You know

[Rilla]

I got bored, and went back to read the compiled list of things I managed to save. These things are all what people on Guild had to say about me.

God, some of you fucks that have been here for years are hilarious.

It also reminds me, despite the Dexfoot, I miss Dex.

Spoiler

OH MY GOD.
Rilla, you'd make the perfect lesbian.

God, Rilla I love you. XD

...Damn, Rilla must bake one hell of a batch of cookies.

I proper love you, Rilla.

Rilla you know I get hot underneath my top when I see photos of you, *drool*. Now don't tempt me!:x

BIG TONGUE!!!!
But Cute all the same : )

Naw but fo' srs, Rilla, you're SO cuteeeeee. :3

Rilla I love your lips, lets make out as if life depended on it?:X

HOLY FU*Jizz*CK!
Why did you have to hide? I'd do bad, bad, bad things to *cough*.
You're hot!:o

Grr...Your alright Rilla....

To say further I wouldn't mind either way how this goes seeing as how there are some people on the waiting list I would like to RP with because I know their personalities. (Rilla is a cool guy)

+1000 cool points for using Chappelle clips.

RILLA ISN'T BLACK!!!!!?!?!?!?!?!?!??!1?!?!?!?1?11?!ELEVEN?

No. I'm a skinny white kid, I stole a black guy's pic to look different, and hit on Caffe'. She'll be sooo disappointed in me. :/

Dang, this site's street-cred just went down 300 points.

You saw me dance on webcamera!

o_o

...
This is true.

Hahahahaha, I so love ya Rilla. xP

But even Rilla is somewhere on the list, he can annoy no one!

Wow you are just epic. XD A whole new level of awesome.

Bunnay! He doesn't want to seduce me because I'll let him. Can't you see he likes the girl that plays hard to get?! xD

Then there’s the question of promiscuity, for which there is only one member of Roleplayer Guild who truly encapsulates what I’m looking for in a woman.

Rilla.

Yep, that sexual poondog is sexual chocolate, so if I could translate that sensual sexuality into the female variety and give it to her, it would please me greatly in many senses of the word.

Sincerely,
Foxes

God damn I love you.

And they join for one reason.

To try and talk to you.

Its true guys, Rilla is the main appeal of the guild.

Rilla, you're the man. It's as simple as that.

You can call Rilla by his nickname

BIG FUCK Watch

Rilla: The New Invention of 2011

Ever wonder what new inventions scientists are creating? Thanks to developments in stem-cell research (with stem-cells taken from the roots of the teeth), scientists have successfully cloned test subject, codenamed "Rilla." With the new cloning device, innovative ideas only dreamed of in theory can be practiced, including demonstrating new social theories with an all-Rilla government, new mating practices with an all-Rilla brothel, and improving the general happiness and culture of life by reading his writing.

What does this new invention do? Why, ever since the demand for sexy and intelligent black men has risen, females of our planet no longer breed without his presence. Spam sections and off-topic sections in forums lag without him. No one will be able to say the dreaded N-word without the kind and understanding Rilla to give them permission. Hence, society needs more Rilla. And scientists are going to give them the choice of purchasing an all-new Rilla today.

Features will be announced at the 2011 Invention Convention, but bring your checkbooks. People will buy them faster than you can clone them.

Limit ONE PER PURCHASE.

I can see it now in big lights.

"RILLA!
The most famous black man alive!"

*Tear drop* Its beautiful!

Thats because Rill is the most famous black man on the internet... nuff said

XD.

I love the point system, it makes people think about what they want instead of them just saying, I R beast at er'thing.

Everything.... EXCEPT MAKING FUDGEOS!

Just kidding you rock my socks at making fudgeos

You are one fine piece of ass Rilla. I'd tap that. No shame ;P

We love british accents, and Brooke! Love! <3 loves mine. xD

BECAUSE IT IS LOVELY AND AMAZING AND I WANT YOUR VOICE SO MUCH UGH IT IS JUST afsdgsfhdhgfsghfsgt

Never stop being the most awesome black future president.

That is all.

Help me, oh great chocolate man, to become a white gangster.

No.

Hurhurhur

You are fucking awesome.

Rilla, there are no words to describe that video :P And you're looking damn spiffy in that tie.

Yeah, you better.. We're counting on you.

...

"How many men did you send in?"
"One.."
"Only one!? Who is this guy?"
"His name.. is Rilla.. and he's the best of the best at keeping things rolling."

Dunnunun dun. <== That's a guitar.

-Holds out hands- And that guitar is now diamonds.

Don't hate me 'cus you ain't me.

Spoiler

Does that one work? ^^^

Chocolate bear <3

Oh I also found our song.

[yt]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lL4L4Uv5rf0[/yt]

I ever tell you how much I love you, Rilla?

If I don't know what you look like, I'll just draw what I think you look like.

Rilla:

Like you could do better, Rilla. You'd die.

Rilla would go Zulu on their ass.

Oh, my bad. I'll bring it back, and then put my wand Sword of Gryffindor in your sorting hat, after drinking from your Goblet of Fire, until your Chamber of Secrets, makes me blow a Sorcerers Stone in your Deathly Hallows, while we're at the Order of the Phoenix. That might produce a Half-Blood Prince, who hopefully won't becoming a Prisoner of Azkaban.

I love when you talk dirty.

Rilla, you are pure genious

I can't help but to comment...
Rilla, you are pure genius. [2] ^^

Rilla, is the King of Pimps.

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That there vslayer is hurtin for a squirtin

Gm's were not always there to solve these problems

Rilla was a godsend and never got mad and addressed every question fully, if everyone could do that, there would be less bickering.

