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02-05-2013 #1
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I believe this will apply to some of yall

I know that I definitely love this picture. xD

Originally Posted by Grifspark

Torment wins the internet.

Originally Posted by Grifspark

Of course, young one. Now, let us find a sleasy hotel-room and go at it all night!

Originally Posted by When Strawbeary said Eva's mole is nasty

Originally Posted by Kill Bones

TP is going to go apeshit.

)

Originally Posted by Grifspark

TP did go apeshit... and I'm so aroused.

Originally Posted by Torment Pain

Nah, the Dread Pirate Roberts.

Originally Posted by Sora

I love you forever.

Originally Posted by Grif of Hearts

WUR HAV U BEEN U GUN 4 SO LONG?

Originally Posted by Kill Bones

FUCKING [2]

Y U NO GET ON IN FOREVER, TP?!!

They love me. ?

Originally Posted by Draigh

Torment Pain likes penis... and censorship strips... and has nice breasteces.

Originally Posted by Draigh

Ya know, dude... coming from you... that is not surprising in the least bit. What offends me, though, is that you showed your moobs without my permission. For that, you're grounded. Not only that, but I'm spray painting your nipples the same color as your skin so that they're invisible for a month.

Originally Posted by Draigh

Well...
Spray paints Torry's nipples the same color as his skin... then shaves his head bald.

Bwhahaha

Originally Posted by thatmaskedman

a masterpiece! what will you call it, Draigh?

Originally Posted by Draigh

I shall call it... The Hairless ItalianBearPig

Originally Posted by Torment Pain

New custom user title, because of lulz level.

Originally Posted by Draigh

Though the hair and breast size beg to differ, Torment is actually a male. He's a buddy of mine.

On Grif and I.

Originally Posted by Kill Bones

How the hell do you two manage to turn every thread into an orgy?

I'm a bit jelly.

Originally Posted by LetsFly

Torment~ Most. Amazing. Sex. Of my life. You never fail to blow my mind, and I can guarantee that, whenever you need it, I will never fail to blow something of yours(;

Originally Posted by Ozymandias

Torment... I love you. With or without chainsaws.

Originally Posted by Whowho

Torment I love you so very much.

Originally Posted by Kill Bones

You are now Level 2: Minor Annoyance.

It may not sound like much, but it's better than your past level: Insignificant Flea.

>______________

Originally Posted by Ozymandias

*insert sexual pun about cocking Torment's high-caliber weapon*

Originally Posted by ActRaiser

You've proven you're an asshole already. Now get off the stage you fourth rate failed stand up comic wannabe.

On who should be handed a Perma.

Originally Posted by LetsFly

TP because without spam, ill have him all to myself.

Originally Posted by Genghis Beatrix

TP... ily now.

Originally Posted by Darkdrago666

Well fuck me on a octopus and call me Japanese!

TP!! <333

I haz mizzed yu loots!

Originally Posted by Kyuki

Ohhai really hawt online dude that I will sleep with someday

Originally Posted by SmexySpiral

TP.

We are ooooooone.

Originally Posted by rpg101

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Originally Posted by Sherlock Holmes

First two lines, yes. Third line, not so much.

Boring.

Thanks for the siggy Harby san. You definitely know my tastes.
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Remember my first beer.

Originally Posted by Jorick

They're more likely to fuck a walking carpet than anyone is to want a useless cunt like you. ;D

Originally Posted by Kill Bones

For the record, Drago is a pedophilic necrophile who somehow knows what both God's Josie and the Josie and the Josie and the Pussycatscatscats and my blood taste like. And he remembers his first beer.

Originally Posted by Grifspark

inb4darkdragoremembershisfirstbeer

Originally Posted by Darkdrago666

dont be strangers to love.

know the rules and so will she.

think of commitments

she wouldnt get this from any other guy

tell her how your feeling

make her understand

Originally Posted by Sinrus

Never give her up
Never let her down
Never run around and desert her

Never make her cry
Never say goodbye
Never tell a lie and hurt her

Originally Posted by Rose Swan

Drago is a sociopath who remembers his first beer.

Originally Posted by Grif of Hearts

I would quite furiously bang Grif for days on end if I had the chance.

Oh, we're talking about avatars here, not the actually guild member himself. Nevermind.

Originally Posted by Griever

I think with you I'd so Salvia, because you seem to have creatitvity y flowing off you like liquid off a boat in the water so you drip creativity and I want some of that so also you seem not too active which is good for salvia because if youre someone that walks around a lot gently caress your chest hair your chest hair your chest hair you salvia isn't even for you so don't do it, it's actually a bit of a downer so yeah also we should RP sometime

Originally Posted by Rilla

Immortalize the following forever Drago;

"TheBlackMan approves of you now."

Originally Posted by Ozymandias

You're a filthy bastard, Drago.

