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02-06-2013 #1
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This makes me really uncomfortable.

Originally Posted by Grifspark

Torment wins the internet.

Originally Posted by Grifspark

Of course, young one. Now, let us find a sleasy hotel-room and go at it all night!

Originally Posted by When Strawbeary said Eva's mole is nasty

Originally Posted by Kill Bones

TP is going to go apeshit.

)

Originally Posted by Grifspark

TP did go apeshit... and I'm so aroused.

Originally Posted by Torment Pain

Nah, the Dread Pirate Roberts.

Originally Posted by Sora

I love you forever.

Originally Posted by Grif of Hearts

WUR HAV U BEEN U GUN 4 SO LONG?

Originally Posted by Kill Bones

FUCKING [2]

Y U NO GET ON IN FOREVER, TP?!!

They love me. ?

Originally Posted by Draigh

Torment Pain likes penis... and censorship strips... and has nice breasteces.

Originally Posted by Draigh

Ya know, dude... coming from you... that is not surprising in the least bit. What offends me, though, is that you showed your moobs without my permission. For that, you're grounded. Not only that, but I'm spray painting your nipples the same color as your skin so that they're invisible for a month.

Originally Posted by Draigh

Well...
Spray paints Torry's nipples the same color as his skin... then shaves his head bald.

Bwhahaha

Originally Posted by thatmaskedman

a masterpiece! what will you call it, Draigh?

Originally Posted by Draigh

I shall call it... The Hairless ItalianBearPig

Originally Posted by Torment Pain

New custom user title, because of lulz level.

Originally Posted by Draigh

Though the hair and breast size beg to differ, Torment is actually a male. He's a buddy of mine.

On Grif and I.

Originally Posted by Kill Bones

How the hell do you two manage to turn every thread into an orgy?

I'm a bit jelly.

Originally Posted by LetsFly

Torment~ Most. Amazing. Sex. Of my life. You never fail to blow my mind, and I can guarantee that, whenever you need it, I will never fail to blow something of yours(;

Originally Posted by Ozymandias

Torment... I love you. With or without chainsaws.

Originally Posted by Whowho

Torment I love you so very much.

Originally Posted by Kill Bones

You are now Level 2: Minor Annoyance.

It may not sound like much, but it's better than your past level: Insignificant Flea.

>______________

Originally Posted by Ozymandias

*insert sexual pun about cocking Torment's high-caliber weapon*

Originally Posted by ActRaiser

You've proven you're an asshole already. Now get off the stage you fourth rate failed stand up comic wannabe.

On who should be handed a Perma.

Originally Posted by LetsFly

TP because without spam, ill have him all to myself.

Originally Posted by Genghis Beatrix

TP... ily now.

Originally Posted by Darkdrago666

Well fuck me on a octopus and call me Japanese!

TP!! <333

I haz mizzed yu loots!

Originally Posted by Kyuki

Ohhai really hawt online dude that I will sleep with someday

Originally Posted by SmexySpiral

TP.

We are ooooooone.

Originally Posted by rpg101

Remember Remember
The First of September
The Horse Porn Treason and Plot
For I know of No Reason
That the Horse Porn Treason
Should Ever Be Forgot

Forever and a Dalek

#RiseAboveThe PonyHatePeople

I made a little playlist.
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02-06-2013 #2
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What is this witchcraft!?

Originally Posted by Antarctic Termite

You are both wonderful people that's why. :3

Well, you're wonderful, Jorick's just cool and stuff.
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02-06-2013 #3
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Took me at least 15 seconds to even realize something was off, here.

WOTM #26 Guidelines thread is up! This month's theme is Evil Wins! Let's see those entries!!

A highly successful roleplay thread of mine that I have made into a fanfiction! It's about a bunch of anime characters coming to life in the real world, and a group of those characters are then found by a trio of otaku girls! And while they're trying to figure out how their fictional little friends got there in the first place, a mysterious group emerges called Operation Anime, whose goal is to wipe out all the characters that exist in the real world!

Link to the story on FanFiction here.

Also be sure to check out the manga based on the fic by OverlordRoo! Link to it here on SmackJeeves.

Originally Posted by Metal Zeta

You are both a bad person and a wonderful person at the same time

Originally Posted by Tatoba

I hearby declare you Kaga 'M. Ine, Mayor of Glitch City.

Originally Posted by SebasChan

You, my dear madame, are made of awesome.

Originally Posted by Ghost 97

I'm just gonna say it: I love you. In every single way, plus a few new ways I just invented.

Originally Posted by Captain Ivan

You never get enough of those quotes, huh. It's like some sort of Kagapedia.

Originally Posted by Tatoba

Kaga is like some sort of wizard. A wizard with a post seeing third eye.

Originally Posted by Tatoba

It's not as though Kagaga has any future plans to take over RPG, and maybe eventually the world.

Originally Posted by OverlordRoo

Glitches are Kaga's porn. She's got, like, glitchophillia, I swear.

Originally Posted by rpg101

Huh, a 15 year old that runs WotM and has a far superior grasp of the English language then me.

I feel like a waste of flesh.

Originally Posted by Aragorn

It is not enough to be Fonz cool. You have to be Kags cool.

