AS PROXY OF A MALIGNANCY
IN THE COUNTY OF THE LAND OF ADVANCED
I SENSE HERE BUT NONE PERENIALLY

BUT WE HAVE GOT TO VERIFY IT LEGALLY
TO SEE (TO SEE)
IF THEE (IF THEE)
IS MORALLY, ETHICALLY,
SPIRITUALLY, PHYSICALLY,
POSITIVELY, ABSOLUTELY,
UNDENIABLY AND RELIABLY DEAD!

AS CORONER,
I DOTH AVER,
I THOROUGHLY EXAMINED 'ERE,
AND 'TIS NOT ONLY MERELY DEAD,
IT IS REALLY MOST SINCERELY DEAD!

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