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    Hey, Jorick

    Is this you or your brothers?


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    That's their 10 year old brother.




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    Nope, but I know that guy. We met at the Beard Entrepreneurs' Annual Retreat and Discovery. It's a thing that happens in the fall every year, men who live by the way of the beard gather in a preselected location in the woods somewhere in the northwest area of the United States. We spend a day hanging out around roaring bonfires (lumberjacks are so handy for acquiring wood) and talk about our beards. Then the next day we go off in small groups to seek out the hirsute animals that inhabit the forest to learn their hairy secrets, with the holy grail being an encounter with Bigfoot. I learned my beard technique from a black bear I studied six years ago. Some guys also head off and do some other activities in the woods, stuff that brings up an alternate meaning of bear, if you catch my drift. That is where I met the fellow in the OP. I never learned his name, but he's a very attentive lover and a wonderful kisser. I'll never forget him.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Jorick View Post
    Nope, but I know that guy. We met at the Beard Entrepreneurs' Annual Retreat and Discovery. It's a thing that happens in the fall every year, men who live by the way of the beard gather in a preselected location in the woods somewhere in the northwest area of the United States. We spend a day hanging out around roaring bonfires (lumberjacks are so handy for acquiring wood) and talk about our beards. Then the next day we go off in small groups to seek out the hirsute animals that inhabit the forest to learn their hairy secrets, with the holy grail being an encounter with Bigfoot. I learned my beard technique from a black bear I studied six years ago. Some guys also head off and do some other activities in the woods, stuff that brings up an alternate meaning of bear, if you catch my drift. That is where I met the fellow in the OP. I never learned his name, but he's a very attentive lover and a wonderful kisser. I'll never forget him.
    I bet he had a massive sword.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Jorick View Post
    Nope, but I know that guy. We met at the Beard Entrepreneurs' Annual Retreat and Discovery. It's a thing that happens in the fall every year, men who live by the way of the beard gather in a preselected location in the woods somewhere in the northwest area of the United States. We spend a day hanging out around roaring bonfires (lumberjacks are so handy for acquiring wood) and talk about our beards. Then the next day we go off in small groups to seek out the hirsute animals that inhabit the forest to learn their hairy secrets, with the holy grail being an encounter with Bigfoot. I learned my beard technique from a black bear I studied six years ago. Some guys also head off and do some other activities in the woods, stuff that brings up an alternate meaning of bear, if you catch my drift. That is where I met the fellow in the OP. I never learned his name, but he's a very attentive lover and a wonderful kisser. I'll never forget him.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Jorick View Post
    Nope, but I know that guy. We met at the Beard Entrepreneurs' Annual Retreat and Discovery. It's a thing that happens in the fall every year, men who live by the way of the beard gather in a preselected location in the woods somewhere in the northwest area of the United States. We spend a day hanging out around roaring bonfires (lumberjacks are so handy for acquiring wood) and talk about our beards. Then the next day we go off in small groups to seek out the hirsute animals that inhabit the forest to learn their hairy secrets, with the holy grail being an encounter with Bigfoot. I learned my beard technique from a black bear I studied six years ago. Some guys also head off and do some other activities in the woods, stuff that brings up an alternate meaning of bear, if you catch my drift. That is where I met the fellow in the OP. I never learned his name, but he's a very attentive lover and a wonderful kisser. I'll never forget him.
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