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02-06-2013 #1
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A thread where Jorick can judge you as if he is your father

and you have daddy issues.
Apparently title has a character limit
Also this is for writing stuff.

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God Aza, stop changing your sig every fucking minute.
BUT BUT I have to warn people about Squee in broken English D:
Never, you say?

Originally Posted by Jorick

OMG, NEW FRIEND!!! <33333333333

Hi, I'm Jorick, I'm the friendliest and most cheerful person on Spam!!

Welcome to the forum, ask me if you have any questions!! xD

Originally Posted by Jorick

Arguable. I could simply enjoy mocking you lesser beings and would be sad to see that pastime go away.

But for real, there are a lot of people here I like. Most I don't give a fuck about, but some, yeah.

Originally Posted by Jorick

OMG THIS THREAD IS SO KAWAII~!!! ^_^

Fuck Foxxel to many words and shit

Originally Posted by Sophistikit

Your eloquence is breathtaking.

Don't mind me, just dethroning some bitches

Originally Posted by Squee

Sherlock is no long the RPG Art Master.

Originally Posted by SmexySpiral

I-want-to-stick-my-dick-in-animals-y.

Originally Posted by NatsumeHack

Raichuisdabest is a fun spammer who is better then rilla.
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02-06-2013 #2
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Originally Posted by Kill Bones

You have never been more attractive to me than you are at this moment

Originally Posted by Azarthes

KB and Squee just banged by proxy or some shit.
I think

Originally Posted by Kill Bones

Squee is like that really hot teacher you had in middle school

She's smart, kind, and makes up really great games for the class to play

But you kind of ignore that

Because you're going through puberty and all

So you take everything she says as a come-on

And sit in class all day thinking about banging her

But you're like 12 so you have no idea what that means

And you know you could never have her

Because her boyfriend might get pissed

But you can dream, damn it

So I guess I'm trying to say

Statutory rape is bad

Or something

Email me if you want to RP or something: ladysquee@yahoo.com
Proof that I am the AntiChrist
Genesis [OOC & Sign-Ups] -- Accepting
Check out UnfortunateTeammates if you enjoy watching videogames!
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02-06-2013 #3

The Real Life Villains

Fuck.

Originally Posted by Grifspark

Torment wins the internet.

Originally Posted by Grifspark

Of course, young one. Now, let us find a sleasy hotel-room and go at it all night!

Originally Posted by When Strawbeary said Eva's mole is nasty

Originally Posted by Kill Bones

TP is going to go apeshit.

)

Originally Posted by Grifspark

TP did go apeshit... and I'm so aroused.

Originally Posted by Torment Pain

Nah, the Dread Pirate Roberts.

Originally Posted by Sora

I love you forever.

Originally Posted by Grif of Hearts

WUR HAV U BEEN U GUN 4 SO LONG?

Originally Posted by Kill Bones

FUCKING [2]

Y U NO GET ON IN FOREVER, TP?!!

They love me. ?

Originally Posted by Draigh

Torment Pain likes penis... and censorship strips... and has nice breasteces.

Originally Posted by Draigh

Ya know, dude... coming from you... that is not surprising in the least bit. What offends me, though, is that you showed your moobs without my permission. For that, you're grounded. Not only that, but I'm spray painting your nipples the same color as your skin so that they're invisible for a month.

Originally Posted by Draigh

Well...
Spray paints Torry's nipples the same color as his skin... then shaves his head bald.

Bwhahaha

Originally Posted by thatmaskedman

a masterpiece! what will you call it, Draigh?

Originally Posted by Draigh

I shall call it... The Hairless ItalianBearPig

Originally Posted by Torment Pain

New custom user title, because of lulz level.

Originally Posted by Draigh

Though the hair and breast size beg to differ, Torment is actually a male. He's a buddy of mine.

On Grif and I.

Originally Posted by Kill Bones

How the hell do you two manage to turn every thread into an orgy?

I'm a bit jelly.

