SPAM, LINE UP. BE QUIET. MAINTAIN ORDER AND DO AS I SAY.
State your gender for me, Spam. Your biological sex and sexuality. Seriously. I am getting tired of not knowing what sex you are and not knowing what pronoun to use for you all.
Like this.
I, Antarctic Termite, am male, heterosexual, and slightly masochistic.
See? That wasn't so hard. Your turn.
Originally Posted by Howard Phillips Lovecraft
All that I live for is to capture some fragment of this hidden and just unreachable beauty…There is somewhere, my fancy fabulises, a marvelous city of ancient streets and hills and gardens and marble terraces, wherein I once lived happy eternities, and to which I must return if ever I am to have content.
Originally Posted by The Nexerus
ANTARCTICA IS FOR PENGUINS.
ARE YOU A PENGUIN?
NO.
LEAVE.
Originally Posted by Discontent
I'll punch you to you know. Just give me a reason.
Friggen Antarctic termites and their damn ability to somehow survive there...
Originally Posted by Codexanother
How did you... type without arms...?
Originally Posted by SkyFairwind
I won't kick you....but I can always spam you, if you'd prefer prodding? Though....I wouldn't want to crush you...how big are antarctic termites anyways?
Originally Posted by The English
BEGONE! FOUL DAEMON!
Originally Posted by xGabrielx
Silly. Termits can't ride skateboards
Originally Posted by Bela
You are sad strange little man, and you have my pity.
Originally Posted by Darkdrago666
Grif, it's termite you're talking to.
He doesn't think like you and I.
Originally Posted by Kill Bones
Fuck your paragraphs, fuck your grey color, fuck your dubstep, and fuck your face in the face, fuckface.
Originally Posted by guster746
You'll be in my heart.
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Nevermind you're an ass.
<3
Originally Posted by Jorick
What's this, something about you that isn't awful? I am utterly shocked.
Originally Posted by Herzinth
AT, the fact that you're called Antarctic Termite, your user title says you're a Jumping Spider, and your avatar is an anteater all combines to gradually make me more and more uncomfortable.
Originally Posted by SebasChan
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Originally Posted by KnightShade
Solution. We place a pot of boiling water in front of Termite. His death wish makes him jump in. We devour his corpse. He respawns. Repeat.
This theory has some merit.
Unfortunate that upon death the body despawns immediately.
We could eat him alive.
Originally Posted by Lucian Heart
You've been alone in the cheese cave all your life, Termite. Time to wake up and face reality.
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I just shortened your lifespan by whatever amount of time you took to open all these.
I, Antarctic Termite, am male, heterosexual, and slightly masochistic.
I, Evil Overlord Kadaeux Soulslayer, consumer of hope, destroyer of virtue, pillager of posterity, destroyer of all that is good and natural, am male, heterosexual, and you have an appointment in my torture chambers.
I've been meaning to test a new device where I insert molten copper just beneath the skin.
I, Discontent, am male, asexual, and sadistically sociopathic. Although I somewhat doubt I’m at Kad's level.
I'm cynical, narcissistic, discontent, egotistical, misanthropic, apathetic, arrogant, callous, cantankerous, vindictive, disagreeable, irreverent, embittered, irresponsible, sociopathic, pessimistic, impatient, contradictory, dogmatic, hypocritical, furtive, impolite and sarcastic.
I can also make a completely bad-ass pancake. So it all evens out.
Originally Posted by Antarctic Termite
This isn't as much the community as the... Uh... Well, think of RPG as a meat processing facility. The introduction forum is the slaughterhouse. The roleplaying forums is where they cut and package the meat. Off topic is where they dispose of the waste... And Forum Games/Spam is where they burn the diseased cuts.
Originally Posted by Taaja Hart
You're the contentest content that ever contented.
We should invent a new pronoun. I'll begin work on it right away.
I don't bite...I nibble.
Originally Posted by Ozymandias
Give me the body of Terry Crews and I'll do anything you want me to. ♥
Originally Posted by The English
You are granted your wish but you have to do it naked, on fire, in-front of the Queen, hanging over a pool of blood thirsty sharks.