Originally Posted by Turtlicious

I don't know Drago, you're a loose cannon who doesn't play by the rules. You don't even know where the rule book is. We can't control you no-one can. I don't want your badge. No seriously. Stop trying to give me your badge. People are staring Drago.

GET THE HELL OUT OF MY OFFICE!

Originally Posted by Jorick

Funnily enough, that makes Drago instantly a better strategist than the entire U.S. military. He actually has a plan for how to get the fuck out.

Originally Posted by Foxes

Lord Drago Alebane, Baron of the Lagervale, Knight-Captain of Remembering.
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02-05-2013 #5
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Originally Posted by Darkdrago666

Remember my first beer.

Quoted to capture and display your failure for all time.

Did you know we have a Writer of the Month contest? Come join it.
The WOTM #26 Theme Choice thread is up and voting is open through May 20th.

Originally Posted by Sophistikit

I don't know why, but this fucking killed me. Maybe it's your utter determination to be an asshole, but wow, I lol'd.

Originally Posted by Turtlicious

And now I can't stop laughing, Thanks Jorick. <3

Originally Posted by Darkdrago666

You loveable asshole, you.

You are blunt, and to the point.

Originally Posted by Sophistikit

If I had feels, they'd be all yours. :'D

Originally Posted by Myyt

Jorick: This guy is an evil genius. In the dry, in your face trufax sorta way. If you ever want the blunt truth, this is the guy to ask, which makes him amazing.

Originally Posted by Esper

Jorick is one of those people you shouldn't take seriously. He is rude for the sake of being rude much of the time. Outside of Spam that is not who he is, but here in Forum that is how he carries himself.

Why do I respect that? He doesn't give an apology for being himself or making ridiculous claims to deflect when people call him on it. Jorick is Jorick, a charismatic ass to the end.

Originally Posted by Elendra

Ladies, contain your orgasms for Jorick

I had dibs first.

Originally Posted by Rilla

Put it this way.

If me and Jorick meet docile or non-docile lifeforms... they'll bow.

Without a fight.

Why?

Because it's me and Jorick.

We'll use our combined charisma, wit, and generally dickish attitudes, to put them in their unwelcome places.

Vote Rilla/Jorick - Space Emperors... To Infinity... and Beyond.

Originally Posted by overwatch

When Jorick says something, It's like adding a 100,000 ton weight onto a side of a scale.

Originally Posted by Kill Bones

Jorick is like a monster truck shaped like a t-rex

He is elegantly designed, menacing, loud, a bunch of people love him for reasons I don't understand, and he makes no fucking sense when described by similes

Originally Posted by Azarthes

The both of you
Every single time
I make a mistake
and it's like
BLAM JORICK PUNCH INTO SOPHI KICK
EVERYTIME.

It's like Sophistimammoth but with less bashing and more sass.

Originally Posted by Walker of Darkness

You're an egotistical, sociopathic, insufferable jackass, but you stick to your convictions and in general show others respect until they prove to be nothing more than bumbling idiots. You've also shown a kinder side from time to time, but very rarely. Other than your blown out of proportion ego, I have no issues with you.

Originally Posted by ★LunaLight★

Jorick, I find you to be really witty and fun. I'm also jealous of your writing ability. I get mad at you when you do stupid things that get you banned, but at the same time I don't think it is my place to tell you those things since we aren't good friends yet. You seem like the kind of person I would consider dating.

Originally Posted by Hank

Jorick is a monster. The way he perfectly knows how to emulate this depravity of a subculture with cold, unerring accuracy is just inhuman. Ted Bundy raped and killed women. Jorick's worse.

Originally Posted by PrimezTime

I imagine Jorick as Khal Drago. His victim would either suffer, take it, and cry about it or learn to please him and become his Khaleesi.
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Originally Posted by ★LunaLight★

Boring.

I know, but I've never been much of a drinker, unfortunately. XD

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Originally Posted by Sherlock Holmes

I know, but I've never been much of a drinker, unfortunately. XD

Very unfortunately :P

Originally Posted by Grifspark

Torment wins the internet.

Originally Posted by Grifspark

Of course, young one. Now, let us find a sleasy hotel-room and go at it all night!

Originally Posted by When Strawbeary said Eva's mole is nasty

Originally Posted by Kill Bones

TP is going to go apeshit.

)

Originally Posted by Grifspark

TP did go apeshit... and I'm so aroused.

Originally Posted by Torment Pain

Nah, the Dread Pirate Roberts.

Originally Posted by Sora

I love you forever.

Originally Posted by Grif of Hearts

WUR HAV U BEEN U GUN 4 SO LONG?

Originally Posted by Kill Bones

FUCKING [2]

Y U NO GET ON IN FOREVER, TP?!!

They love me. ?

Originally Posted by Draigh

Torment Pain likes penis... and censorship strips... and has nice breasteces.

