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02-05-2013 #1
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Originally Posted by KnightShade

I suppose I could pretend to give in to placate your ego and an hour later you'd have posted no new threads.
Nah that'd never work.

Psh. Joke's on you, I've been away from my computer most of that time.

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Originally Posted by Sophistikit

I don't know why, but this fucking killed me. Maybe it's your utter determination to be an asshole, but wow, I lol'd.

Originally Posted by Turtlicious

And now I can't stop laughing, Thanks Jorick. <3

Originally Posted by Darkdrago666

You loveable asshole, you.

You are blunt, and to the point.

Originally Posted by Sophistikit

If I had feels, they'd be all yours. :'D

Originally Posted by Myyt

Jorick: This guy is an evil genius. In the dry, in your face trufax sorta way. If you ever want the blunt truth, this is the guy to ask, which makes him amazing.

Originally Posted by Esper

Jorick is one of those people you shouldn't take seriously. He is rude for the sake of being rude much of the time. Outside of Spam that is not who he is, but here in Forum that is how he carries himself.

Why do I respect that? He doesn't give an apology for being himself or making ridiculous claims to deflect when people call him on it. Jorick is Jorick, a charismatic ass to the end.

Originally Posted by Elendra

Ladies, contain your orgasms for Jorick

I had dibs first.

Originally Posted by Rilla

Put it this way.

If me and Jorick meet docile or non-docile lifeforms... they'll bow.

Without a fight.

Why?

Because it's me and Jorick.

We'll use our combined charisma, wit, and generally dickish attitudes, to put them in their unwelcome places.

Vote Rilla/Jorick - Space Emperors... To Infinity... and Beyond.

Originally Posted by overwatch

When Jorick says something, It's like adding a 100,000 ton weight onto a side of a scale.

Originally Posted by Kill Bones

Jorick is like a monster truck shaped like a t-rex

He is elegantly designed, menacing, loud, a bunch of people love him for reasons I don't understand, and he makes no fucking sense when described by similes

Originally Posted by Azarthes

The both of you
Every single time
I make a mistake
and it's like
BLAM JORICK PUNCH INTO SOPHI KICK
EVERYTIME.

It's like Sophistimammoth but with less bashing and more sass.

Originally Posted by Walker of Darkness

You're an egotistical, sociopathic, insufferable jackass, but you stick to your convictions and in general show others respect until they prove to be nothing more than bumbling idiots. You've also shown a kinder side from time to time, but very rarely. Other than your blown out of proportion ego, I have no issues with you.

Originally Posted by ★LunaLight★

Jorick, I find you to be really witty and fun. I'm also jealous of your writing ability. I get mad at you when you do stupid things that get you banned, but at the same time I don't think it is my place to tell you those things since we aren't good friends yet. You seem like the kind of person I would consider dating.

Originally Posted by Hank

Jorick is a monster. The way he perfectly knows how to emulate this depravity of a subculture with cold, unerring accuracy is just inhuman. Ted Bundy raped and killed women. Jorick's worse.

Originally Posted by PrimezTime

I imagine Jorick as Khal Drago. His victim would either suffer, take it, and cry about it or learn to please him and become his Khaleesi.
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02-05-2013 #2
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Originally Posted by Jorick

Psh. Joke's on you, I've been away from my computer most of that time.

I knew I should have waited longer

and he shall smite the wicked and plunge them into the fiery pit

Originally Posted by Herzinth

Oh my god the fridge logic. I- what- it's like getting a ten-year old to explain Nietzsche to you. It makes no sense but it's so beautiful.

Originally Posted by Jilted Yellow

I've only read the first few sentences of your post, Knightshade, and I am freaking out. FREAKING OUT.

ETA: WTF?!?!?! Still reading....

Originally Posted by Noxious

I also enjoy KnightShade because he takes the little box you want to think in and kicks your box. "fuck your box" he says.

Originally Posted by Closetmonster

I dub KnightShade as Expert Button Pusher. Only given to those who, in the line of duty to a fabulous RP, drop a cup of tea on the Prince changed Mouse's head during an important party and say, "oops!" just to see how the world will react when the main character is squished by Earl Grey.

