Hell's Bureaucracy

[Rumiko]

Okay everyone most of you have read the interest check if you haven't then your loss.
I am the Goddess Mistress or GM around here, if it helps clear things up then just think of me as your Benevolent Dictator.
Gisk is my Co-GM and should be treated as if he were me, remember we Dictators rarely share power and when we do we grant that person enormous power so you'd better respect his Authority or I'll make your character into a swab for the Demon's Playpen.
Now for the rules (I hate rules but they are a necessary evil)
1: No OOC chatter even in (...) In the IC, PM or visitor message the person
2: Love Dovey is fun I know but too much is sickening an if it passes a pg rating attracts the Moderator Gestapo.
3: Fighting unless it draws blood is annoying an disruptive so don't do it.
4: Gisk an I are the arbitrators of all actions and rulings and if you disagree then remember in Hell no one gives a dam
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Reruns sux but are necessary



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Welcome to the first day of eternity, at least that's what I've heard.
Now let's get busy with the explanations.
You were condemned to purgatory for minor sins and have received at least 100 years of abuse and torture at the hands of other demons.
Contrary to belief it wasn't permanent in your case and you were given an two options 1 wait for redemption in limbo which is a really dull and boring place or 2 become a Demon or a Succubus and try to work your way up the ladder of hell.

Now here's the nifty part, the jobs you were offered if you chose to serve in hell were.

Secretarial pool, you'd work where ever they needed you in the bureaucracy.

Processing, you would be given the task of assigning punishments to a defined class of sinner.

Security, you help drag the condemned to processing then to their punishment.

Janitors, you clean up messes,people that tick me off are sometimes assigned as toilet brushes

Demonic services, now this is a broad job covering repair, construction ( hells always expanding) and landscaping (careful the flowers bite)

Demonic Courtesan, hope your not picky because No means nothing in hell

Ok now to the Demonic resources part

CS

Name: you could use your mortal name or pick a cool sounding demon name

Age: less about how old as to what year did you die

Sex: (yes please) males are demons, females are succubi

Occupation: pick from above list and remember nobody cares if you enjoy it in hell

Former sin: how'd you end up here? (I was condemned for dying a virgin and spent 1000 years in the demon's playpen for it)

Appearance: pictures are nice but if you can't find then a boring description will do I guess


Ok now we have the Boring stuff done now just be chaotic as you want and have fun
Me I work my shift then go party with the other lessers doing things such as heat baths by the eternal pits of flame. Sometimes we have parties and they make mortal parties lame,after all they say the fun things in life are a sin so who'd party harder than a true sinner?

Make up something and see if you can entice others to join this is free form at it's chaotic best have fun, raise hell.

YOUR LOVING TORMENTOR RUMI

[Gisk]

I am here.

[Rtron]

I HAVE ARRIVED

[Gisk]

I... *sniffle* I thought the day would never come... Bless you, Rtron. Bless you!

[Rumiko]

I can hardly wait to victimize you all

[Leather Wytch]

Nor can I, to be your victim.

[Rtron]

I... *sniffle* I thought the day would never come... Bless you, Rtron. Bless you!

DON'T WORRY! I'M HERE DARLING! XD

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I can hardly wait to victimize you all

I carry a flaming whip. WHAT CAN YOU DO TO VICTIMIZE ME!?!

[Rumiko]

Oh sweety my weapons are softer an more desirable an therefore trump yours.
Power is a subtle thing and can be accrued with the oldest skill known

[Rtron]

Oh sweety my weapons are softer an more desirable an therefore trump yours.
Power is a subtle thing and can be accrued with the oldest skill known

I don't know whether I'm correct in reading far to much into that or not.....

[Rumiko]

I would remind you that I am a demoness and am expected to be what I am