I wish for a spoon.
Originally Posted by Jorick
First an invite to a hypothetical wedding as your best man, now imagined cradling. I might be creeped out if I weren't so inexplicably aroused.
Originally Posted by VagrantRomani
Oh man. so wrong.... SO VERY WRONG!.....but yet so right!!!!
I approve.
Originally Posted by Ozymandias
'That Columbus guy'? Yeah, he was about as insignificant as that Washington dude and that Queen Elizabeth chick...
Originally Posted by Hale
Welcome to the Ward of the Terminally Insane, take a number and a seat and a nurse will be with you shortly. In the meantime, feel free to browse our extensive magazines and periodicals and take these pills...
Originally Posted by Grif of Hearts
Don't worry Cathy. I'm here for pleasure.
Originally Posted by Kill Bones
But who the hell wants to fuck a chimp?
Originally Posted by Gryphon
Hmmm... Whats the catch?
I sure hope it isnt aids. That would be unfortunate.
Originally Posted by PaladinFoster
Asuras, that sig is distracting me far too much to focus on anything you post. I start to read it, but then I scroll down and everything goes black for a while. Next thing I know, it's 20 minutes later and my pants are nowhere to be found.
Originally Posted by OlNoSoul
Pokemon and large men unboxing different games. If this OOC was burned down, nothing of value would be lost.
Good work.
Originally Posted by AwsonRew
I just ate my mouth.
Originally Posted by HaloAssault
The weirdest thing about this video is that nobody would look that happy if they realised that man had crawled into their bed with a stuffed bear in the middle of the night.
Originally Posted by Ozymandias
Plus everyone dies... C'mon IW. They have a lovely track record for killing off characters in shit ways.
Soap: more-or-less falls to his death.
Yuri: first time you see him he gets shot.
Grizz: Shot in the head after standing in the middle of a firefight like a dumbass.
Gaz: Shot in the head for the same reason.
Ghost and Roach: betrayed by dick-head Yank and burned with cheap gasoline and a knock-off cigar.
Etc. etc. At least MacMillan survived getting hit by a fucking helicopter.
Originally Posted by Scribz
Guys.
This site is amazing.
I just ordered 5 girlfriends.
Chea.
Originally Posted by Genghismike
Finally, don't use spongebob, for the love of God. Please, don't make spongebob xD
Originally Posted by Whiskey
Your pig came onto me, bro. One thing led to another.
Originally Posted by Ozymandias
One. But when it comes to Catharyn I have to use decoys for personal safety.
Honestly, if I told you I was twenty and Female, what would you do?
I don't bite...I nibble.
Originally Posted by Ozymandias
Give me the body of Terry Crews and I'll do anything you want me to. ♥
Originally Posted by The English
You are granted your wish but you have to do it naked, on fire, in-front of the Queen, hanging over a pool of blood thirsty sharks.
I wish for a spoon.
Originally Posted by Jorick
First an invite to a hypothetical wedding as your best man, now imagined cradling. I might be creeped out if I weren't so inexplicably aroused.
Originally Posted by VagrantRomani
Oh man. so wrong.... SO VERY WRONG!.....but yet so right!!!!
I approve.
Originally Posted by Ozymandias
'That Columbus guy'? Yeah, he was about as insignificant as that Washington dude and that Queen Elizabeth chick...
Originally Posted by Hale
Welcome to the Ward of the Terminally Insane, take a number and a seat and a nurse will be with you shortly. In the meantime, feel free to browse our extensive magazines and periodicals and take these pills...
Originally Posted by Grif of Hearts
Don't worry Cathy. I'm here for pleasure.
Originally Posted by Kill Bones
But who the hell wants to fuck a chimp?
Originally Posted by Gryphon
Hmmm... Whats the catch?
I sure hope it isnt aids. That would be unfortunate.
Originally Posted by PaladinFoster
Asuras, that sig is distracting me far too much to focus on anything you post. I start to read it, but then I scroll down and everything goes black for a while. Next thing I know, it's 20 minutes later and my pants are nowhere to be found.
Originally Posted by OlNoSoul
Pokemon and large men unboxing different games. If this OOC was burned down, nothing of value would be lost.
