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02-18-2013 #11
Alphakoka

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<_< >_>

...Looks awesome.

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The Freeland of Xrixk

Originally Posted by Sophistikit and her comic

[10:27:54 PM] Sophi: Posting it in spam so they can shame me if I pull a Foxes and don't go anywhere with it

I guess that means she's incredibly thick-skinned or all that shame is hidden underneath her fat.

Originally Posted by Sinrus

You have eight fucking threads on the first page alone. Our server is held together by chewing gum and the collective prayers of the userbase, 75% of which is atheist. The server. Can not handle. Your bullshit.

Originally Posted by Sinrus

THE MODS ARE SACRIFICING US

THEY WISH TO SUMMON AN ELDER GOD

WHEN YOU GET BANNED ON RPG, YOU DIE IN REAL LIFE

Originally Posted by LunaLight

People in spam are like family. We poke fun, play games, and get on eachother's nerves because it is funny. But nobody is supposed to actually hate each other. Coming in on spam, it certainly looks like a hell hole, but it is just a crazy disfunctional family.

Originally Posted by Darkdrago666

Alphakoka has been known to walk to any point in the universe. He has the power to become invisible. Alphakoka has an astounding mountain fortress carved from crystal, plus Alphakoka possesses the power to block explosive missiles and deflect them toward a single attacker. he fights with a cataclysmic trained zebra that also grants a phenomenal luck and he combats enemies with a wicked quarterstaff made from adamantium and he has a reputation for a marvelous constitution. Shamefully, Alphakoka is notorious for being tired

Originally Posted by Bela

You know, Toellner being Iron Man really puts a hamper on my Stark Fantasies. ;_;

Originally Posted by Simply_Deamon19

Originally Posted by Valeric

Lol, guru posted a novel.

No, he posted the entire fecking trilogy.

Originally Posted by Guru

Note that Rilla is INDEED stupid, just not /that/ stupid.

Originally Posted by Omega

<Omegakoka> Attempting to give a fuck: WIT+POL =3
<Omegakoka> !e 3
<VisibleQ> Omegakoka (3), 1, 5, 6, Successes : 0, Botch

Originally Posted by ♠Ace♠

Originally Posted by Turtlicious

Originally Posted by ♠Ace♠

I'm a little Tur-Tle, short and stout...

Grab me by the handle, and blow me by the spout.

When you tip me o-ver, I can't get up off of my back~

Be-cause my arms are stum-py, just like my shaft~

Originally Posted by Jorick regarding renaming a long thin tunnel called shaft

GUISE

Let's call it the...

Super Hot Anal Fun Tunnel

SHAFT for short.

Originally Posted by Elendra

[Excerpts taken from the Skype Group, slightly edited for the guild]

"Imagine hank wearing only a blue bikini and socks
He walks up to you, sits on your lap and grinds against you while stripping
Imagine him giggling a little when he tries to undo the bikini but can't get the knot untied at first
His fingers are shaking because he's both nervous and excited"

...

Imagine it people. Let it fill your mind.
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02-18-2013 #12
vslayer

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Imagine all the massive fucking orgies you could have in there.

Originally Posted by shelbermonstah

I'm extremely jealous and protective and as your wifey, I demand you let them know you are a taken wifey! -stern look of doom-

Originally Posted by Gryphon

I hate you so much I think I love you.

Originally Posted by Sole

You're my favorite lesbian, remember that.

Originally Posted by dman0649

Vslayer, marry me please.

Originally Posted by Siruya

Vslayer, I'll be your sled for the winter.

Originally Posted by Azarthes

I love Vslayer.

Originally Posted by Gin

I see, you truly work for Umbrella!!! <33

Originally Posted by Unibroue

I looooove you Vslayeeer <3 <3
Awesome RPer you are <3 <3

Originally Posted by BelaTalbot

I love you.

Originally Posted by Siruya

I vouch for Vslayer.

SHE IS EPIC.

Originally Posted by Lebuff

I love you vslayer.

Originally Posted by dman0649

V, you can tie me up and do whatever you want with me. :3

Originally Posted by Siruya

I wanna slap Vslayers tits.

With my face.

Originally Posted by Griever

8==========D ;;(o) <- vslayer

Originally Posted by scribbleking

It's obvious, that - when vslayer talks about her boobs, the conversation leads to the bible.

Infact, everytime she shows me her boobs i'm like "woah brain storm! how about we get ourselves up and down in some fine ass biblical references!?"

Originally Posted by Siruya

*touches Vslayer's hair*

*orgasms to death*

Originally Posted by Griever

I cover you in chili lime sauce

I walk over to you and unzip my pants
I ask you to fold them

I walk around the apartment in my boxers

Originally Posted by Bunnay

I fuckin' love you bitch.

Originally Posted by Grifspark

Vslayer, did you sexually assault the interviewing... guy...

