how badass you are. ;-)

Originally Posted by SherlockHolmes

Honestly, I think the main goal of the parties isn't to do their jobs to fix the country.. It's just that they simply exist at this point to spite one another. They're too busy trying to burry the hatchet in each other to simply just burry the hatchet, period.

Originally Posted by Ozymandias

Oh man, Kuro, like... dude. I love you, man.

Originally Posted by ♠Ace♠

"Some problems are beyond our power to solve."

SO LET'S ASK THE INVISIBLE CLOUD-GENIE!

Originally Posted by Drakell

Kuro...

At times....

I just <3 you....

For you are obviously awesome.

Originally Posted by Elendra

KuroTenshi -
Someone who RPs and doesn't think they really belong on any catalog of Spam. Also sees what The Nexerus did there.

The Nexerus -
Did something, that KuroTenshi saw.

Originally Posted by HaloAssault

Well, all of you guys...this has been an evening of truth and tragedy, but also one of comradeship, and friendship in perhaps the least likely of places.

Originally Posted by HaloAssault

This is genuine drama, not spam drama.

Originally Posted by KuroTenshi

...

I have a headache

Originally Posted by HaloAssault

I think you just summed it all up better than I did.

Originally Posted by KuroTenshi

Another one of the many services I offer

Now someone needs to pay me

Originally Posted by PaladinFoster

Your videos have totally surpassed anything I've ever put on Youtube. Not sure if you're just funnier, or if people are just more likely to watch girls.

Originally Posted by The Nexerus

Both.

Originally Posted by Static

[Death] would come, one day, he was certain. And he would have a cigarette in hand and a "Fuck you" on the tongue when it did.

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02-02-2013 #7

Christiefries

Absit invidia.

Originally Posted by Squee

I believe she thinks she is a puppy. She's always wanting attention, constantly licks whoever is holding her, and she'll play fetch with a bottle cap.

She's the most adorable thing ever. <3

Awww <333 I think Spam is screwing with my mental health in more ways than one. Starting to like cats now.

“Do not worry about your life, what you will eat or drink; or about your body, what you will wear. Is not life more than food, and the body more than clothes? Look at the birds of the air; they do not sow or reap or store away in barns, and yet your heavenly Father feeds them. Are you not much more valuable than they? Can any one of you by worrying add a single hour to your life?"

"The broad wall of Babylon shall be leveled to the ground, and her high gates shall be burned with fire. The peoples labor for nothing, and the nations weary themselves only for fire."

"It is more blessed to give than to receive."

"For the word of God is living, and powerful, and sharper than any two-edged sword, piercing even to the dividing asunder of soul and spirit, and of the joints and marrow, and is a discerner of the thoughts and intents of the heart."

"Though an army besiege me, my heart will not fear; though war break out against me, even then I will be confident."

"Let us hold fast to the profession of our faith without wavering (for He is faithful who promised), and let us consider one another to provoke unto love and to good works."

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02-02-2013 #8

BlueRose

Official Spam Ghost

my cat used to play fetch as well. She preferred to play at midnight.

♥Bluelicious♥

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02-02-2013 #9

Hellis

Forever a BBEG

My cat used to play fetch. And shadow box. Have you seen a cat fights its shadow, Its super cute, super stupid and ends up with the cat exhausted.

made by the ever charming and talented Lillian Thorne.

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Silver Leaves Mercenaries I Broken Circle.

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Sketchbook/Gallery I TUMBLR I DEVART

Originally Posted by Rose Swan

I really do not like you.

Originally Posted by INoxious

Since this is actually an RP site I think that you should be aware that on Hellis' worst day (with a hangover, brain damage AND acute blindness) he is more creative than anything I have seen from you; and yes, I painfully read through some of your writing so that I could say this with legitimate knowledge.

I just wanted you to know my thoughts on your anti-Hellis post.

Originally Posted by Jorick

You, sir, are a rotten bastard.

Originally Posted by ImANargleHunter

I bet you have a nice ass.

