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02-11-2013 #21
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everyone in this thread stumbled upon a virgin

they stumbled upon me

Originally Posted by Grifspark

Torment wins the internet.

Originally Posted by Grifspark

Of course, young one. Now, let us find a sleasy hotel-room and go at it all night!

Originally Posted by When Strawbeary said Eva's mole is nasty

Originally Posted by Kill Bones

TP is going to go apeshit.

)

Originally Posted by Grifspark

TP did go apeshit... and I'm so aroused.

Originally Posted by Torment Pain

Nah, the Dread Pirate Roberts.

Originally Posted by Sora

I love you forever.

Originally Posted by Grif of Hearts

WUR HAV U BEEN U GUN 4 SO LONG?

Originally Posted by Kill Bones

FUCKING [2]

Y U NO GET ON IN FOREVER, TP?!!

They love me. ?

Originally Posted by Draigh

Torment Pain likes penis... and censorship strips... and has nice breasteces.

Originally Posted by Draigh

Ya know, dude... coming from you... that is not surprising in the least bit. What offends me, though, is that you showed your moobs without my permission. For that, you're grounded. Not only that, but I'm spray painting your nipples the same color as your skin so that they're invisible for a month.

Originally Posted by Draigh

Well...
Spray paints Torry's nipples the same color as his skin... then shaves his head bald.

Bwhahaha

Originally Posted by thatmaskedman

a masterpiece! what will you call it, Draigh?

Originally Posted by Draigh

I shall call it... The Hairless ItalianBearPig

Originally Posted by Torment Pain

New custom user title, because of lulz level.

Originally Posted by Draigh

Though the hair and breast size beg to differ, Torment is actually a male. He's a buddy of mine.

On Grif and I.

Originally Posted by Kill Bones

How the hell do you two manage to turn every thread into an orgy?

I'm a bit jelly.

Originally Posted by LetsFly

Torment~ Most. Amazing. Sex. Of my life. You never fail to blow my mind, and I can guarantee that, whenever you need it, I will never fail to blow something of yours(;

Originally Posted by Ozymandias

Torment... I love you. With or without chainsaws.

Originally Posted by Whowho

Torment I love you so very much.

Originally Posted by Kill Bones

You are now Level 2: Minor Annoyance.

It may not sound like much, but it's better than your past level: Insignificant Flea.

>______________

Originally Posted by Ozymandias

*insert sexual pun about cocking Torment's high-caliber weapon*

Originally Posted by ActRaiser

You've proven you're an asshole already. Now get off the stage you fourth rate failed stand up comic wannabe.

On who should be handed a Perma.

Originally Posted by LetsFly

TP because without spam, ill have him all to myself.

Originally Posted by Genghis Beatrix

TP... ily now.

Originally Posted by Darkdrago666

Well fuck me on a octopus and call me Japanese!

TP!! <333

I haz mizzed yu loots!

Originally Posted by Kyuki

Ohhai really hawt online dude that I will sleep with someday

Originally Posted by SmexySpiral

TP.

We are ooooooone.

Originally Posted by rpg101

Remember Remember
The First of September
The Horse Porn Treason and Plot
For I know of No Reason
That the Horse Porn Treason
Should Ever Be Forgot

Forever and a Dalek

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02-11-2013 #22
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Virgins are so rare, we get to cue music LOL

“Do not worry about your life, what you will eat or drink; or about your body, what you will wear. Is not life more than food, and the body more than clothes? Look at the birds of the air; they do not sow or reap or store away in barns, and yet your heavenly Father feeds them. Are you not much more valuable than they? Can any one of you by worrying add a single hour to your life?"

"The broad wall of Babylon shall be leveled to the ground, and her high gates shall be burned with fire. The peoples labor for nothing, and the nations weary themselves only for fire."

"It is more blessed to give than to receive."

"For the word of God is living, and powerful, and sharper than any two-edged sword, piercing even to the dividing asunder of soul and spirit, and of the joints and marrow, and is a discerner of the thoughts and intents of the heart."

"Though an army besiege me, my heart will not fear; though war break out against me, even then I will be confident."

"Let us hold fast to the profession of our faith without wavering (for He is faithful who promised), and let us consider one another to provoke unto love and to good works."
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02-11-2013 #23
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Originally Posted by Rose Swan

I really do not like you.

Originally Posted by INoxious

Since this is actually an RP site I think that you should be aware that on Hellis' worst day (with a hangover, brain damage AND acute blindness) he is more creative than anything I have seen from you; and yes, I painfully read through some of your writing so that I could say this with legitimate knowledge.