Originally Posted by MadMoxxi

Guys, and I mean guys as in boys/men, get this through your thick fucking, moronic, pecker-guided skulls. I will not cyber with you, I will never cyber with you. The closest I ever have, and ever will, come to cybering with anyone was with vslayer and that was in an RP and also because she's fucking awesome and fucking hot, and there's no way any of you assholes will ever measure up to that. So pull your dickheads out of your assholes and deal with the fact that Moxxi is not going to fuck you. Fuck!?

Originally Posted by Bela

it's not hard to get me with V ;D I'd go lesbian for her in seconds
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02-18-2013 #13
Grif of Hearts

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I just found a temple in the desert.

I'm lazy.

Crafted by Lillian Thorne, after some aggressive pestering.

Originally Posted by BrooklynShoutsOut

Never leave me again, Grif, your absence pained me.

Originally Posted by Bunnay

Wow. You're a bitch. Now I know what gender you are.

Originally Posted by Kill Bones

I love you, Grif.

Originally Posted by love that panda

Grif, your brilliance never ceases to amaze me.

Originally Posted by Bela

<3 Griffin.

Originally Posted by Torment Pain

Grif. I love you. By god, I fucking love you.

Originally Posted by Fallenreaper

I officially <3 you Grif...

Originally Posted by Rose Swan

Grif<3

Originally Posted by Elendra

I'm starting to like you way more <_<

Originally Posted by Serpentine

Omg, sweetie, I love you to death right now.
so many lols. all around.

Originally Posted by Guru

Nah. I like Grif living. When shit goes wrong, you are my scapegoat. Easy to blame... and people believe it.

Originally Posted by Kooch21

You whore. <3

Originally Posted by ImANargleHunter

I luf you.

Originally Posted by Alphakoka

Awesome? Yes. Adorable? Eww, no, Grifbot. ;p

Originally Posted by Siphran

Who needs Grif? We've got...what do we have thats better than Grif?

Originally Posted by Seravee

Good enough. You've won my undying affection.

Originally Posted by Sherlock Holmes

I laughed at that harder than I should have.

+1 Grif.

Originally Posted by Esper

Oh Griffin Griffin Griffin. You are awesome beyond the words I can muster. I enjoy whenever we are on during the same time in Tinychat. You constantly make me laugh with your non-serious view of the world and yet I sense beneath that there is a wise person who has learned not to take life too seriously. You have my honest respect for that and I hope you never change.

Originally Posted by SmexySpiral

This is why Grif > Everyone else until the end of time

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02-18-2013 #14
Darkdrago666

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Originally Posted by Grif of Hearts

I just found a temple in the desert.

I'm lazy.

Grif...Our floating castle O:

Originally Posted by Jorick

They're more likely to fuck a walking carpet than anyone is to want a useless cunt like you. ;D

Originally Posted by Kill Bones

For the record, Drago is a pedophilic necrophile who somehow knows what both God's Josie and the Josie and the Josie and the Pussycatscatscats and my blood taste like. And he remembers his first beer.

Originally Posted by Grifspark

inb4darkdragoremembershisfirstbeer

Originally Posted by Darkdrago666

dont be strangers to love.

know the rules and so will she.

think of commitments

she wouldnt get this from any other guy

tell her how your feeling

make her understand

Originally Posted by Sinrus

Never give her up
Never let her down
Never run around and desert her

Never make her cry
Never say goodbye
Never tell a lie and hurt her

Originally Posted by Rose Swan

Drago is a sociopath who remembers his first beer.

Originally Posted by Grif of Hearts

I would quite furiously bang Grif for days on end if I had the chance.

Oh, we're talking about avatars here, not the actually guild member himself. Nevermind.

Originally Posted by Griever

I think with you I'd so Salvia, because you seem to have creatitvity y flowing off you like liquid off a boat in the water so you drip creativity and I want some of that so also you seem not too active which is good for salvia because if youre someone that walks around a lot gently caress your chest hair your chest hair your chest hair you salvia isn't even for you so don't do it, it's actually a bit of a downer so yeah also we should RP sometime

Originally Posted by Rilla

Immortalize the following forever Drago;

"TheBlackMan approves of you now."

Originally Posted by Ozymandias

You're a filthy bastard, Drago.

Originally Posted by Turtlicious

I don't know Drago, you're a loose cannon who doesn't play by the rules. You don't even know where the rule book is. We can't control you no-one can. I don't want your badge. No seriously. Stop trying to give me your badge. People are staring Drago.

GET THE HELL OUT OF MY OFFICE!

Originally Posted by Jorick

Funnily enough, that makes Drago instantly a better strategist than the entire U.S. military. He actually has a plan for how to get the fuck out.

Originally Posted by Foxes

Lord Drago Alebane, Baron of the Lagervale, Knight-Captain of Remembering.
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02-18-2013 #15
Trooper

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Meanwhile, I'm in my Wehrmacht castle in Bavaria.
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