Originally Posted by OverlordRoo

The Kagarmy increases...

Originally Posted by OverlordRoo

And another point for Kaga for being completely fucking right.

:I Seriously man, you gotta stop being right all the time and give the rest of us a chance...

Originally Posted by Tatoba

That's right, my moirail is a singing program.

Or she was... until the glitch happened.

Originally Posted by ★LunaLight★

It is a power grab. Kagami wants to take over RpG with Brovo so that the managers can rule side by side with Brovo crushing the opposition. Then they will make love and live happily ever after.

Originally Posted by Rainaa

I liked Kagamine before it was cool.

Originally Posted by DarkGrey

Plus, why would I not fear you? You're like that kid in the class that nobody screws with because his brother's in a street gang. What I'm saying is that you have connections.

Originally Posted by MistressRainbow

Sorry I got Lost in Kagamine's Endless Quotes Tab! There's so many that I swear it's like a Nebula imploded and Out popped a Little Book filled with Kagamine-isms O_O It's quite a Pandora's Box kind of Deal... No! It's Kagamine Box ._. *Locks self in Safety closet*

Originally Posted by OverlordRoo

She's a super strong glitch on a god pony who can see all and is immune to the mystery of cinnamon toast crunch.

Not even Goldi's godmodding can save us now...

Originally Posted by OverlordRoo

KAGA IS THE ICEBERG OF OUR UNIVERSE, MAN.

AND WE'RE ALL LEONARDOO DICAPRIO, CLINGING ONTO BITS OF THE WRECKAGE FOR DEAR LIFE.

BUT WE AIN'T GONNA MAKE IT MAN. YOU CAN'T PAP AN ICEBERG.
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02-06-2013 #4
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Everything I know is a lie ;_;

By the ever talented Lillian Thorne!
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02-06-2013 #5
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Originally Posted by TP

Bizzaro approves!!

Hey Ry, how you feeling? Hey look man, I'm sorry to interupt you, but if your not to busy showering in your brothers urine or plotting your revenge against me, would you mind lighting my cigarette?
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02-06-2013 #6
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I didn't actually realize anything strange was going on until I got to the Youtube/Vimeo one. Guess that shows how much attention I pay to logos.

Did you know we have a Writer of the Month contest? Come join it.
WOTM #26: Evil Wins is open and accepting entries through June 4th.

Originally Posted by Sophistikit

I don't know why, but this fucking killed me. Maybe it's your utter determination to be an asshole, but wow, I lol'd.

Originally Posted by Turtlicious

And now I can't stop laughing, Thanks Jorick. <3

Originally Posted by Darkdrago666

You loveable asshole, you.

You are blunt, and to the point.

Originally Posted by Sophistikit

If I had feels, they'd be all yours. :'D

Originally Posted by Myyt

Jorick: This guy is an evil genius. In the dry, in your face trufax sorta way. If you ever want the blunt truth, this is the guy to ask, which makes him amazing.

Originally Posted by Esper

Jorick is one of those people you shouldn't take seriously. He is rude for the sake of being rude much of the time. Outside of Spam that is not who he is, but here in Forum that is how he carries himself.

Why do I respect that? He doesn't give an apology for being himself or making ridiculous claims to deflect when people call him on it. Jorick is Jorick, a charismatic ass to the end.

Originally Posted by Elendra

Ladies, contain your orgasms for Jorick

I had dibs first.

Originally Posted by Rilla

Put it this way.

If me and Jorick meet docile or non-docile lifeforms... they'll bow.

Without a fight.

Why?

Because it's me and Jorick.

We'll use our combined charisma, wit, and generally dickish attitudes, to put them in their unwelcome places.

Vote Rilla/Jorick - Space Emperors... To Infinity... and Beyond.

Originally Posted by overwatch

When Jorick says something, It's like adding a 100,000 ton weight onto a side of a scale.

Originally Posted by Kill Bones

Jorick is like a monster truck shaped like a t-rex

He is elegantly designed, menacing, loud, a bunch of people love him for reasons I don't understand, and he makes no fucking sense when described by similes

Originally Posted by Azarthes

The both of you
Every single time
I make a mistake
and it's like
BLAM JORICK PUNCH INTO SOPHI KICK
EVERYTIME.

It's like Sophistimammoth but with less bashing and more sass.

Originally Posted by Walker of Darkness

You're an egotistical, sociopathic, insufferable jackass, but you stick to your convictions and in general show others respect until they prove to be nothing more than bumbling idiots. You've also shown a kinder side from time to time, but very rarely. Other than your blown out of proportion ego, I have no issues with you.

Originally Posted by ★LunaLight★

Jorick, I find you to be really witty and fun. I'm also jealous of your writing ability. I get mad at you when you do stupid things that get you banned, but at the same time I don't think it is my place to tell you those things since we aren't good friends yet. You seem like the kind of person I would consider dating.

Originally Posted by Hank

Jorick is a monster. The way he perfectly knows how to emulate this depravity of a subculture with cold, unerring accuracy is just inhuman. Ted Bundy raped and killed women. Jorick's worse.

Originally Posted by PrimezTime

I imagine Jorick as Khal Drago. His victim would either suffer, take it, and cry about it or learn to please him and become his Khaleesi.
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