I just wanted you to know my thoughts on your anti-Hellis post.

Originally Posted by Jorick

You, sir, are a rotten bastard.

Originally Posted by ImANargleHunter

I bet you have a nice ass.

Originally Posted by SmexySpiral

Hey, Hellis, did I mention that you're grade-A piece of forum ass?

Because you're grade-A forum piece of ass.

Originally Posted by NatsumeHack

You Do make threads, and are a pretty nice person, so I pick you over Autoerotic asphyxiation any day.
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02-11-2013 #24
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nigga i'm a well done virgin

Originally Posted by Grifspark

Torment wins the internet.

Originally Posted by Grifspark

Of course, young one. Now, let us find a sleasy hotel-room and go at it all night!

Originally Posted by When Strawbeary said Eva's mole is nasty

Originally Posted by Kill Bones

TP is going to go apeshit.

)

Originally Posted by Grifspark

TP did go apeshit... and I'm so aroused.

Originally Posted by Torment Pain

Nah, the Dread Pirate Roberts.

Originally Posted by Sora

I love you forever.

Originally Posted by Grif of Hearts

WUR HAV U BEEN U GUN 4 SO LONG?

Originally Posted by Kill Bones

FUCKING [2]

Y U NO GET ON IN FOREVER, TP?!!

They love me. ?

Originally Posted by Draigh

Torment Pain likes penis... and censorship strips... and has nice breasteces.

Originally Posted by Draigh

Ya know, dude... coming from you... that is not surprising in the least bit. What offends me, though, is that you showed your moobs without my permission. For that, you're grounded. Not only that, but I'm spray painting your nipples the same color as your skin so that they're invisible for a month.

Originally Posted by Draigh

Well...
Spray paints Torry's nipples the same color as his skin... then shaves his head bald.

Bwhahaha

Originally Posted by thatmaskedman

a masterpiece! what will you call it, Draigh?

Originally Posted by Draigh

I shall call it... The Hairless ItalianBearPig

Originally Posted by Torment Pain

New custom user title, because of lulz level.

Originally Posted by Draigh

Though the hair and breast size beg to differ, Torment is actually a male. He's a buddy of mine.

On Grif and I.

Originally Posted by Kill Bones

How the hell do you two manage to turn every thread into an orgy?

I'm a bit jelly.

Originally Posted by LetsFly

Torment~ Most. Amazing. Sex. Of my life. You never fail to blow my mind, and I can guarantee that, whenever you need it, I will never fail to blow something of yours(;

Originally Posted by Ozymandias

Torment... I love you. With or without chainsaws.

Originally Posted by Whowho

Torment I love you so very much.

Originally Posted by Kill Bones

You are now Level 2: Minor Annoyance.

It may not sound like much, but it's better than your past level: Insignificant Flea.

>______________

Originally Posted by Ozymandias

*insert sexual pun about cocking Torment's high-caliber weapon*

Originally Posted by ActRaiser

You've proven you're an asshole already. Now get off the stage you fourth rate failed stand up comic wannabe.

On who should be handed a Perma.

Originally Posted by LetsFly

TP because without spam, ill have him all to myself.

Originally Posted by Genghis Beatrix

TP... ily now.

Originally Posted by Darkdrago666

Well fuck me on a octopus and call me Japanese!

TP!! <333

I haz mizzed yu loots!

Originally Posted by Kyuki

Ohhai really hawt online dude that I will sleep with someday

Originally Posted by SmexySpiral

TP.

We are ooooooone.

Originally Posted by rpg101

Remember Remember
The First of September
The Horse Porn Treason and Plot
For I know of No Reason
That the Horse Porn Treason
Should Ever Be Forgot

Forever and a Dalek

#RiseAboveThe PonyHatePeople

I made a little playlist.
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02-11-2013 #25
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Virgins aren't rare, attractive virgins are. ;D

Some people should die, that's just unconscious knowledge

Originally Posted by Esper

Svenn quit pretending your head is a phallic shaped object and mind your manners.

Originally Posted by Kill Bones

Who the fuck is teaching math in my shower

Originally Posted by Sophistikit

cool

Originally Posted by Kenyi

Zed, which part of your not-even-close-to-adult brain does not understand "Shut the fuck up"?

Originally Posted by Kingdoml1

You people disgust me

Originally Posted by SmexySpiral

no

Originally Posted by sobamushi

..........apparently I have standards.