Originally Posted by LetsFly

Torment~ Most. Amazing. Sex. Of my life. You never fail to blow my mind, and I can guarantee that, whenever you need it, I will never fail to blow something of yours(;

Originally Posted by Ozymandias

Torment... I love you. With or without chainsaws.

Originally Posted by Whowho

Torment I love you so very much.

Originally Posted by Kill Bones

You are now Level 2: Minor Annoyance.

It may not sound like much, but it's better than your past level: Insignificant Flea.

>______________

Originally Posted by Ozymandias

*insert sexual pun about cocking Torment's high-caliber weapon*

Originally Posted by ActRaiser

You've proven you're an asshole already. Now get off the stage you fourth rate failed stand up comic wannabe.

On who should be handed a Perma.

Originally Posted by LetsFly

TP because without spam, ill have him all to myself.

Originally Posted by Genghis Beatrix

TP... ily now.

Originally Posted by Darkdrago666

Well fuck me on a octopus and call me Japanese!

TP!! <333

I haz mizzed yu loots!

Originally Posted by Kyuki

Ohhai really hawt online dude that I will sleep with someday

Originally Posted by SmexySpiral

TP.

We are ooooooone.

Originally Posted by rpg101

Remember Remember
The First of September
The Horse Porn Treason and Plot
For I know of No Reason
That the Horse Porn Treason
Should Ever Be Forgot

Forever and a Dalek

#RiseAboveThe PonyHatePeople

I made a little playlist.

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02-06-2013 #4

Jorick

Magnificent Bastard

Uh...

Did you know we have a Writer of the Month contest? Come join it.
WOTM #26: Evil Wins is open and accepting entries through June 4th.

Originally Posted by Sophistikit

I don't know why, but this fucking killed me. Maybe it's your utter determination to be an asshole, but wow, I lol'd.

Originally Posted by Turtlicious

And now I can't stop laughing, Thanks Jorick. <3

Originally Posted by Darkdrago666

You loveable asshole, you.

You are blunt, and to the point.

Originally Posted by Sophistikit

If I had feels, they'd be all yours. :'D

Originally Posted by Myyt

Jorick: This guy is an evil genius. In the dry, in your face trufax sorta way. If you ever want the blunt truth, this is the guy to ask, which makes him amazing.

Originally Posted by Esper

Jorick is one of those people you shouldn't take seriously. He is rude for the sake of being rude much of the time. Outside of Spam that is not who he is, but here in Forum that is how he carries himself.

Why do I respect that? He doesn't give an apology for being himself or making ridiculous claims to deflect when people call him on it. Jorick is Jorick, a charismatic ass to the end.

Originally Posted by Elendra

Ladies, contain your orgasms for Jorick

I had dibs first.

Originally Posted by Rilla

Put it this way.

If me and Jorick meet docile or non-docile lifeforms... they'll bow.

Without a fight.

Why?

Because it's me and Jorick.

We'll use our combined charisma, wit, and generally dickish attitudes, to put them in their unwelcome places.

Vote Rilla/Jorick - Space Emperors... To Infinity... and Beyond.

Originally Posted by overwatch

When Jorick says something, It's like adding a 100,000 ton weight onto a side of a scale.

Originally Posted by Kill Bones

Jorick is like a monster truck shaped like a t-rex

He is elegantly designed, menacing, loud, a bunch of people love him for reasons I don't understand, and he makes no fucking sense when described by similes

Originally Posted by Azarthes

The both of you
Every single time
I make a mistake
and it's like
BLAM JORICK PUNCH INTO SOPHI KICK
EVERYTIME.

It's like Sophistimammoth but with less bashing and more sass.

Originally Posted by Walker of Darkness

You're an egotistical, sociopathic, insufferable jackass, but you stick to your convictions and in general show others respect until they prove to be nothing more than bumbling idiots. You've also shown a kinder side from time to time, but very rarely. Other than your blown out of proportion ego, I have no issues with you.

Originally Posted by ★LunaLight★

Jorick, I find you to be really witty and fun. I'm also jealous of your writing ability. I get mad at you when you do stupid things that get you banned, but at the same time I don't think it is my place to tell you those things since we aren't good friends yet. You seem like the kind of person I would consider dating.

