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    Feeds Gremlins after 12am monstahunta's Avatar
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    Quote Originally Posted by CidtheKid View Post
    Well, see, maybe it was filenamed "MyVag" or something, and process of elimination reduced it to being either hers or her mothers, at which point it'd be trivial to find out.

    I guess it could be worse. You could've found out your mother doing something like 2girls1cup or some crap like that.
    Maybe her mom's a secret lesbian?
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    Print the picture out. Hundreds of times. Once you've got them, buy several hundred thumb tacks and some sticky tack. Make sure she's at work, and that you have the house to yourself. Tack the pictures all over the walls of your house, leave no inch uncovered with the momvag. Then, take the last picture and on the back of it, write the words in big black marker "I know your secrets..." then stick it to the front of the door, with the words facing out so that your mother sees it when she gets home.




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    Quote Originally Posted by Goldmarble View Post
    Awww, kiddo. You'll be alright.

    She just wanted to let you know what your vag will look like one day.
    Gold so many <3s for you.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Myyt View Post
    Who the fuck are you?
    I'm Goldmarble. It's in that box, where everyone's S/N is.
    Maybe you don't recognize, as I don't post like a neurotic, OCD pre-teen.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sora View Post
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    Quote Originally Posted by Sora View Post
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    What? What did I just see here?

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    I almost did a serious reply until I looked at OP and then I just started laughing like

    Some people should die, that's just unconscious knowledge



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    If I found that on my computer I'd have to disown myself and live in the mountains.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Sheogorath View Post
    If I found that on my computer I'd have to disown myself and live in the mountains.
    I already live in the mountains

    I guess I'd have to disown myself and move to the city.
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