Nursery Rhyme Generator

[Sole]

http://www.fandmpublications.co.uk/pages/nursery2.htm

[PaladinFoster]

Julie had a little pussy, She called it Rin Tin Tin. He told everyone that they would be found, Till he found out it was gay.

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[Drakel]

Annie taught her cat to dance, An itinerant gigolo. It's better sleeping with pussy, and wanted Buffy dead.

That is what I got...

[Alphakoka]

Bobby had a can of pop, It's teeth were sharp and bright. He drank all day and night, As his chances just nosedived.

First try.

[Drakel]

Julie had a little pussy, It's teeth were sharp and bright. It had the most amazing voice, You're meant to suck, not blow.

...

Should I feel bad for laughing at the end?

[SebasChan]

Mary had a little lamb, While trudging through the snow. Little Jack Horner yawned and cried, You should take that to a show.

Uh-huh... This is very odd.

This one made a little more sense?

Chloe had a very tall son, It's fleece was white as snow. Little Jack Horner yawned and cried, until it died of a heart attack.

[WereCat]

Property is theft, young Arthur cried, but his party preferred red. He stuck a feather in his cap, You're meant to suck, not blow.

Um... k.

[Kill Bones]

"Julie had a little pussy, Where golden waters flow. It's better sleeping with pussy, and the dog pushed Betty in"

[Beatrix]

Bobby had a can of pop, He ate and drank and slept. He marched them up to the top of the hill, and said he felt just fine.

O.o

[Bela]

Property is theft, young Arthur cried, It's teeth were sharp and bright. But watched throughout the evening, As his chances just nosedived.

O.o