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02-03-2013 #1
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Playing Dota 2 with Keepvogel, results

To clarify: we played the All Random gamemode, so the game selected our heroes for us. I (white text) was lucky and was presented with my best hero (out of a pool of 90+ characters), Keepvogel (yellow text) not so much.

I'm positively retarded.

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02-03-2013 #2
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That's pretty funny. XD Does "joko" have a particular meaning, or is it just gibberish?

Originally Posted by Richard Jeni

If you're on the far left or the far right [of politics], you know what you've done? You've gone too far.

Originally Posted by Kill Bones

Holy shit that's a good one

Everyone else go home Sebas gets a gold star

Starting immediately

Originally Posted by Elendra

I love you

Originally Posted by SebasChan

Originally Posted by CommunistZed

Originally Posted by SebasChan

Originally Posted by Communist Zed

Originally Posted by SebasChan

THE POLICE WILL STOP YOU! ONE DAY MORE! THE NEXT TIME YOU DO THIS TO SOMEONE THEY WON'T STAY QUIET. YOU BETTER WATCH YOURSELF, ZED!

BUT BABY!
I ONLY HAVE EYES FOR YOU!
NO, SERIOUSLY, I RIPPED OUT A HOBO'S EYES FOR YOU.
WHY WON'T YOU LOVE ME BACK?!?! <3

I KNOW ABOUT THAT WHORE YOU HAD OVER LAST NIGHT. YOU DON'T LOVE ME! JUST LEAVE ME BEFORE THE PAIN GETS WORSE. JUST. LEAVE. AND PUT THE HOBO BACK WHERE YOU FOUND IT. I ALREADY TOLD YOU THAT YOU CAN'T TAKE PETS HOME AFTER THE ROADKILL INCIDENT.

I DO LOVE YOU!
THAT WHORE WAS GIVING ME THE MONEY SHE EARNED THIS WEEK.
TAKE ME BACK, PLEASE BABY.

NO MEANS NO, WHETHER IT'S IN THE BEDROOM OR OUT ON THE TOWN. SHE WAS IN OUR HOUSE. I SAID YOU COULDN'T TAKE WORK HOME. PACK UP AND LEAVE, DAMMIT.

Oh fuck who am I kidding, I could never kick you out. Ily2bby

Originally Posted by The Australian

I don't know if you're a female or a male, but, what the hell

<333 <All the hearts.

Originally Posted by The Australian via VMs

I prefer the 'SebasChan likes metal dildos' explanation better

Originally Posted by KuroTenshi

Hang on a sec I need to fangirl over Sebastion

and now I'm done

Originally Posted by Christiefries

It would be a privilege to have my heart broken by you.

Originally Posted by Rose Swan

THERE ARE NERDFIGHTERS IN THIS THREAD OMG SEBASCHAN AND CHRISTIE YOU TWO ARE MY NEW FAVORITES *DRAGS YOU INTO A RABBIT HOLE*

Originally Posted by Guru

I love you.

Just saying.

#NerdfightersAlltheWay!

Oh and that picture is adorable.

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02-03-2013 #3
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Originally Posted by Hank

To clarify: we played the All Random gamemode, so the game selected our heroes for us. I (white text) was lucky and was presented with my best hero (out of a pool of 90+ characters), Keepvogel (yellow text) not so much.

I'm positively retarded.

You're Swedish? MMFFFFFF

Add me on skype and I might sing to you.

Originally Posted by Sole

ANNNNNNNNNNNGST

Originally Posted by Clirkus

By the way, Whetfeather, you play Loki better than Hiddleston c;

Originally Posted by Squee

Can I be your lesbian lover even if you might not be into that sort of thing?

Originally Posted by SmexySpiral

And the award for sexiest piece of ass to ever set foot on this forum goes to Whetfeather. Go you.

Originally Posted by Grif of Hearts

Stop being so damn attractive, Whet. D:

Originally Posted by vslayer

Holy....female boner on the rise.

Originally Posted by Taaja Hart

..... Sexy bitch.

Originally Posted by Toellner

Your not very pretty either.

Originally Posted by CommunistZed

Whet does play Loki better than Hiddleston, doesn't she?
Much, much better.