Originally Posted by Hank

Jorick is a monster. The way he perfectly knows how to emulate this depravity of a subculture with cold, unerring accuracy is just inhuman. Ted Bundy raped and killed women. Jorick's worse.

Originally Posted by PrimezTime

I imagine Jorick as Khal Drago. His victim would either suffer, take it, and cry about it or learn to please him and become his Khaleesi.

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02-06-2013 #5

Squee

Lady of the Lake

Hmm...

Originally Posted by Kill Bones

You have never been more attractive to me than you are at this moment

Originally Posted by Azarthes

KB and Squee just banged by proxy or some shit.
I think

Originally Posted by Kill Bones

Squee is like that really hot teacher you had in middle school

She's smart, kind, and makes up really great games for the class to play

But you kind of ignore that

Because you're going through puberty and all

So you take everything she says as a come-on

And sit in class all day thinking about banging her

But you're like 12 so you have no idea what that means

And you know you could never have her

Because her boyfriend might get pissed

But you can dream, damn it

So I guess I'm trying to say

Statutory rape is bad

Or something

Email me if you want to RP or something: ladysquee@yahoo.com
Proof that I am the AntiChrist
Genesis [OOC & Sign-Ups] -- Accepting
Check out UnfortunateTeammates if you enjoy watching videogames!

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02-06-2013 #6

Seravee

The Last Gunslinger

Yes.

It's who you are, baby girl.
You see the beauty in everything and everyone no matter where you go.
Roleplay with me.

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02-06-2013 #7

The Real Life Villains

Why.

Originally Posted by Grifspark

Torment wins the internet.

Originally Posted by Grifspark

Of course, young one. Now, let us find a sleasy hotel-room and go at it all night!

Originally Posted by When Strawbeary said Eva's mole is nasty

Originally Posted by Kill Bones

TP is going to go apeshit.

)

Originally Posted by Grifspark

TP did go apeshit... and I'm so aroused.

Originally Posted by Torment Pain

Nah, the Dread Pirate Roberts.

Originally Posted by Sora

I love you forever.

Originally Posted by Grif of Hearts

WUR HAV U BEEN U GUN 4 SO LONG?

Originally Posted by Kill Bones

FUCKING [2]

Y U NO GET ON IN FOREVER, TP?!!

They love me. ?

Originally Posted by Draigh

Torment Pain likes penis... and censorship strips... and has nice breasteces.

Originally Posted by Draigh

Ya know, dude... coming from you... that is not surprising in the least bit. What offends me, though, is that you showed your moobs without my permission. For that, you're grounded. Not only that, but I'm spray painting your nipples the same color as your skin so that they're invisible for a month.

Originally Posted by Draigh

Well...
Spray paints Torry's nipples the same color as his skin... then shaves his head bald.

Bwhahaha

Originally Posted by thatmaskedman

a masterpiece! what will you call it, Draigh?

Originally Posted by Draigh

I shall call it... The Hairless ItalianBearPig

Originally Posted by Torment Pain

New custom user title, because of lulz level.

Originally Posted by Draigh

Though the hair and breast size beg to differ, Torment is actually a male. He's a buddy of mine.

On Grif and I.

Originally Posted by Kill Bones

How the hell do you two manage to turn every thread into an orgy?

I'm a bit jelly.

Originally Posted by LetsFly

Torment~ Most. Amazing. Sex. Of my life. You never fail to blow my mind, and I can guarantee that, whenever you need it, I will never fail to blow something of yours(;

Originally Posted by Ozymandias

Torment... I love you. With or without chainsaws.

Originally Posted by Whowho

Torment I love you so very much.

Originally Posted by Kill Bones

You are now Level 2: Minor Annoyance.

It may not sound like much, but it's better than your past level: Insignificant Flea.

>______________

Originally Posted by Ozymandias

*insert sexual pun about cocking Torment's high-caliber weapon*

Originally Posted by ActRaiser

You've proven you're an asshole already. Now get off the stage you fourth rate failed stand up comic wannabe.