Originally Posted by RandomEncounter

I remember those.

Originally Posted by Azarthes

I'm glad I'm such a positive influence in your life.

Originally Posted by Kill Bones

Who the fuck are you
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Originally Posted by SmexySpiral

Virgins aren't rare, attractive virgins are. ;D

not us gurl

Originally Posted by Grifspark

Torment wins the internet.

Originally Posted by Grifspark

Of course, young one. Now, let us find a sleasy hotel-room and go at it all night!

Originally Posted by When Strawbeary said Eva's mole is nasty

Originally Posted by Kill Bones

TP is going to go apeshit.

)

Originally Posted by Grifspark

TP did go apeshit... and I'm so aroused.

Originally Posted by Torment Pain

Nah, the Dread Pirate Roberts.

Originally Posted by Sora

I love you forever.

Originally Posted by Grif of Hearts

WUR HAV U BEEN U GUN 4 SO LONG?

Originally Posted by Kill Bones

FUCKING [2]

Y U NO GET ON IN FOREVER, TP?!!

They love me. ?

Originally Posted by Draigh

Torment Pain likes penis... and censorship strips... and has nice breasteces.

Originally Posted by Draigh

Ya know, dude... coming from you... that is not surprising in the least bit. What offends me, though, is that you showed your moobs without my permission. For that, you're grounded. Not only that, but I'm spray painting your nipples the same color as your skin so that they're invisible for a month.

Originally Posted by Draigh

Well...
Spray paints Torry's nipples the same color as his skin... then shaves his head bald.

Bwhahaha

Originally Posted by thatmaskedman

a masterpiece! what will you call it, Draigh?

Originally Posted by Draigh

I shall call it... The Hairless ItalianBearPig

Originally Posted by Torment Pain

New custom user title, because of lulz level.

Originally Posted by Draigh

Though the hair and breast size beg to differ, Torment is actually a male. He's a buddy of mine.

On Grif and I.

Originally Posted by Kill Bones

How the hell do you two manage to turn every thread into an orgy?

I'm a bit jelly.

Originally Posted by LetsFly

Torment~ Most. Amazing. Sex. Of my life. You never fail to blow my mind, and I can guarantee that, whenever you need it, I will never fail to blow something of yours(;

Originally Posted by Ozymandias

Torment... I love you. With or without chainsaws.

Originally Posted by Whowho

Torment I love you so very much.

Originally Posted by Kill Bones

You are now Level 2: Minor Annoyance.

It may not sound like much, but it's better than your past level: Insignificant Flea.

>______________

Originally Posted by Ozymandias

*insert sexual pun about cocking Torment's high-caliber weapon*

Originally Posted by ActRaiser

You've proven you're an asshole already. Now get off the stage you fourth rate failed stand up comic wannabe.

On who should be handed a Perma.

Originally Posted by LetsFly

TP because without spam, ill have him all to myself.

Originally Posted by Genghis Beatrix

TP... ily now.

Originally Posted by Darkdrago666

Well fuck me on a octopus and call me Japanese!

TP!! <333

I haz mizzed yu loots!

Originally Posted by Kyuki

Ohhai really hawt online dude that I will sleep with someday

Originally Posted by SmexySpiral

TP.

We are ooooooone.

Originally Posted by rpg101

Remember Remember
The First of September
The Horse Porn Treason and Plot
For I know of No Reason
That the Horse Porn Treason
Should Ever Be Forgot

Forever and a Dalek

#RiseAboveThe PonyHatePeople

I made a little playlist.
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02-11-2013 #27
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Originally Posted by SmexySpiral

Virgins aren't rare, attractive virgins are. ;D

Attractive Redheads with Tats and Piercings are fucking Purple Text rare

made by the ever charming and talented Lillian Thorne.

Current Active RPs:
Silver Leaves Mercenaries I Broken Circle.

Other Stuff
Sketchbook/Gallery I TUMBLR I DEVART

Originally Posted by Rose Swan

I really do not like you.

Originally Posted by INoxious

Since this is actually an RP site I think that you should be aware that on Hellis' worst day (with a hangover, brain damage AND acute blindness) he is more creative than anything I have seen from you; and yes, I painfully read through some of your writing so that I could say this with legitimate knowledge.

I just wanted you to know my thoughts on your anti-Hellis post.

Originally Posted by Jorick

You, sir, are a rotten bastard.

Originally Posted by ImANargleHunter

I bet you have a nice ass.

Originally Posted by SmexySpiral

Hey, Hellis, did I mention that you're grade-A piece of forum ass?

