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02-05-2013 #1
Jorick

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Ben Folds

He's a pretty cool guy.

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Originally Posted by Sophistikit

I don't know why, but this fucking killed me. Maybe it's your utter determination to be an asshole, but wow, I lol'd.

Originally Posted by Turtlicious

And now I can't stop laughing, Thanks Jorick. <3

Originally Posted by Darkdrago666

You loveable asshole, you.

You are blunt, and to the point.

Originally Posted by Sophistikit

If I had feels, they'd be all yours. :'D

Originally Posted by Myyt

Jorick: This guy is an evil genius. In the dry, in your face trufax sorta way. If you ever want the blunt truth, this is the guy to ask, which makes him amazing.

Originally Posted by Esper

Jorick is one of those people you shouldn't take seriously. He is rude for the sake of being rude much of the time. Outside of Spam that is not who he is, but here in Forum that is how he carries himself.

Why do I respect that? He doesn't give an apology for being himself or making ridiculous claims to deflect when people call him on it. Jorick is Jorick, a charismatic ass to the end.

Originally Posted by Elendra

Ladies, contain your orgasms for Jorick

I had dibs first.

Originally Posted by Rilla

Put it this way.

If me and Jorick meet docile or non-docile lifeforms... they'll bow.

Without a fight.

Why?

Because it's me and Jorick.

We'll use our combined charisma, wit, and generally dickish attitudes, to put them in their unwelcome places.

Vote Rilla/Jorick - Space Emperors... To Infinity... and Beyond.

Originally Posted by overwatch

When Jorick says something, It's like adding a 100,000 ton weight onto a side of a scale.

Originally Posted by Kill Bones

Jorick is like a monster truck shaped like a t-rex

He is elegantly designed, menacing, loud, a bunch of people love him for reasons I don't understand, and he makes no fucking sense when described by similes

Originally Posted by Walker of Darkness

You're an egotistical, sociopathic, insufferable jackass, but you stick to your convictions and in general show others respect until they prove to be nothing more than bumbling idiots. You've also shown a kinder side from time to time, but very rarely. Other than your blown out of proportion ego, I have no issues with you.

Originally Posted by ★LunaLight★

Jorick, I find you to be really witty and fun. I'm also jealous of your writing ability. I get mad at you when you do stupid things that get you banned, but at the same time I don't think it is my place to tell you those things since we aren't good friends yet. You seem like the kind of person I would consider dating.

Originally Posted by Hank

Jorick is a monster. The way he perfectly knows how to emulate this depravity of a subculture with cold, unerring accuracy is just inhuman. Ted Bundy raped and killed women. Jorick's worse.

Originally Posted by PrimezTime

I imagine Jorick as Khal Drago. His victim would either suffer, take it, and cry about it or learn to please him and become his Khaleesi.

Originally Posted by SmexySpiral

I think Jorick's the only person who can make giant posts and I'll still read them anyway.
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02-05-2013 #2
SmexySpiral

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I didn't even get to click the video and I started laughing

How will I laugh tomorrow when I can't even smile today?

Originally Posted by Esper

Svenn quit pretending your head is a phallic shaped object and mind your manners.

Originally Posted by Kill Bones

Who the fuck is teaching math in my shower

Originally Posted by Sophistikit

cool

Originally Posted by Kenyi

Zed, which part of your not-even-close-to-adult brain does not understand "Shut the fuck up"?

Originally Posted by Kingdoml1

You people disgust me

Originally Posted by SmexySpiral

no

Originally Posted by sobamushi

..........apparently I have standards.

Originally Posted by RandomEncounter

I remember those.

Originally Posted by Azarthes

I'm glad I'm such a positive influence in your life.

Originally Posted by Kill Bones

Who the fuck are you

Originally Posted by Card VII

Or you could liquify them and inject those delicious carbs right into your eyeballs.

Like a real American.
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02-05-2013 #3
Maktesh

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But he's no Dre.
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