Do you ever wonder

[Jorick]

Sure. They have an entire section of "Hellis vs Christie". Shit is highly flammable

There was a Jorick section, but stepping inside might leave you a sobbing, sniffling wreck from all the insults.

If they're keeping good notes, the section on me makes me look like I'm fucking bipolar or have multiple personalities. On one hand you have the douchebag who flames people, on another the sarcastic joking dickhead, on another the tl;dr posts on weighty subjects, on another the silly fuckery that generally goes on in Spam, on another me being helpful and moderately friendly, on another my ridiculous over the top goofy shit like you can see in the hider in Azarthes' sig. 6 fucking hands, man. Even if you combine the similar ones, at least 3 very different modes of interaction. I have issues.

LOL

The last time I was inside Jorick I left satisfied, but I wouldn't say it was enough to make me cry.

You left me satisfied too. ;D

[Christiefries]

I was born in Hagersten, Sweden. Hellis is my cousin, and we are actually very close and often like to pick fun at each other. I moved to Arlington, Texas to attend Kaplan College where I am working towards a Dental Assistant diploma. I've been engaged to a man of African descent for about two months now. He also attends Kaplan College and is working towards a Computer Networking Technology Associate. My uncle is racist and has made threats to come from Sweden to Texas to "beat the crap" out of my man if I am to marry him, so we are holding off the wedding until after we have both graduated and moved. Our new location will remain a secret to the uncle and other close family members of his. Only Hellis will know, because he is the only one I trust.

[Darkdrago666]

Just taking notes.

[TripMyHop]

I was born in Hagersten, Sweden. Hellis is my cousin, and we are actually very close and often like to pick fun at each other. I moved to Arlington, Texas to attend Kaplan College where I am working towards a Dental Assistant diploma. I've been engaged to a man of African descent for about two months now. He also attends Kaplan College and is working towards a Computer Networking Technology Associate. My uncle is racist and has made threats to come from Sweden to Texas to "beat the crap" out of my man if I am to marry him, so we are holding off the wedding until after we have both graduated and moved. Our new location will remain a secret to the uncle and other close family members of his. Only Hellis will know, because he is the only one I trust.

[KnightShade]

Why were there 8 guests on this thread when I entered?

[Darkdrago666]

Why were there 8 guests on this thread when I entered?

Obviously they are stalkers.

[Herzinth]

DarkDrago. . . I keep thinking you're Sovoy.
Which is embarrassing, considering you've been here much longer.

[SmexySpiral]

I was born in Hagersten, Sweden. Hellis is my cousin, and we are actually very close and often like to pick fun at each other. I moved to Arlington, Texas to attend Kaplan College where I am working towards a Dental Assistant diploma. I've been engaged to a man of African descent for about two months now. He also attends Kaplan College and is working towards a Computer Networking Technology Associate. My uncle is racist and has made threats to come from Sweden to Texas to "beat the crap" out of my man if I am to marry him, so we are holding off the wedding until after we have both graduated and moved. Our new location will remain a secret to the uncle and other close family members of his. Only Hellis will know, because he is the only one I trust.

You're having an interracial wedding in Texas, and your Swedish uncle's the one that's pissy?

[Hellis]

Spiral. Her uncles från Klippan, Neo-nazi central of Northern europe, stronghold of the Swedish National Party.

[SmexySpiral]

Spiral. Her uncles från Klippan, Neo-nazi central of Northern europe, stronghold of the Swedish National Party.

I'm exaggerating immensely, whenever I hear about racist ideas on this forum, it always involves Texas.

People in Spam have told me, on multiple occasions, to clean up the pile of minorities on my yard.

Which is ironic because in my region of Texas, whites are the minority.