Actually, Dickery is something I am good at. My "Stuck inside a house routine tends to really get to people"

"Hi!"
"Hello? Oh my god. Someone finnaly called me"
"Uh. I must have got-"
"Don't go. I can't find my keys. I'm stuck inside my apartment! There is a naked man on the floor!"
"Wha- Should I call the cops?"
"Oh hey. He is kinda cute "
".."
"Oh wait. Who are you?"
"I got the wrong number."
"This is akward. Your not my boyfriend."
"...Go fuck yourself"