Originally Posted by Catharyn

Ermergerd, i love/want your eyes. D: Mine are ordinary looking whilst yours are orgasm inducing. :'(

Originally Posted by CommunistZed

OMFG SO HAWT!!!!!!!!!!!

Originally Posted by The Australian

And the Lord sayeth onto the people, "Go fornicate with thyself," and they did, indeed, fornicate with themselves.

-Dickus 69:42
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02-03-2013 #4
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Originally Posted by Whetfeather

You're Swedish? MMFFFFFF

He's Dutch.

Did you know we have a Writer of the Month contest? Come join it.
The WOTM #26 Theme Choice thread is up and voting is open through May 20th.

Originally Posted by Sophistikit

I don't know why, but this fucking killed me. Maybe it's your utter determination to be an asshole, but wow, I lol'd.

Originally Posted by Turtlicious

And now I can't stop laughing, Thanks Jorick. <3

Originally Posted by Darkdrago666

You loveable asshole, you.

You are blunt, and to the point.

Originally Posted by Sophistikit

If I had feels, they'd be all yours. :'D

Originally Posted by Myyt

Jorick: This guy is an evil genius. In the dry, in your face trufax sorta way. If you ever want the blunt truth, this is the guy to ask, which makes him amazing.

Originally Posted by Esper

Jorick is one of those people you shouldn't take seriously. He is rude for the sake of being rude much of the time. Outside of Spam that is not who he is, but here in Forum that is how he carries himself.

Why do I respect that? He doesn't give an apology for being himself or making ridiculous claims to deflect when people call him on it. Jorick is Jorick, a charismatic ass to the end.

Originally Posted by Elendra

Ladies, contain your orgasms for Jorick

I had dibs first.

Originally Posted by Rilla

Put it this way.

If me and Jorick meet docile or non-docile lifeforms... they'll bow.

Without a fight.

Why?

Because it's me and Jorick.

We'll use our combined charisma, wit, and generally dickish attitudes, to put them in their unwelcome places.

Vote Rilla/Jorick - Space Emperors... To Infinity... and Beyond.

Originally Posted by overwatch

When Jorick says something, It's like adding a 100,000 ton weight onto a side of a scale.

Originally Posted by Kill Bones

Jorick is like a monster truck shaped like a t-rex

He is elegantly designed, menacing, loud, a bunch of people love him for reasons I don't understand, and he makes no fucking sense when described by similes

Originally Posted by Azarthes

The both of you
Every single time
I make a mistake
and it's like
BLAM JORICK PUNCH INTO SOPHI KICK
EVERYTIME.

It's like Sophistimammoth but with less bashing and more sass.

Originally Posted by Walker of Darkness

You're an egotistical, sociopathic, insufferable jackass, but you stick to your convictions and in general show others respect until they prove to be nothing more than bumbling idiots. You've also shown a kinder side from time to time, but very rarely. Other than your blown out of proportion ego, I have no issues with you.

Originally Posted by ★LunaLight★

Jorick, I find you to be really witty and fun. I'm also jealous of your writing ability. I get mad at you when you do stupid things that get you banned, but at the same time I don't think it is my place to tell you those things since we aren't good friends yet. You seem like the kind of person I would consider dating.

Originally Posted by Hank

Jorick is a monster. The way he perfectly knows how to emulate this depravity of a subculture with cold, unerring accuracy is just inhuman. Ted Bundy raped and killed women. Jorick's worse.

Originally Posted by PrimezTime

I imagine Jorick as Khal Drago. His victim would either suffer, take it, and cry about it or learn to please him and become his Khaleesi.
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02-03-2013 #5
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Originally Posted by SebasChan

That's pretty funny. XD Does "joko" have a particular meaning, or is it just gibberish?

It's nonsense, but... well, yeah. It sounds a bit like 'joke'. That's about as descriptive as I can be.

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02-03-2013 #6
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Originally Posted by Hank

It's nonsense, but... well, yeah. It sounds a bit like 'joke'. That's about as descriptive as I can be.

Aha, makes sense. ^^

Originally Posted by Richard Jeni

If you're on the far left or the far right [of politics], you know what you've done? You've gone too far.