On who should be handed a Perma.

Originally Posted by LetsFly

TP because without spam, ill have him all to myself.

Originally Posted by Genghis Beatrix

TP... ily now.

Originally Posted by Darkdrago666

Well fuck me on a octopus and call me Japanese!

TP!! <333

I haz mizzed yu loots!

Originally Posted by Kyuki

Ohhai really hawt online dude that I will sleep with someday

Originally Posted by SmexySpiral

TP.

We are ooooooone.

Originally Posted by rpg101

Remember Remember
The First of September
The Horse Porn Treason and Plot
For I know of No Reason
That the Horse Porn Treason
Should Ever Be Forgot

Forever and a Dalek

#RiseAboveThe PonyHatePeople

I made a little playlist.

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02-06-2013 #8

Squee

Lady of the Lake

You.

Originally Posted by Kill Bones

You have never been more attractive to me than you are at this moment

Originally Posted by Azarthes

KB and Squee just banged by proxy or some shit.
I think

Originally Posted by Kill Bones

Squee is like that really hot teacher you had in middle school

She's smart, kind, and makes up really great games for the class to play

But you kind of ignore that

Because you're going through puberty and all

So you take everything she says as a come-on

And sit in class all day thinking about banging her

But you're like 12 so you have no idea what that means

And you know you could never have her

Because her boyfriend might get pissed

But you can dream, damn it

So I guess I'm trying to say

Statutory rape is bad

Or something

Email me if you want to RP or something: ladysquee@yahoo.com
Proof that I am the AntiChrist
Genesis [OOC & Sign-Ups] -- Accepting
Check out UnfortunateTeammates if you enjoy watching videogames!

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02-06-2013 #9

The Real Life Villains

Little.

Originally Posted by Grifspark

Torment wins the internet.

Originally Posted by Grifspark

Of course, young one. Now, let us find a sleasy hotel-room and go at it all night!

Originally Posted by When Strawbeary said Eva's mole is nasty

Originally Posted by Kill Bones

TP is going to go apeshit.

)

Originally Posted by Grifspark

TP did go apeshit... and I'm so aroused.

Originally Posted by Torment Pain

Nah, the Dread Pirate Roberts.

Originally Posted by Sora

I love you forever.

Originally Posted by Grif of Hearts

WUR HAV U BEEN U GUN 4 SO LONG?

Originally Posted by Kill Bones

FUCKING [2]

Y U NO GET ON IN FOREVER, TP?!!

They love me. ?

Originally Posted by Draigh

Torment Pain likes penis... and censorship strips... and has nice breasteces.

Originally Posted by Draigh

Ya know, dude... coming from you... that is not surprising in the least bit. What offends me, though, is that you showed your moobs without my permission. For that, you're grounded. Not only that, but I'm spray painting your nipples the same color as your skin so that they're invisible for a month.

Originally Posted by Draigh

Well...
Spray paints Torry's nipples the same color as his skin... then shaves his head bald.

Bwhahaha

Originally Posted by thatmaskedman

a masterpiece! what will you call it, Draigh?

Originally Posted by Draigh

I shall call it... The Hairless ItalianBearPig

Originally Posted by Torment Pain

New custom user title, because of lulz level.

Originally Posted by Draigh

Though the hair and breast size beg to differ, Torment is actually a male. He's a buddy of mine.

On Grif and I.

Originally Posted by Kill Bones

How the hell do you two manage to turn every thread into an orgy?

I'm a bit jelly.

Originally Posted by LetsFly

Torment~ Most. Amazing. Sex. Of my life. You never fail to blow my mind, and I can guarantee that, whenever you need it, I will never fail to blow something of yours(;

Originally Posted by Ozymandias

Torment... I love you. With or without chainsaws.

Originally Posted by Whowho

Torment I love you so very much.

Originally Posted by Kill Bones

You are now Level 2: Minor Annoyance.

It may not sound like much, but it's better than your past level: Insignificant Flea.