Because you're grade-A forum piece of ass.

Originally Posted by NatsumeHack

You Do make threads, and are a pretty nice person, so I pick you over Autoerotic asphyxiation any day.
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02-11-2013 #28
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stfu this thread is making me remember how much of a loser i am now

Originally Posted by Grifspark

Torment wins the internet.

Originally Posted by Grifspark

Of course, young one. Now, let us find a sleasy hotel-room and go at it all night!

Originally Posted by When Strawbeary said Eva's mole is nasty

Originally Posted by Kill Bones

TP is going to go apeshit.

)

Originally Posted by Grifspark

TP did go apeshit... and I'm so aroused.

Originally Posted by Torment Pain

Nah, the Dread Pirate Roberts.

Originally Posted by Sora

I love you forever.

Originally Posted by Grif of Hearts

WUR HAV U BEEN U GUN 4 SO LONG?

Originally Posted by Kill Bones

FUCKING [2]

Y U NO GET ON IN FOREVER, TP?!!

They love me. ?

Originally Posted by Draigh

Torment Pain likes penis... and censorship strips... and has nice breasteces.

Originally Posted by Draigh

Ya know, dude... coming from you... that is not surprising in the least bit. What offends me, though, is that you showed your moobs without my permission. For that, you're grounded. Not only that, but I'm spray painting your nipples the same color as your skin so that they're invisible for a month.

Originally Posted by Draigh

Well...
Spray paints Torry's nipples the same color as his skin... then shaves his head bald.

Bwhahaha

Originally Posted by thatmaskedman

a masterpiece! what will you call it, Draigh?

Originally Posted by Draigh

I shall call it... The Hairless ItalianBearPig

Originally Posted by Torment Pain

New custom user title, because of lulz level.

Originally Posted by Draigh

Though the hair and breast size beg to differ, Torment is actually a male. He's a buddy of mine.

On Grif and I.

Originally Posted by Kill Bones

How the hell do you two manage to turn every thread into an orgy?

I'm a bit jelly.

Originally Posted by LetsFly

Torment~ Most. Amazing. Sex. Of my life. You never fail to blow my mind, and I can guarantee that, whenever you need it, I will never fail to blow something of yours(;

Originally Posted by Ozymandias

Torment... I love you. With or without chainsaws.

Originally Posted by Whowho

Torment I love you so very much.

Originally Posted by Kill Bones

You are now Level 2: Minor Annoyance.

It may not sound like much, but it's better than your past level: Insignificant Flea.

>______________

Originally Posted by Ozymandias

*insert sexual pun about cocking Torment's high-caliber weapon*

Originally Posted by ActRaiser

You've proven you're an asshole already. Now get off the stage you fourth rate failed stand up comic wannabe.

On who should be handed a Perma.

Originally Posted by LetsFly

TP because without spam, ill have him all to myself.

Originally Posted by Genghis Beatrix

TP... ily now.

Originally Posted by Darkdrago666

Well fuck me on a octopus and call me Japanese!

TP!! <333

I haz mizzed yu loots!

Originally Posted by Kyuki

Ohhai really hawt online dude that I will sleep with someday

Originally Posted by SmexySpiral

TP.

We are ooooooone.

Originally Posted by rpg101

Remember Remember
The First of September
The Horse Porn Treason and Plot
For I know of No Reason
That the Horse Porn Treason
Should Ever Be Forgot

Forever and a Dalek

#RiseAboveThe PonyHatePeople

I made a little playlist.
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02-11-2013 #29
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However long it takes. I don't really care.

“Do not worry about your life, what you will eat or drink; or about your body, what you will wear. Is not life more than food, and the body more than clothes? Look at the birds of the air; they do not sow or reap or store away in barns, and yet your heavenly Father feeds them. Are you not much more valuable than they? Can any one of you by worrying add a single hour to your life?"

"The broad wall of Babylon shall be leveled to the ground, and her high gates shall be burned with fire. The peoples labor for nothing, and the nations weary themselves only for fire."

"It is more blessed to give than to receive."

"For the word of God is living, and powerful, and sharper than any two-edged sword, piercing even to the dividing asunder of soul and spirit, and of the joints and marrow, and is a discerner of the thoughts and intents of the heart."

"Though an army besiege me, my heart will not fear; though war break out against me, even then I will be confident."

"Let us hold fast to the profession of our faith without wavering (for He is faithful who promised), and let us consider one another to provoke unto love and to good works."
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