Good work.
Originally Posted by AwsonRew
I just ate my mouth.
Originally Posted by HaloAssault
The weirdest thing about this video is that nobody would look that happy if they realised that man had crawled into their bed with a stuffed bear in the middle of the night.
Originally Posted by Ozymandias
Plus everyone dies... C'mon IW. They have a lovely track record for killing off characters in shit ways.
Soap: more-or-less falls to his death.
Yuri: first time you see him he gets shot.
Grizz: Shot in the head after standing in the middle of a firefight like a dumbass.
Gaz: Shot in the head for the same reason.
Ghost and Roach: betrayed by dick-head Yank and burned with cheap gasoline and a knock-off cigar.
Etc. etc. At least MacMillan survived getting hit by a fucking helicopter.
Originally Posted by Scribz
Guys.
This site is amazing.
I just ordered 5 girlfriends.
Chea.
Originally Posted by Genghismike
Finally, don't use spongebob, for the love of God. Please, don't make spongebob xD
Originally Posted by Whiskey
Your pig came onto me, bro. One thing led to another.
Originally Posted by Ozymandias
One. But when it comes to Catharyn I have to use decoys for personal safety.
Since this is actually an RP site I think that you should be aware that on Hellis' worst day (with a hangover, brain damage AND acute blindness) he is more creative than anything I have seen from you; and yes, I painfully read through some of your writing so that I could say this with legitimate knowledge.
I just wanted you to know my thoughts on your anti-Hellis post.
Originally Posted by Jorick
You, sir, are a rotten bastard.
Originally Posted by ImANargleHunter
I bet you have a nice ass.
Originally Posted by SmexySpiral
Hey, Hellis, did I mention that you're grade-A piece of forum ass?
Because you're grade-A forum piece of ass.
Originally Posted by NatsumeHack
You Do make threads, and are a pretty nice person, so I pick you over Autoerotic asphyxiation any day.
I, KnightShade, am male, and I'm an alcoholic technically bisexual I suppose.
and he shall smite the wicked and plunge them into the fiery pit
Originally Posted by Herzinth
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If I were to make a horror survival game, it would take place in your mind.
It would be nigh unbeatable. And terrifying.
Originally Posted by Jilted Yellow
I've only read the first few sentences of your post, Knightshade, and I am freaking out. FREAKING OUT.
ETA: WTF?!?!?! Still reading....
Originally Posted by Noxious
I also enjoy KnightShade because he takes the little box you want to think in and kicks your box. "fuck your box" he says.
Originally Posted by Closetmonster
I dub KnightShade as Expert Button Pusher. Only given to those who, in the line of duty to a fabulous RP, drop a cup of tea on the Prince changed Mouse's head during an important party and say, "oops!" just to see how the world will react when the main character is squished by Earl Grey.
Originally Posted by custocustodum VMs
OK so I just discovered this sentence and I've decided that Hellis is positively obliged to love you more.
Originally Posted by Fish Of Oblivion
YOU ARE TEARING ME APART KS
Originally Posted by NatsumeHack
Hypno
Originally Posted by Hellis
KS, you are wonderful, OK? Ok. That really offbeat and seemingly eccentric personality of yours is really uplifting. I do love your RP style as you tend to think outside the box. Your way of picking up the subtle cues that make for excellent entertainment in many of the topics you join aswell. You have my respect as a GM that is proud to have onboard on of my RP’s.
:3
Originally Posted by Lillian Thorne
And for all those events you will be forever adored.
Originally Posted by Rainaa
I bleed KnightShade's load.
Originally Posted by SmexySpiral
I'm not sure if I should cautiously laugh or cry because that was somehow not what I expected.
Originally Posted by Goldmarble
I don't care about anything else in this thread.
I fucking lost it.
Good job sir. Good job.
Originally Posted by Clirkus VMs
I do not understand you.
Originally Posted by The Australian
Rarely do I heart a guy on here, but, <3
Also, Frollo is and always will be the superior set.
Originally Posted by Antarctic Termite
This is beautiful. This is beautiful, and I love you.