>______________

Originally Posted by Ozymandias

*insert sexual pun about cocking Torment's high-caliber weapon*

Originally Posted by ActRaiser

You've proven you're an asshole already. Now get off the stage you fourth rate failed stand up comic wannabe.

On who should be handed a Perma.

Originally Posted by LetsFly

TP because without spam, ill have him all to myself.

Originally Posted by Genghis Beatrix

TP... ily now.

Originally Posted by Darkdrago666

Well fuck me on a octopus and call me Japanese!

TP!! <333

I haz mizzed yu loots!

Originally Posted by Kyuki

Ohhai really hawt online dude that I will sleep with someday

Originally Posted by SmexySpiral

TP.

We are ooooooone.

Originally Posted by rpg101

Remember Remember
The First of September
The Horse Porn Treason and Plot
For I know of No Reason
That the Horse Porn Treason
Should Ever Be Forgot

Forever and a Dalek

#RiseAboveThe PonyHatePeople

I made a little playlist.

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02-06-2013 #10

Jorick

Magnificent Bastard

Bitch.

Did you know we have a Writer of the Month contest? Come join it.
WOTM #26: Evil Wins is open and accepting entries through June 4th.

Originally Posted by Sophistikit

I don't know why, but this fucking killed me. Maybe it's your utter determination to be an asshole, but wow, I lol'd.

Originally Posted by Turtlicious

And now I can't stop laughing, Thanks Jorick. <3

Originally Posted by Darkdrago666

You loveable asshole, you.

You are blunt, and to the point.

Originally Posted by Sophistikit

If I had feels, they'd be all yours. :'D

Originally Posted by Myyt

Jorick: This guy is an evil genius. In the dry, in your face trufax sorta way. If you ever want the blunt truth, this is the guy to ask, which makes him amazing.

Originally Posted by Esper

Jorick is one of those people you shouldn't take seriously. He is rude for the sake of being rude much of the time. Outside of Spam that is not who he is, but here in Forum that is how he carries himself.

Why do I respect that? He doesn't give an apology for being himself or making ridiculous claims to deflect when people call him on it. Jorick is Jorick, a charismatic ass to the end.

Originally Posted by Elendra

Ladies, contain your orgasms for Jorick

I had dibs first.

Originally Posted by Rilla

Put it this way.

If me and Jorick meet docile or non-docile lifeforms... they'll bow.

Without a fight.

Why?

Because it's me and Jorick.

We'll use our combined charisma, wit, and generally dickish attitudes, to put them in their unwelcome places.

Vote Rilla/Jorick - Space Emperors... To Infinity... and Beyond.

Originally Posted by overwatch

When Jorick says something, It's like adding a 100,000 ton weight onto a side of a scale.

Originally Posted by Kill Bones

Jorick is like a monster truck shaped like a t-rex

He is elegantly designed, menacing, loud, a bunch of people love him for reasons I don't understand, and he makes no fucking sense when described by similes

Originally Posted by Azarthes

The both of you
Every single time
I make a mistake
and it's like
BLAM JORICK PUNCH INTO SOPHI KICK
EVERYTIME.

It's like Sophistimammoth but with less bashing and more sass.

Originally Posted by Walker of Darkness

You're an egotistical, sociopathic, insufferable jackass, but you stick to your convictions and in general show others respect until they prove to be nothing more than bumbling idiots. You've also shown a kinder side from time to time, but very rarely. Other than your blown out of proportion ego, I have no issues with you.

Originally Posted by ★LunaLight★

Jorick, I find you to be really witty and fun. I'm also jealous of your writing ability. I get mad at you when you do stupid things that get you banned, but at the same time I don't think it is my place to tell you those things since we aren't good friends yet. You seem like the kind of person I would consider dating.

Originally Posted by Hank

Jorick is a monster. The way he perfectly knows how to emulate this depravity of a subculture with cold, unerring accuracy is just inhuman. Ted Bundy raped and killed women. Jorick's worse.

Originally Posted by PrimezTime

I imagine Jorick as Khal Drago. His victim would either suffer, take it, and cry about it or learn to please him and become his Khaleesi.

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