Originally Posted by custocustodum VMs

OK so I just discovered this sentence and I've decided that Hellis is positively obliged to love you more.

Originally Posted by Fish Of Oblivion

YOU ARE TEARING ME APART KS

Originally Posted by NatsumeHack

Hypno

Originally Posted by Hellis

KS, you are wonderful, OK? Ok. That really offbeat and seemingly eccentric personality of yours is really uplifting. I do love your RP style as you tend to think outside the box. Your way of picking up the subtle cues that make for excellent entertainment in many of the topics you join aswell. You have my respect as a GM that is proud to have onboard on of my RP’s.
:3

Originally Posted by Lillian Thorne

And for all those events you will be forever adored.

Originally Posted by Rainaa

I bleed KnightShade's load.

Originally Posted by SmexySpiral

I'm not sure if I should cautiously laugh or cry because that was somehow not what I expected.

Originally Posted by Goldmarble

I don't care about anything else in this thread.

I fucking lost it.

Good job sir. Good job.

Originally Posted by Clirkus VMs

I do not understand you.

Originally Posted by The Australian

Rarely do I heart a guy on here, but, <3

Also, Frollo is and always will be the superior set.

Originally Posted by Antarctic Termite

This is beautiful. This is beautiful, and I love you.

Gouranga
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02-05-2013 #3
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Originally Posted by KnightShade

I knew I should have waited longer

And that is why you'll never pleasure a woman like you should.

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Originally Posted by Jorick

Leave it to you to bitch slap my nonsense with logic.

Originally Posted by Sophistikit

Guys, seriously

Psychologically speaking, I've got the biggest dick here.

Originally Posted by rpg101

They're using this thread as a form of fucking entertainment, and you're the main attraction.

My advice? Leave. Leave and don't come back.
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02-05-2013 #4
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Originally Posted by Esper

And that is why you'll never pleasure a woman like you should.

It's all good if I'm enjoying myself

and he shall smite the wicked and plunge them into the fiery pit

Originally Posted by Herzinth

Oh my god the fridge logic. I- what- it's like getting a ten-year old to explain Nietzsche to you. It makes no sense but it's so beautiful.

Originally Posted by Jilted Yellow

I've only read the first few sentences of your post, Knightshade, and I am freaking out. FREAKING OUT.

ETA: WTF?!?!?! Still reading....

Originally Posted by Noxious

I also enjoy KnightShade because he takes the little box you want to think in and kicks your box. "fuck your box" he says.

Originally Posted by Closetmonster

I dub KnightShade as Expert Button Pusher. Only given to those who, in the line of duty to a fabulous RP, drop a cup of tea on the Prince changed Mouse's head during an important party and say, "oops!" just to see how the world will react when the main character is squished by Earl Grey.

Originally Posted by custocustodum VMs

OK so I just discovered this sentence and I've decided that Hellis is positively obliged to love you more.

Originally Posted by Fish Of Oblivion

YOU ARE TEARING ME APART KS

Originally Posted by NatsumeHack

Hypno

Originally Posted by Hellis

KS, you are wonderful, OK? Ok. That really offbeat and seemingly eccentric personality of yours is really uplifting. I do love your RP style as you tend to think outside the box. Your way of picking up the subtle cues that make for excellent entertainment in many of the topics you join aswell. You have my respect as a GM that is proud to have onboard on of my RP’s.
:3

Originally Posted by Lillian Thorne

And for all those events you will be forever adored.

Originally Posted by Rainaa

I bleed KnightShade's load.

Originally Posted by SmexySpiral

I'm not sure if I should cautiously laugh or cry because that was somehow not what I expected.

Originally Posted by Goldmarble

I don't care about anything else in this thread.

I fucking lost it.

Good job sir. Good job.

Originally Posted by Clirkus VMs

I do not understand you.

Originally Posted by The Australian

Rarely do I heart a guy on here, but, <3

Also, Frollo is and always will be the superior set.

Originally Posted by Antarctic Termite

This is beautiful. This is beautiful, and I love you.

Gouranga
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