Reply With QuoteI once broke my tooth off of a mirror. I now have this tiny little chip on my front tooth.
I usually do art and shop online until I'm broke as hell.
Your turn.
Add me on skype and I might sing to you.
I once broke my tooth off of a mirror. I now have this tiny little chip on my front tooth.
Wat
Originally Posted by Codexanother
Aw yea, someone listened to me for once.
Some people should die, that's just unconscious knowledge
omg who are you even.
Wat
Got on webcam shirtless and made people love me.
Wait, I do that all the time. Not just when I'm drunk.
Though I did suck some spilt Captain Morgans outta the carpet.
You sucked alcohol out of the carpet?
I've picked bud up off the carpet but that's completely different.
Nasty TP.
Some people should die, that's just unconscious knowledge
NIGGA I WAS DRUNK AND MY UNCLE DARED ME.
Gone to work, slept through work, called into work, gone to the bar, left the bar, yelled at the bar, stiffed the bar, overtipped the bar, danced on the bar, stopped a fight, started a fight, won at poker, lost at poker, let him poke her, let him poke me, let her poke me, called my parents, laughed until I cried, cried, called the cops, ran from the cops, lied to the cops, smoked a bowl, bought a bowl, sold a bowl, peed in public, driven, rode bikes, rode horses, rode quads, rode your mom, drank more, puked out a car window, puked in a car, slapped an ex, been hit with a bottle, released 2,000 bouncy balls into a bar, ran through an alley in Mexico, bailed on a cab driver.....
Maybe I should make this easier...
Things I haven't done while under the influence:
Been in an orgy, killed a person.
if you have read amory wars feel obligated to PM me.
I love everything about this post. <3
If it's during the day we usually play drinking games till we're sweaty, out of breath and incredibly drunk. Then it's either go out to a bar/club or go for a cruise through town. Coupled with several stops to off-licences etc.
I don't bite...I nibble.
I love everything about your post. <3
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