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  1. 02-28-2013 #1
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    holy mother of fucking shit ass

    Stubbed my goddam fucking toe against the stupid useless fucking corner of my motherfucking bed. Worse fucking pain ever. And I have to walk far off campus to get to class tomorrow, just my luck. I hope it won't be bruised.



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    Ha ha somebody threw a tomahawk.
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    That would have hurt less.



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    Trim the toenail.

    Bandage it.

    Suck it up.

    Deal with it later.
    "Just drive down that road, until you get blown up [by shells]"
    - General George Patton

    "After several men of the company had been blown up by shells, I noticed that a spirit of uneasiness became dominant."
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    The nail didn't break, it didn't bleed, which is surprising, and it's fine now.

    But thank you, I think I'll survive



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    You are such a drama-queen.

    Go step on a twisted pallet-nail.
    "Just drive down that road, until you get blown up [by shells]"
    - General George Patton

    "After several men of the company had been blown up by shells, I noticed that a spirit of uneasiness became dominant."
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    man, I feel so sorry for you.
    as goes the second amendment, so go the rest
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    Quote Originally Posted by Foster View Post
    You are such a drama-queen.

    Go step on a twisted pallet-nail.
    Nah, I just swear a lot, initially, then I laugh.

    Quote Originally Posted by mdk View Post
    man, I feel so sorry for you.
    I think the pain of stubbing your small toe is worse than..having your limbs ripped apart.



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    Quote Originally Posted by vslayer View Post
    Stubbed my goddam fucking toe against the stupid useless fucking corner of my motherfucking bed. Worse fucking pain ever. And I have to walk far off campus to get to class tomorrow, just my luck. I hope it won't be bruised.
    I really appreciate anyone who utter variations of 'fuck' every other word when they're irritated.

    I like to think we're the master race.
    So

    Bye

    Is the general gist of it

    Because fuck if I'm typing some poetic fucking bullshit
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    Quote Originally Posted by vslayer View Post
    Nah, I just swear a lot, initially, then I laugh.



    I think the pain of stubbing your small toe is worse than..having your limbs ripped apart.
    You've obviously never had something wrong with your bones/muscles then. =P
    Homestuck. Try it.


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