I have something to show you guys.

[Cpt Toellner]

My mother. She's been scanning pictures, planning my funeral since I was 19. She figures she wont want to bother scanning them after I am already dead and now they kind of require photos for the funeral. She can't use adult pictures because I'm always either being a slut, hanging out with a slut, carrying a beer, a bong or a cigarette.

This sounds like the story of a muder mystery.

[Whetfeather]

Can we adopt it?

Of course, babes. c:

[Tempest]

... Why do I find babies so ugly, but toddlers to be the cutest thing ever???...

[Clirkus]

Of course, babes. c:

^.^