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    Quote Originally Posted by KnightShade View Post
    The sharks just wanted to play with the man
    Don't believe the lies of the dolphin propaganda machine
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    Quote Originally Posted by NatsumeHack View Post
    you.
    Sharks are a majestic pinnacle of evolution that's been around since before the dinosaurs existed.
    They include apex predators that keep the oceans healthy but are not limited to them also encompassing the largest fish in the ocean, and some ones barely the size of a mackrel.
    Only three species of shark attack humans purposely and even those instances are rare.
    Most shark attacks are the result of a test bite over mistaken identity, the victim is quickly spat out for having too high a bone to body fat ratio, and afterall what else do they have to test with than their teeth.
    Sharks have big teeth and mouths and are just doing what nature intended without pretending to be nice.
    Dolphins on the other hand are sociopathic and depraved monsters pretending to be nice.
    The crimes of the bottlenosed dolphin (yes one species but most shark attacks are from one species) include kidnapping and gang rape (this they can be excused as mating is neccesary and if that's how they do it,) killing young dolphins by swimming nose first at high speed into them, killing porpoises as target practice for this, several documented attempts to mate with unwilling divers and making really weird whistling noises that sound like they're plotting something.

    Why does nobody ever answer sharks

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    Quote Originally Posted by KnightShade View Post
    Sharks are a majestic pinnacle of evolution that's been around since before the dinosaurs existed.
    They include apex predators that keep the oceans healthy but are not limited to them also encompassing the largest fish in the ocean, and some ones barely the size of a mackrel.
    Only three species of shark attack humans purposely and even those instances are rare.
    Most shark attacks are the result of a test bite over mistaken identity, the victim is quickly spat out for having too high a bone to body fat ratio, and afterall what else do they have to test with than their teeth.
    Sharks have big teeth and mouths and are just doing what nature intended without pretending to be nice.
    Dolphins on the other hand are sociopathic and depraved monsters pretending to be nice.
    The crimes of the bottlenosed dolphin (yes one species but most shark attacks are from one species) include kidnapping and gang rape (this they can be excused as mating is neccesary and if that's how they do it,) killing young dolphins by swimming nose first at high speed into them, killing porpoises as target practice for this, several documented attempts to mate with unwilling divers and making really weird whistling noises that sound like they're plotting something.

    Why does nobody ever answer sharks
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    Quote Originally Posted by NatsumeHack View Post
    Jaws.
    Anti-shark propaganda created by dolphin brainwashing techniques

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    Quote Originally Posted by KnightShade View Post
    Anti-shark propaganda created by dolphin brainwashing techniques
    I liked dolphins before seeing the movie, and I still like them.
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    Quote Originally Posted by NatsumeHack View Post
    I liked dolphins before seeing the movie, and I still like them.
    Dolphins have a cute exterior but if you really knew them...

    Oh wait, now I get why you like them

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    Quote Originally Posted by KnightShade View Post
    Dolphins have a cute exterior but if you really knew them...

    Oh wait, now I get why you like them
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    Quote Originally Posted by NatsumeHack View Post
    I pick Dolphins for a few personal reasons. If you care to know, the biggest reason is that they keep you safe from the sharks.
    They also kill for teh 'blowhole squeakies'.
    "Just drive down that road, until you get blown up [by shells]"
    - General George Patton

    "After several men of the company had been blown up by shells, I noticed that a spirit of uneasiness became dominant."

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