You're spot on about Rilla, though.

They don't call him Three Legged Joe for nothing.

Never stop. You're diamonds. Sexy black diamonds.

I'm sorry, but I agree. We need to create a whole new alignment on this chart, just for Rilla. :3 . . . because, really, I don't think he fits anywhere on an alignment chart. He's not neutral, chaotic, lawful, good OR evil. . . Just sorta. . . Rilla.

Someone who has a strong forum presence, like Rilla, will take a lead role in the story.

And then Rilla was all like "I'm so awesome that I don't even need to post words." And you know what?

He was right.

You could date Rilla?

It would completely emasculate your ex if you dated Rilla. He does that to people, what with being so compelling with the ladies.

You don't need to know him to tackle the North Carolina black snake.

Rilla puts us men to shame..

even us true men are put to shame XD

You sir, are amazing.

let's just say I've only sploded twice... Those two pictures of you in a suit.

Rilla got banned today

In unrelated news, property value of RPG went up by 10% today....

Turt tell him to call

1-800-Get-Laid

I'll give him a pep talk, and he'll go out and bang the baddest bitch in your city.

I don't think you should let Rilla do that. He'd come back with two bitches, a lot of weed, and a broken set of handcuffs.

I got bored

You are incompetent fucks, of course, but Rilla has the decency to pretend that you're not. If that's not a good presidential quality I don't know what is.

Scribz and Rilla

God in the eyes of every hot girl ever, ever.

You two.. should just go fuck each other senseless.

Rilla has a really good point here.

R.I.P
Joseph Banks

A great man,
An amazing lover,
Black.

(Possibly made of chocolate)

"Stick it in her"

You guys, seriously. There's a good chance none of us will succeed; maybe one of us. I'm personally rooting for Rilla, because he's awesome, and probably the single non troll here, but he's still easily the best one.

Don't worry bro I found it.

To our dearly beloved, let us take a seat, in the great house of the lord - and pray.

Myyt Rilla was a good man, he never kicked up a fuss, and always got a long with spam. Though made fun of black, Myyt Rilla did indeed take it with stride, forging some - weirdblack, somewhat peculiarblack, and most of all disturbingblack persona we grew to love 'til this day.

We would always find disbelief in his asexualityblackness, and how he couldcouldn't turn down such a fine ass when the opportune struck. However, when we saw pictures of his giddy smile, his cheeky glare, and those big ass ears.black face We'd always say...

"damn, either he is asexual black or that guy just ain't gettin' anyloves covering himself in chocolate."

But we loved him nonetheless, and the next time he decides to make a big fuck off bunch of alt. accounts win the fuck out of this site. It will be there in spammers heaven, where the lulz are-a-plenty, and you can put youtube videos on autoplay without ninny a fuss.

Amen.

Rilla is awesome yay my fave fire starter.

I've never really seen you get angry, or blatantly flame someone, you have that ability to be a peace keeper. That inner peace you can show to others it's an amazing talent to say the least, someday you could probably be a mod.

Lick my balls.

Yar, but they're not black.

What? Why aren't you licking?

THEY'RE NOT RILLA'S!!!!! Your balls are obviously inferior to his. He is a true legendary lover. Like Don Juan.

Supreme Over-Ruler God-King Deity Dark Lord Rilla,

I hope you accept this apology. I'm sorry.

Sincerely,
Your trusty jester, Eight.

Yup. Every time Rilla smokes weed, drinks, bangs someone, and/or does something cool, PF gets friendzoned.

Grif on 'Comrades on Rilla as Mod'

18:05:02 <Girffbot> It was decided that you'd either be the best moderator ever or you'd crash, burn and drag the whole forum down with you.

I always imagined Rilla as a fusion of Snoop Dawg and Tupac.

They always say that.

Until they realize life was a lie before the snake and without the snake they aren't like the rest of the boys and girls, and not in the good way.

So they come get the snake, everyone in Spam has several times, you'll join them, you'll get the snake.

Rilla you are so creepy some times. <3

Rilla, I do not see why you should be given authority. While you are quite friendly, respectful, and perhaps largely without bias, your mannerisms at time convey a lack of respect for authority as a whole. Case in point, your signature flipping every user off.

I faked a ban that lead to others trying and ultimately failing?

I gained a hyper god complex, and came back as a self-appointed martyr, that would probably rival Jesus?

I proved I am the best damn thing in Spam at the time?

I prove that you loved me enough to ban me when I was getting to big for our shared britches?

Bleach RP sometime?

And yes Rilla all of the above, except the shared britches part, I'm almost too big for them myself, there just no room in her for you.

Lol.

TC.

You faggots.

You elitist you.

Oh, and Rilla's right.

[TP]

i miss scribbleking. he was such a bro.

also griever

[Rilla]

I miss Dex... that AZN guy gif was my single greatest moment.

[Noxious]

BIG TONGUE!!!!
But Cute all the same : )

this logic is flawed.

[Brooklyn]

Rilla, love. <3

[SmexySpiral]

Look at that gallery of epeen enhancement.

[TP]

Look at that gallery of epeen enhancement.

It's the only thing keeping him alive. If he didn't have females (and some males) complimenting him on the internet, he would just waste away and die.

[Rilla]

It's the only thing keeping him alive. If he didn't have females (and some males) complimenting him on the internet, he would just waste away and die.

If I didn't have females complimenting me on the internet, I'd probably do the same things I normally do. But sure, Mr. Kyuki.

Brooke, love. <3

[Whetfeather]

I always imagined Rilla as a fusion of Snoop Dawg and Tupac.

This one is my favorite. XD

[The Australian]

You'd make the perfect lesbian.