Originally Posted by Kill Bones

Holy shit that's a good one

Everyone else go home Sebas gets a gold star

Starting immediately

Originally Posted by Elendra

I love you

Originally Posted by SebasChan

Originally Posted by CommunistZed

Originally Posted by SebasChan

Originally Posted by Communist Zed

Originally Posted by SebasChan

THE POLICE WILL STOP YOU! ONE DAY MORE! THE NEXT TIME YOU DO THIS TO SOMEONE THEY WON'T STAY QUIET. YOU BETTER WATCH YOURSELF, ZED!

BUT BABY!
I ONLY HAVE EYES FOR YOU!
NO, SERIOUSLY, I RIPPED OUT A HOBO'S EYES FOR YOU.
WHY WON'T YOU LOVE ME BACK?!?! <3

I KNOW ABOUT THAT WHORE YOU HAD OVER LAST NIGHT. YOU DON'T LOVE ME! JUST LEAVE ME BEFORE THE PAIN GETS WORSE. JUST. LEAVE. AND PUT THE HOBO BACK WHERE YOU FOUND IT. I ALREADY TOLD YOU THAT YOU CAN'T TAKE PETS HOME AFTER THE ROADKILL INCIDENT.

I DO LOVE YOU!
THAT WHORE WAS GIVING ME THE MONEY SHE EARNED THIS WEEK.
TAKE ME BACK, PLEASE BABY.

NO MEANS NO, WHETHER IT'S IN THE BEDROOM OR OUT ON THE TOWN. SHE WAS IN OUR HOUSE. I SAID YOU COULDN'T TAKE WORK HOME. PACK UP AND LEAVE, DAMMIT.

Oh fuck who am I kidding, I could never kick you out. Ily2bby

Originally Posted by The Australian

I don't know if you're a female or a male, but, what the hell

<333 <All the hearts.

Originally Posted by The Australian via VMs

I prefer the 'SebasChan likes metal dildos' explanation better

Originally Posted by KuroTenshi

Hang on a sec I need to fangirl over Sebastion

and now I'm done

Originally Posted by Christiefries

It would be a privilege to have my heart broken by you.

Originally Posted by Rose Swan

THERE ARE NERDFIGHTERS IN THIS THREAD OMG SEBASCHAN AND CHRISTIE YOU TWO ARE MY NEW FAVORITES *DRAGS YOU INTO A RABBIT HOLE*

Originally Posted by Guru

I love you.

Just saying.

#NerdfightersAlltheWay!

Oh and that picture is adorable.

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Christiefries
Guru
iATEaSEAmonster
TP
Rose Swan
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02-03-2013 #7
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Originally Posted by Jorick

He's Dutch.

Aww, Not as attractive. :l

Add me on skype and I might sing to you.

Originally Posted by Sole

ANNNNNNNNNNNGST

Originally Posted by Clirkus

By the way, Whetfeather, you play Loki better than Hiddleston c;

Originally Posted by Squee

Can I be your lesbian lover even if you might not be into that sort of thing?

Originally Posted by SmexySpiral

And the award for sexiest piece of ass to ever set foot on this forum goes to Whetfeather. Go you.

Originally Posted by Grif of Hearts

Stop being so damn attractive, Whet. D:

Originally Posted by vslayer

Holy....female boner on the rise.

Originally Posted by Taaja Hart

..... Sexy bitch.

Originally Posted by Toellner

Your not very pretty either.

Originally Posted by CommunistZed

Whet does play Loki better than Hiddleston, doesn't she?
Much, much better.

Originally Posted by Catharyn

Ermergerd, i love/want your eyes. D: Mine are ordinary looking whilst yours are orgasm inducing. :'(

Originally Posted by CommunistZed

OMFG SO HAWT!!!!!!!!!!!

Originally Posted by The Australian

And the Lord sayeth onto the people, "Go fornicate with thyself," and they did, indeed, fornicate with themselves.

-Dickus 69:42
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02-03-2013 #8
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02-03-2013 #9
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Originally Posted by Whetfeather

Aww, Not as attractive. :l

Racist.

Did you know we have a Writer of the Month contest? Come join it.
The WOTM #26 Theme Choice thread is up and voting is open through May 20th.

