Gather 'round, gather 'round.
How do you go out in public? No really, like how do you manage to not have a boner 24/7? There is always bound to be some hot chick walking by and who can resist thinking "Man, I wish I was the junk in her trunk"? No one, that's who. I would not be able to go out in public if I had a penis.
So, how do you do it? I would love to know, because it seems impossible to me.
O.o try not being a sex crazed maniac? Sorry, chicks look nice and all, some better than others, but at the end of the day they're just females. Nothing fucking fantastic about you lot. You all seem to have this misconception that guys actually give that many fucks about a pair of tits or a big ass.
Shockingly, trying to think of sex 24/7 for the average guy is exhausting. There's lots of other things to focus on, like not crashing your vehicle, pretty scenery, where you want to eat, maintaining the conversation you're in, et cetera that kind of takes priority. If a really attractive girl catches my eye, I'm not like "OH MY GOD, HOTNESS, I WANT TO BANG YOU!" Que raging testosterone boner. Usually in that case I'm more admiring her looks than thinking of her sexually, even if I am checking out her, ahem, assets. As soon as I move on by or whatever, it's back to business as usual. Even the times I was at the bar, I was usually there just hanging out with my buddies and meeting people. I was never the kind of guy who ever went to a bar or anything with the purpose of picking girls up. So yeah, in my experience, it's been a non-issue.
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First, know that you're speaking to a lesbian.Originally Posted by Genghismike
Now: NOTHING FANTASTIC ABOUT WOMEN? ARE YOU SERIOUS? ARE YOU SERIOUS? Women are so fucking beautiful in every way, their bodies, the way they dress, the way they style their hair and their voice, if it's not high pitched like a squeaky dog toy. Don't bs me with men don't give a crap, chasing skirts is 'our' (please reference the first sentence of this post) primary hobby. They care when it comes time to get off.
But I mean, if you start thinking about sex in public there must be a special trick, like meditation or some shit.
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Mmm so just like normal lesbians then.
Interesting.
And here I thought I would have discovered life's secrets.
Random boners are a real thing, anyone remember just sitting there in highschool, 4th period english doing classwork then bam, boner city.
And without anything to make it happen?
Please say this isn't just me.
No matter where you go
there you are.
My best friend told me it'd happen to him in class too, but he did say he was staring at the teacher's cleavage.
It's really not that difficult. I see hot guys pretty often and it doesn't just happen. In fact, saw some today and I was feeling it more than usual, but still no uncontrollable reflex going on. Boners are actually kind of finicky. You have to be relaxed, not too stressed, and feeling comfortable enough to let it happen. I will say this, being tired can affect it in ways you wouldn't think.
That said, the harder thing to do is not to stare. For straight guys it's easier coz women are used to being looked at and will avoid your gaze (for the most part), or just pretend it's not happening. Especially in a gym setting. Partly, I'm sure, because they know acknowledging it would be seen as inviting it.
But for me I gotta make sure I don't stare because other guys will notice and look at you. But I've never been the type to stare, I'm all for just assessing the room and poker facing it.
I don't have boners 24/7. As Dervish stated, it's exhausting.
Pulled into war to serve a vision;
That's supposed to last a thousand years.
Part of a machine;
Unstoppable, as merciless as tidal waves.
LOL
I can see how that would be an issue. And it's probably tougher for someone who's still a teenager.
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It's not just you, it's puberty.
I like to think I was more or less done with puberty by senior year, Still happens from time to time
and I'm just like dude what the fuck I'm trying to do stuff.
No matter where you go
there you are.
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