Rose Swan x Jorick, a Poem by William "Foxes" Shakespeare

[Foxes]

Rose Swan and Jorick
by William Shakespeare

Enter Rose Swan

Jorick appears above at a window

Rose Swan:
But, soft! what light through yonder window breaks?
It is the Trojan brand bullet vibrator, and Jorick is the Optimus Prime.
Arise, turgid Optimus Prime, and thrust the flaccid 50 Shades of Grey.
See, how she leans her tricep upon her bicep!
O, that I were a glove upon that bicep,
That I might touch that tricep!

Jorick:
O Rose Swan, Rose Swan! wherefore art thou Rose Swan?
What's in a name? That which we call a black python
By any other name would smell as seductive
Dost thou love me? I know thou wilt say "like a motherfucking brony, son."
And I will take thy word; yet if thou swear'st,
Thou mayst prove sweaty.

Rose Swan:
Lady, by yonder flaccid 50 Shades of Grey I swear
That tips in her bed the taut magnum condoms--

Jorick:
O, swear not by the 50 Shades of Grey, the gargantuan 50 Shades of Grey,
That roughly changes in its incandescent orb,
Lest that thy love prove likewise incandescent.
Sweet, raging night! A thousand times raging night!
Parting is such throbbing sorrow,
That I shall say raging night till it be morrow.

Exit above

Rose Swan:
Sleep dwell upon thy tricep, peace in thy bicep!
Would I were sleep and peace, so ferociously to rest!
slowly will I to my turgid black python's cell,
Its help to thrust, and my seductive black python to tell.

[Noxious]

15 year old x Jorick.

- - - Updated - - -

To be fair it actually is nice and aligns well with something Shakespeare would have put together. 15 was old as shit back then.

[Foxes]

Drabble Me does weird things, what can I say?

[Jorick]

Interesting pairing choice, but alright, it's amusing.

15 year old x Jorick.

If there's grass on the field, play ball.

Shaved/mowed fields are fine too.

[Seravee]

Oh my this is wonderful.

What is Drabble Me?

[Noxious]

Interesting pairing choice, but alright, it's amusing.



If there's grass on the field, play ball.

Shaved/mowed fields are fine too.

You can always play in the mud if you aren't worried about getting a little bloody dirty?

[Cpt Toellner]

There is none on this site who wants you to earn back the title of "Spams Playwright" more than I do.

[Jorick]

You can always play in the mud if you aren't worried about getting a little bloody dirty?

True.

[Hank]

I demand that you write sHanked, Foxes.

[Rose Swan]

Foxes..... What in the world made you come up with this?

And FYI, see signature.