Originally Posted by Sophistikit

I don't know why, but this fucking killed me. Maybe it's your utter determination to be an asshole, but wow, I lol'd.

Originally Posted by Turtlicious

And now I can't stop laughing, Thanks Jorick. <3

Originally Posted by Darkdrago666

You loveable asshole, you.

You are blunt, and to the point.

Originally Posted by Sophistikit

If I had feels, they'd be all yours. :'D

Originally Posted by Myyt

Jorick: This guy is an evil genius. In the dry, in your face trufax sorta way. If you ever want the blunt truth, this is the guy to ask, which makes him amazing.

Originally Posted by Esper

Jorick is one of those people you shouldn't take seriously. He is rude for the sake of being rude much of the time. Outside of Spam that is not who he is, but here in Forum that is how he carries himself.

Why do I respect that? He doesn't give an apology for being himself or making ridiculous claims to deflect when people call him on it. Jorick is Jorick, a charismatic ass to the end.

Originally Posted by Elendra

Ladies, contain your orgasms for Jorick

I had dibs first.

Originally Posted by Rilla

Put it this way.

If me and Jorick meet docile or non-docile lifeforms... they'll bow.

Without a fight.

Why?

Because it's me and Jorick.

We'll use our combined charisma, wit, and generally dickish attitudes, to put them in their unwelcome places.

Vote Rilla/Jorick - Space Emperors... To Infinity... and Beyond.

Originally Posted by overwatch

When Jorick says something, It's like adding a 100,000 ton weight onto a side of a scale.

Originally Posted by Kill Bones

Jorick is like a monster truck shaped like a t-rex

He is elegantly designed, menacing, loud, a bunch of people love him for reasons I don't understand, and he makes no fucking sense when described by similes

Originally Posted by Azarthes

The both of you
Every single time
I make a mistake
and it's like
BLAM JORICK PUNCH INTO SOPHI KICK
EVERYTIME.

It's like Sophistimammoth but with less bashing and more sass.

Originally Posted by Walker of Darkness

You're an egotistical, sociopathic, insufferable jackass, but you stick to your convictions and in general show others respect until they prove to be nothing more than bumbling idiots. You've also shown a kinder side from time to time, but very rarely. Other than your blown out of proportion ego, I have no issues with you.

Originally Posted by ★LunaLight★

Jorick, I find you to be really witty and fun. I'm also jealous of your writing ability. I get mad at you when you do stupid things that get you banned, but at the same time I don't think it is my place to tell you those things since we aren't good friends yet. You seem like the kind of person I would consider dating.

Originally Posted by Hank

Jorick is a monster. The way he perfectly knows how to emulate this depravity of a subculture with cold, unerring accuracy is just inhuman. Ted Bundy raped and killed women. Jorick's worse.

Originally Posted by PrimezTime

I imagine Jorick as Khal Drago. His victim would either suffer, take it, and cry about it or learn to please him and become his Khaleesi.
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02-03-2013 #10
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Originally Posted by Jorick

Racist.

You know me so well.

Add me on skype and I might sing to you.

Originally Posted by Sole

ANNNNNNNNNNNGST

Originally Posted by Clirkus

By the way, Whetfeather, you play Loki better than Hiddleston c;

Originally Posted by Squee

Can I be your lesbian lover even if you might not be into that sort of thing?

Originally Posted by SmexySpiral

And the award for sexiest piece of ass to ever set foot on this forum goes to Whetfeather. Go you.

Originally Posted by Grif of Hearts

Stop being so damn attractive, Whet. D:

Originally Posted by vslayer

Holy....female boner on the rise.

Originally Posted by Taaja Hart

..... Sexy bitch.

Originally Posted by Toellner

Your not very pretty either.

Originally Posted by CommunistZed

Whet does play Loki better than Hiddleston, doesn't she?
Much, much better.

Originally Posted by Catharyn

Ermergerd, i love/want your eyes. D: Mine are ordinary looking whilst yours are orgasm inducing. :'(

Originally Posted by CommunistZed

OMFG SO HAWT!!!!!!!!!!!

Originally Posted by The Australian

And the Lord sayeth onto the people, "Go fornicate with thyself," and they did, indeed, fornicate with themselves.

-Dickus 69:42
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