Fuckit List

[Kill Bones]

You shouldn't be. That was a fine pun.

blah blah 'fine' blah sexual connotation blah

Why don't we all get paid to do this?

Clearly we're the best comedians and not retarded at all

[PaladinFoster]

I was mostly apologizing for the bad and tasteless pun.

Though this place doesn't really mind much what you do or think about, so long as you don't make a big deal out of it.

Case in point: Hank fantacises about wearing people's faces like a mask, and we don't care because he doesn't make a big deal about it.

Besides, that would look silly with his wooden clogs.

[Quest]

Here's another coupla things:
- have sex with another man.
- have sex with an animal.
- have sex outside the context of marriage.
- have sex with an inanimate object.
- have sex with a plant of some sort.
- have sex with someone I meet on the Internet.
- have sex with someone I'm related to (in blood, of course)
- have sex with... well... anyone or anything besides my future wife

there's the longest list you're going to see on here

[PaladinFoster]

- have sex with someone I'm related to (in blood, of course)

Step-mothers aren't off limits then.

[Jorick]

blah blah 'fine' blah sexual connotation blah

Why don't we all get paid to do this?

Clearly we're the best comedians and not retarded at all

I wasn't trying to make a pun, actually.

[Quest]

Step-mothers aren't off limits then.

- have sex outside the context of marriage.

- have sex with... well... anyone or anything besides my future wife

well, unless I marry her, which would be a bit strange.
plus I HAVE NO STEP MOTHER.

[Asuras]

-Meet any of you in person

[Kill Bones]

Case in point: Hank fantacises about wearing people's faces like a mask, and we don't care because he doesn't make a big deal about it.

Besides, that would look silly with his wooden clogs.

Thanks

I needed the mental image of that guy Hank pretended to be wearing clogs and a stapled on face

My day just wouldn't have been complete without it

- - - Updated - - -

I wasn't trying to make a pun, actually.

Don't worry
I was
It was me all along
I'm actually the worst

[Clirkus]

Here's another coupla things:
- have sex with another man.
- have sex with an animal.
- have sex outside the context of marriage.
- have sex with an inanimate object.
- have sex with a plant of some sort.
- have sex with someone I meet on the Internet.
- have sex with someone I'm related to (in blood, of course)
- have sex with... well... anyone or anything besides my future wife

there's the longest list you're going to see on here

We are going to get along, I can tell.

-Meet any of you in person

All of my [2]

[PaladinFoster]

Thanks

I needed the mental image of that guy Hank pretended to be wearing clogs and a stapled on face

My day just wouldn't have been complete without it

Now picture him in that get-up, skipping through the tulip-fields of the Netherlands, windmills doting the horizon, a Heineken truck driver waving at him as he passes by.