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    Circle Jerk of One

    Basically this is just me amping myself up. I'm going to pretend it is a little motivational so that I have a reason to post it in Spam (not that we are ever required a purpose).

    Some of you may know that I was in an on again off again relationship for 2 years. I have no insanely negative feelings towards my ex. but we were becoming a damn lifetime movie. We'd fight, make up, do the dirty and then we'd get drunk again and start the process over again. I'd cry because I wanted him to love me and he'd yell because he didn't like my "confrontational" talks about emotion. The first year was amazing with only slight hints at his super selfish mindset (he took a week off for his birthday, but couldn't bother to get the night off for my birthday -he did bring me flowers at 2 AM when he got off). The next year on my birthday he went to the Casino with his best friend for the weekend and told me he "forgot" it was my birthday. Our final What The Fuck are we doing moment occurred a little over 2 weeks ago. My life at that point was work, RPG, argue about what we were having for dinner, watch the asshole play video games until bedtime. THAT is not what this post is about. I know the relationship was unhealthy, but it was comfortable and I'm not extremely into the lovey dovey bullshit most people expect from a girlfriend, so we were good.

    What this post IS about is what I have done since we broke up:
    • Met up with a friend in Belize and traveled and drank for about a couple of days.
    • Went to the Chinese Lantern Festival downtown Dallas.
    • Went on a Midnight Museum Tour.
    • Finally finished remodeling my kitchen.
    • Lost 6 pounds (it's only been 2 weeks-give me time).
    • Crashed a wedding with an open bar, didn't get called out.
    • Got invited to move to Vancouver by a guy I've done some copy writing for. (Canadians...)
    • The same guy took me on a super legit date and we talked about his screenplay (Oh how I missed talking about writing)
    • Have gone to brunch every weekend with friends from the past.
    • Planned trips to Reno, San Francisco and San Diego for the next 2 months.
    • Going to Dropkick Murphy's tomorrow at House of Blues!
    • Finally finished 20,000 Leagues Under the Sea

    What my ex has done:
    • Continues to have gout.
    • Won a championship on Madden.
    • Fucked his ugly, bitchy fat ex girlfriend who got pregnant from someone else when they were dating 4 years ago.
    • Probably finished 5 or 6 liters of Jack Daniels.
    • Hung out with his Uncle that told him he was a fucktard for letting me go.

    So yeah, feeling pretty damn legit.
    and FOR SPAM:

    I think the moral of the story is if it's broke, you can't fix it, just get the hell out! If you don't care I'm sorry.
    if you have read amory wars feel obligated to PM me.

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    Good. Let that piece of shit rot.

    What you need is someone like Mike XD


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    Wat

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    Sig this now dammit, i dont come up with witty shit very often


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    Sounds like you need some hot, hot lady love sweetie.




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    Quote Originally Posted by vslayer View Post
    Sounds like you need some hot, hot lady love sweetie.
    *one week later*


    Wat

    Quote Originally Posted by Codexanother View Post
    Sig this now dammit, i dont come up with witty shit very often


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    You succeed in life gurl, you do that.

    Some people should die, that's just unconscious knowledge



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    Quote Originally Posted by Scribz View Post
    *one week later*






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