Want to read about my dream? No? Ok :(

[Turtlicious]

It began with my old group home facility supervisor calling me a piece of shit and telling me how I won't amount to anything. Most of my dreams start off this way, so we walk by the Community College where I got my GED and started walking in circles, keeping up light banter that on the surface seemed playful, but had the subtext of us actually hating each other. As we went, I told her I needed to head home and take a shower. She led me to the home of the mother of an old foster-mom, who had a shower in the kitchen with no curtains, but luckily for my privacy there was a privacy wall.

So I took a shower and Louis C.K. came over to say hello, and then realized I was showering and walked away. I was embarrassed, but then my Biological Mother came over and brought me my clothes, and the world melted away into the color scheme of a Doug cartoon.

Like this, but everyone was blue.

As we walked I saw multiple universes, each one my life but slightly different, my Mom told me that I got to choose, but it was kind of a shitty choice. Basically, there was one world where I was the most miserable person on Earth, and because of this, everyone else I knew succeeded. There were a couple of "quirks" she called them, like the singularity, and a serious vampire problem that was trivialized by the singularity, and that in this place I would live long, but be very unhappy. BlueRose would become Mayor and we'd never meet, and a bunch of Spammers would become the greatest inventors, thinkers, writers, and all around famous people the world had ever seen. (I don't have IRL friends.)

My other choice was to go back to my original life, I'd eventually prosper with the woman I loved but everyone around me would fail. Everyone here on this forum would end up dead or in jail, and in the dream that idea actually made me cry because I have never learned how to dissociate myself with internet personalities. My Mom apparently told me this is why I left and her job was to give me this choice, and no matter what I chose I'd never see her again.

I chose to be miserable. The world still looked like a Doug funny cartoon, but with the Tint and Hue buttons were major fucked, night looked orange, the ocean was green, people were blue. BlueRose looked like a long haired Patty Mayonaise, (fuck if I know,) and I turned basically into a vampire killing Megaman. The dream jumps to a boat, and I see Rose...

My heart stopped.

My eyes swell up.

I felt cold and lost.

So I of course walked towards her, I knew she wouldn't remember me, it was a different world, it was a different place, everything was different then, but for that very moment I didn't care. I started speaking, and she was formal with me. I hated that, and tried hard to get her to open up to me. Eventually she did, and we talked. The dream ended with her pouring her heart out to me, and me stroking her hair like I thought I never would again.

[Azarthes]

Tl;Dr- Lame almost sex dream with blue