Ask Squee Anything

[(a)noun(a)mouse]

I have three of them.

What is the speed of darkness?
Why is there a light in the fridge and not in the freezer?
Why does your gynaecologist leave the room when you get undressed if they are going to look up there anyway?

[Squee]

I have three of them.

What is the speed of darkness?
Why is there a light in the fridge and not in the freezer?
Why does your gynecologist leave the room when you get undressed if they are going to look up there anyway?

These are good.


1) I suppose that darkness is the same speed as light, since darkness is basically the absence of light....
2) Probably because it is a small space and isn't opened as much. However, I know deep-freezers have lights (or maybe just mine) because it's large and you need a light to see what everything is inside of it. But a small freezer, not so much.
3) Because that would be weird. Watching you undress/dress isn't a part of the exam and is very unprofessional.

[WereCat]

You, you romantic, you.



Actually.
Hmm.
That's a hard question.
Either Luna, Sera, or Bea...

Hey now is that how you treat your Tangled buddy?

Would you ever perform necrophilic actions?

[Squee]

Hey now is that how you treat your Tangled buddy?

Would you ever perform necrophilic actions?

Were. <3 <3
Your girlfriend would get so jealous.



No, I don't think so.
Kiss? Yes. Hold? Yes. Have sex? No.

[★LunaLight★]

Were. <3 <3
Your girlfriend would get so jealous.



No, I don't think so.
Kiss? Yes. Hold? Yes. Have sex? No.

Would you go out with a girl friend to make their ex-boyfriend jealous?

[Squee]

Would you go out with a girl friend to make their ex-boyfriend jealous?

Yes.
If that ex wasn't a lunatic, I would.

[CommunistZed]

Would you ever perform vorarephilliac actions?

[WereCat]

Were. <3 <3
Your girlfriend would get so jealous.



No, I don't think so.
Kiss? Yes. Hold? Yes. Have sex? No.

Shhhh she doesn't have to know bb...

Would you go out with a girl friend to make their ex-boyfriend jealous?

She can't have my girlfriend.

[★LunaLight★]

Yes.
If that ex wasn't a lunatic, I would.

Too bad you aren't in the running for the valentines. That would be a good story.

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Shhhh she doesn't have to know bb...



She can't have my girlfriend.

<3 you

[Squee]

Would you ever perform vorarephilliac actions?

No. That is a definite no.