So, I have a class that I need to wake up really early to get to, and often times I don't wake up early enough to get breakfast.
Food isn't allowed in the building, for whatever-fucking-reason. Like, there's no carpet in my fucking classroom. Even if I spilled something, it would take minute to wipe up, but whatevs. Like, the teacher is super anal (hurr) about this rule.
But me, being the fucking genius I am, have come up with a way around it.
A SOLID-COLORED BOTTLE.
Bring it on, college professors.
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Clever. Though good luck be with you should the teacher somehow find out.
Hopefully the people around you lack in either smelling prowess or tattling disposition.
Good thinking though.
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