Chase The Cookie

[Rainaa]

This aim of this game is simple, that cookie must be yours at all costs.
The poster above you will steal the cookie and/or place it somewhere for protection so you can't get at it, kind of like this:
Player 1: -Takes cookie and hides it in a safe-
Player 2: -Uses C4 to blow up the door and steal the cookie-
Basicaly, anything is possible in this game and I don't give a fuck what anyone does as long as it's fun for everyone else.


Ready? Begin

-Hides the cookie in a maximum security museum-

[Clirkus]

-Breaks into museum and uses ninja powers to avoid detection while silmultaneously dodging lazers and touch sensors, then removes cookie from resting place, replaces it with object of the same weight, and escapes through a hole in the ceiling via a grappling hook. Eats cookie.-

[Rainaa]

-Bitchslaps Clirkus and punches the cookie out of his stomach and running away to Texas with it-

[Clirkus]

-Is laughing too hard to give chase.-

[Rose Swan]

-runs to Texas, distracts everyone with a happy atheist homosexual, and takes Cookie while they're not looking, then gives it to Slenderman to keep it safe-

[Squee]

-Kill Slenderman immediately after Rose gives it to him. Make sure the cookie is perfectly safe and dry it out. Take the cookie to my secret lab under the sea. Crumble cookie into a plastic mold of Johnny Depp. Bake mold. Paint mold. Hide it in my lair with the rest of my plastic Johnny Depp molds.-

[Clirkus]

-Comandeers an alien spaceship and beams cookie up and restores it to its original form, then places it on the moon.-

[Rainaa]

-Flies to the moon, kicks Clirkus in his woman balls and steals cookie under the sea-


EDIT: NINJAGO, ROSE!

[Rose Swan]

-Sends some grindylow minions to steal cookie, then hides it in the Chamber of Secrets-

[Clirkus]

-Steals cookie from the Chamber of secrets, escapes in the TARDIS and brings it back to 1933.-