Hello. Coffee?

[Blood and Jokes]

It is ten minutes past midnight on a Saturday night. I’m eighteen years old but I haven’t been out drinking: except for a Jack Daniels and Diet Coke over lunch, and the obligatory Saturday-night cocktail. I’m also British, a girl, short, and unnaturally blonde.

I’m also not very good at this. I’m aware that most people sign in, say hello, and run away again before real human-ish contact can be established, frightened by the absence of the 140 character limit. Well, me too. I am capable of sending my hopelessly innocent (or hopelessly drugged up) characters down into the depths of Hell on a fool’s errand (for those of you who caught that reference: kudos) and into mansions dressed as waitresses. I am capable of spending a good ten minutes searching Google Images or deviantART for the perfect car for my character. I am capable of reading a book I cherish all day. What I am not capable of, it seems, is being circumspect about this.

Anyway, to cut a long story short – because if you really wanted to read a biography, you’d have gone to Waterstones – I spend a hideous amount of my free time on the computer, feverishly searching roleplay forums for a bit of activity, and putting characters together on the basis of: he likes coffee and has scars.

So, please, feel free to drop me a line. For I would love to drink coffee with you (because tea is ghastly) in the year 3000 (when we’re oddly not underwater) surrounded by aliens with an odd liking for machine guns.

Salutations.

[Lillian Thorne]

Hey there new, unnaturally blonde Person, welcome to the Guild! That was an entertaining intro. I hope you have a lot of fun here. If you have any questions let me know. You may also find this Guide to be of some small service. Happy RPing!

[Blood and Jokes]

Thank you! It's much appreciated.

[Raddum]

Welcome to the Guild... yep, it's that time again for Raddum...

Actually, no. I'm too lazy to google up a picture of a Cupcake Hamster, so you will just have to accept my welcome atm. I promise to mail one later.

[Blood and Jokes]

Thanks!

(Although I'm disappointed by the lack of a Cupcake Hamster, and I will hold you to that promise. Be warned.)