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  1. 02-03-2013 #11
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    I scream at them that I am not Doug. I've still yet to figure out who this Doug guy is, but his buddy Jameson likes to send me pictures of football games and ask to see my tits.


    I HAVE A MUSTACHE NAMED AFTER ME.
    WHAT HAVE YOU DONE WITH YOUR PITIFUL LIFE?!

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  2. 02-03-2013 #12
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    Quote Originally Posted by Clirkus View Post
    Or demand a ransom.
    That's even better.



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    Quote Originally Posted by Clirkus View Post
    Fake it ;D
    LOL U ASSHOLE
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    Quote Originally Posted by Clirkus View Post
    I want to strike up a friendly conversation and see where it goes.
    That is a wonderful idea. Do it.
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  5. 02-04-2013 #15
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    Quote Originally Posted by Antarctic Termite View Post
    That is a wonderful idea. Do it.
    But as soon as I say "Sorry, you've got the wrong number. Hey, do you--" they hang up.
    #PainOfRejection

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  6. 02-04-2013 #16
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    "Hi!"

    "Hi."
    "Uhhh. This isn't tomas."
    "His mouth is busy right now, Call back later?"
    "Tomas isn't gay"
    "Wow. I mean he is eating. Also wrong number"
    "You are a dick"
    "Do call aga-"
    *Click*

    laughed for 30 minutes straight.

    made by the ever charming and talented Lillian Thorne.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Hellis View Post
    "Hi!"

    "Hi."
    "Uhhh. This isn't tomas."
    "His mouth is busy right now, Call back later?"
    "Tomas isn't gay"
    "Wow. I mean he is eating. Also wrong number"
    "You are a dick"
    "Do call aga-"
    *Click*

    laughed for 30 minutes straight.
    0.o -wheels in evil mind turning-

    “Your story may not have such a happy beginning, but that doesn’t make you who you are. It is the rest of your story – who you choose to be.”

    "Illuminate a world that will try to bring you down."

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  8. 02-04-2013 #18
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    Quote Originally Posted by Hellis View Post
    "Hi!"

    "Hi."
    "Uhhh. This isn't tomas."
    "His mouth is busy right now, Call back later?"
    "Tomas isn't gay"
    "Wow. I mean he is eating. Also wrong number"
    "You are a dick"
    "Do call aga-"
    *Click*

    laughed for 30 minutes straight.

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  9. 02-04-2013 #19
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    I'm not always brilliant. But when I am, I'm dazzling.

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  10. 02-04-2013 #20
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    Haha, very nice.

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