Vslayer does not schlick, she faps. This puts things in perspective...
Vslayer does not schlick, she faps. This puts things in perspective...
made by the ever charming and talented Lillian Thorne.
So she's Agatha Lopes?
Do not search that up if you're underaged
God Aza, stop changing your sig every fucking minute.
BUT BUT I have to warn people about Squee in broken English D:
Never, you say?
I learned something about Azarthes today.
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I'm the Moses of transexuals.
God Aza, stop changing your sig every fucking minute.
BUT BUT I have to warn people about Squee in broken English D:
Never, you say?
Doesn't it?
Omg, I have the funniest story ever to tell you.
So on New Years eve my best friend, whom is a guy, invites me to go drink with him at his new place, with his girlfriend. I get there, and I am introduced to his girlfriend's brother who has no idea, even though I am wearing a backwards fitted cap, a guy tank top with a zombie theme and khaki's, doesn't make the connection that I might like to play with other women's nether regions. He promptly crushes on me, and then my bestie, just to mess with him starts to say "yo, but for real though she plays for our team". He doesn't get it, and he thinks I have a penis. He looks down at my crotch, and guess what? My khakis are a bit baggy so when I sit it looks like I got some massive wood. He looks up at me with the funniest scared/frightened face ever. My friend and I just burst out laughing and we then explained to him I have no junk, just mojo in my trunk.
AAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
That's fantastic. My first attraction to the same gender as me is kinda related. Crossdresser goes "oops, my breast feel out." EVERYONE Turns to stare at the supposedly girls tit. Its a asian guy (who in every ones confused penis defence he lookedl and sounded like a girl.) cosplaying Yuna from FFX. So many confused feelings.
made by the ever charming and talented Lillian Thorne.