CANADA

[Hellis]

I am going to texas sooner or later. I will just stare at the open steppes and the sun (going blind) as I scream out "FUCK YOU. I AM NEVER GOING BACK TO SNOWY LAND OF BLISTERING COLD"

Then I'll get shot becouse my accent wasn't 'merican enough and I was tottaly trespassing.

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Not sure america would want you bro.

[Trooper]

Because I don't like Canada? It's too cold here, man. No matter which province you go. Tired of walking through snow and shoveling.