Originally Posted by
MelonHead
Earthshaker: When the armour was forged, what remained was so dark and twisted even the blacksmiths of the Lost Kingdom feared its power. The Lost King himself had to forge his terrifying penis, and it impressed even him when it was done. Four foot in length, weighing 100 pounds and spiked at every angle with a head of near half a meter in diameter, no shield or man could hope to stand in its way. So far it has proved resistant to all magic, shattering energy shields and elemental blocks with ease. It can be swung with enough force to shatter a ten inch thick concrete wall. It cannot be blocked, only avoided… for as long as possible.
You can't mess with a penis like that.
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