Originally Posted by Draigh

Ya know, dude... coming from you... that is not surprising in the least bit. What offends me, though, is that you showed your moobs without my permission. For that, you're grounded. Not only that, but I'm spray painting your nipples the same color as your skin so that they're invisible for a month.

Originally Posted by Draigh

Well...
Spray paints Torry's nipples the same color as his skin... then shaves his head bald.

Bwhahaha

Originally Posted by thatmaskedman

a masterpiece! what will you call it, Draigh?

Originally Posted by Draigh

I shall call it... The Hairless ItalianBearPig

Originally Posted by Torment Pain

New custom user title, because of lulz level.

Originally Posted by Draigh

Though the hair and breast size beg to differ, Torment is actually a male. He's a buddy of mine.

On Grif and I.

Originally Posted by Kill Bones

How the hell do you two manage to turn every thread into an orgy?

I'm a bit jelly.

Originally Posted by LetsFly

Torment~ Most. Amazing. Sex. Of my life. You never fail to blow my mind, and I can guarantee that, whenever you need it, I will never fail to blow something of yours(;

Originally Posted by Ozymandias

Torment... I love you. With or without chainsaws.

Originally Posted by Whowho

Torment I love you so very much.

Originally Posted by Kill Bones

You are now Level 2: Minor Annoyance.

It may not sound like much, but it's better than your past level: Insignificant Flea.

>______________

Originally Posted by Ozymandias

*insert sexual pun about cocking Torment's high-caliber weapon*

Originally Posted by ActRaiser

You've proven you're an asshole already. Now get off the stage you fourth rate failed stand up comic wannabe.

On who should be handed a Perma.

Originally Posted by LetsFly

TP because without spam, ill have him all to myself.

Originally Posted by Genghis Beatrix

TP... ily now.

Originally Posted by Darkdrago666

Well fuck me on a octopus and call me Japanese!

TP!! <333

I haz mizzed yu loots!

Originally Posted by Kyuki

Ohhai really hawt online dude that I will sleep with someday

Originally Posted by SmexySpiral

TP.

We are ooooooone.

Originally Posted by rpg101

Remember Remember
The First of September
The Horse Porn Treason and Plot
For I know of No Reason
That the Horse Porn Treason
Should Ever Be Forgot

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Originally Posted by Sherlock Holmes

I know, but I've never been much of a drinker, unfortunately. XD

I don't drink either. I just think you should not drink in more interesting ways.

Thanks for the siggy Harby san. You definitely know my tastes.
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Originally Posted by Jorick

Quoted to capture and display your failure for all time.

Originally Posted by Jorick

They're more likely to fuck a walking carpet than anyone is to want a useless cunt like you. ;D

Originally Posted by Kill Bones

For the record, Drago is a pedophilic necrophile who somehow knows what both God's Josie and the Josie and the Josie and the Pussycatscatscats and my blood taste like. And he remembers his first beer.

Originally Posted by Grifspark

inb4darkdragoremembershisfirstbeer

Originally Posted by Darkdrago666

dont be strangers to love.

know the rules and so will she.

think of commitments

she wouldnt get this from any other guy

tell her how your feeling

make her understand

Originally Posted by Sinrus

Never give her up
Never let her down
Never run around and desert her

Never make her cry
Never say goodbye
Never tell a lie and hurt her

Originally Posted by Rose Swan

Drago is a sociopath who remembers his first beer.

Originally Posted by Grif of Hearts

I would quite furiously bang Grif for days on end if I had the chance.

Oh, we're talking about avatars here, not the actually guild member himself. Nevermind.

Originally Posted by Griever

I think with you I'd so Salvia, because you seem to have creatitvity y flowing off you like liquid off a boat in the water so you drip creativity and I want some of that so also you seem not too active which is good for salvia because if youre someone that walks around a lot gently caress your chest hair your chest hair your chest hair you salvia isn't even for you so don't do it, it's actually a bit of a downer so yeah also we should RP sometime

Originally Posted by Rilla

Immortalize the following forever Drago;

"TheBlackMan approves of you now."

Originally Posted by Ozymandias

You're a filthy bastard, Drago.

Originally Posted by Turtlicious

I don't know Drago, you're a loose cannon who doesn't play by the rules. You don't even know where the rule book is. We can't control you no-one can. I don't want your badge. No seriously. Stop trying to give me your badge. People are staring Drago.

GET THE HELL OUT OF MY OFFICE!

Originally Posted by Jorick

Funnily enough, that makes Drago instantly a better strategist than the entire U.S. military. He actually has a plan for how to get the fuck out.

Originally Posted by Foxes

Lord Drago Alebane, Baron of the Lagervale, Knight-Captain of Remembering.
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Originally Posted by ★LunaLight★

I don't drink either. I just think you should not drink in more interesting ways.

lolwut?

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