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    I Just Won Tantrum Bingo ImANargleHunter's Avatar
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    Quote Originally Posted by ActRaiser View Post
    Besides with a strength of 0 Zambobo can't get it up can he?
    You can do anything with the POWER OF PERSERVERENCE

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    >Hey, whats that on the floor there?

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    > Seduce someone else, and trick them into tearing that RIDICULOUS FUCKING PONYTAIL OFF OF HER GULLIBLE FUCKING HEAD.


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    >Hey, what's on the floor there?

    It's a Toblerone bar.

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    Smoke a cigarette, light ponytail on fire, have sex with bald chick to split a Tobler-bar that is so obviously yours.
    "Just drive down that road, until you get blown up [by shells]"
    - General George Patton

    "After several men of the company had been blown up by shells, I noticed that a spirit of uneasiness became dominant."

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    >Eat the Toblerone.


    Signature was made by Harbinger.

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    >Ride South

    You stick the chocolate bar into her ponytail and urge your steed South.
    If you were a little more intelligent, you might have specified where in the South.



    She takes you straight into a coffee shop. Seems like she's pretty excited for this date.

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    >go to the nearest Gym and challenge the owner to a Pokemon duel.

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    Hold up the shop with the candy bar.

    By the ever talented Lillian Thorne!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Vena Sera IV View Post
    Hold up the shop with the candy bar.
    You read my mind. I second this motion.


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