Looking at the rpg forums, Aquia decides to make an introduction thread. In a somewhat desperate attempt to stand out from the seemingly infinite sea of semi-anonymous and more or less overlooked hello's, he writes it in third person.
But what do you really write in an introduction thread like this? He should probably mention that, although he's new to this forum, he's not entirely untested as a roleplayer. Maybe it would be of interest to people that he's from a small country in Europe called Denmark? Maybe not...
Should he mention the fact that people often mistake him for a girl due to the username Aquia?
Looking through several of the other intro-threads Aquia tries to find some inspiration as to what to write in this "first impression", but nothing catches his eye, nor do any particularly good ideas spring to mind.
He does, however, hope to find some good times and especially interesting stories and people here. So in the end maybe the best thing to write really is what everyone else seems to be doing: "Hello".
/end semi-pretentious attempt to liven up this ritual posting of introductions.