Originally Posted by SmexySpiral

Hey, Hellis, did I mention that you're grade-A piece of forum ass?

Because you're grade-A forum piece of ass.

Originally Posted by NatsumeHack

You Do make threads, and are a pretty nice person, so I pick you over Autoerotic asphyxiation any day.

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02-02-2013 #10

Bela

Hell In High Heels

Your cat and my cat would make beautiful babies.

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I'm sure quite a few of you have been confused by certain nicknames I have for people, so I've compiled a list of the people who I have nicknames for. If you're on this list you should probably be happy, because it means I've actually thought about you more than necessary. Or it means you did something stupid and I'm punishing you.

Ace -- Reginald
Azarthes -- Az/Me
Beatrix -- B
Brooklyn -- Brooks (I don't think she even ventures into spam anymore)
CommunistZed -- Zeddy
Darkdrago666 -- Dragomir
Foxes -- Foxy
Ghengismike -- Mikey
Grif of Hearts -- Griffin
Jaxi -- Jax
Jorick -- Ricky
Jster -- Jack
Kill Bones -- Kelso
KnightShade -- Vincent
Kyuki -- Ky
Love That Panda -- Pandabear/Crazy Lil Oreo
Ozymandias -- Oz
PrimezTime -- Optimus Primez
Rose Swan -- Rosie/Rosalie (when she's in trouble)
Ruby -- Tuesday
Scribz -- Scotty
Sole -- Ty
Sophistikit -- Sopy
Squee -- Squishy
Svenn -- Kid
TP -- Parry
Werecat -- Kitty

Originally Posted by Alkeni Synair

And more realistic. +10,000 Points to Bela.

I switch my alliegance to her!

Originally Posted by Auggie

Bela-
Cute and deadly.

Originally Posted by vslayer

Originally Posted by Azarthes

Bela, I want to be inside you.
I mean.
Bela I want you inside me?

Eh fuck it.

This.

Originally Posted by Cpt Toellner

Dude...Ive seen Bela do some crazy things, you would be jealous.

Originally Posted by Cpt Toellner

You. My Pants. Now.

Originally Posted by Dex

Dex is loling, Bela, you're awesome.

Originally Posted by dman0649

Originally Posted by Warrior in the shadows

Wow, everyone wants a piece of Bela... time for me to get in on this.

MINE! *rawrs, and tears you apart, molecule by molecule then rolls around in your blood*

Originally Posted by dman0649

Bela, I like the way you phrase things.

This is why I married you.

Originally Posted by dman0649

Bela never ceases to amaze me.

I could marry her again.

Originally Posted by Guru Gloin

Bela, I love you. Only a Blazing Saddles quote could have undone what happened here.

Originally Posted by Guru Gloin

I'm Oscar Schindler. You just made my list.

Originally Posted by MissSquee92

Don't threaten my Bela!

Originally Posted by omnijay

Bela, I <3 You.

Originally Posted by Rilla

Time for some 'black tips.'
Listen to Bela - She may be a psycho bitch and you may lose all respect for yourself - but it won't matter, you'll be entertained.

Originally Posted by Sophistikit

Bela's one of my favorites now ;D I could tell it was pretty much inevitable, but her insanity rivals my own. We are the keepers of the "uh, yeah, too far" response

Originally Posted by Svenn

Rose, listen to Bela. So far every post that i see her make, makes sense and something good comes out of it. She probably has the most experience than most people here. I'm a guy so I don't know much, but ^ she makes sense.

Originally Posted by The Doctor

The Doctor is adding Bela to his list of favorite people.

Originally Posted by vslayer

I now love you, 15 000 times

Originally Posted by Warrior in the shadows

No wait, I nominate BelaTalbot.

Originally Posted by MissSquee92

Nothing against Bella, but...shit. She doesn't deserve it. She's too...amazing.

Originally Posted by Ace of Spades

Bela is too hot to be the spam whore, agreed.

Originally Posted by Woodfin

Bela, every post you make should be quoted by law.

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