I am the Prince of Darkness,
Ambassador of Light.
When there is conflict,
I do not take flight.
I am a soldier,
I am a knight.
I'm always ready
To stand and fight.
The weak I protect
When evil's in sight.
It's like a picasso picture painted by a kindergartener who is drunk while on the back of a horse who is running a treadmill that is powering the ale processor to give to the kindergartener.
Kinder=Kid
Gartener=meatloaf
Kindergartener=meatloaf made of kids
Originally Posted by Kali Dodez, the love of my life.
An Observation I love the way a smile feels
And how grass grown in sidewalk cracks
Becomes the greenest green.
Originally Posted by ShowdownVD (On Hobbit Kingdoms)
No, we all died in a tragic car accident that started the zombie apocalypse and got hit by a bus that was thrown by a T-Rex riding a Leprechaun who was smoking weed with a Unicorn who gave us a 20 second time bomb that we failed to diffuse so it blew up confetti all over us causing our circuits to override and turn us into evil robots so the US government nuked us and we decided to throw Edward in a woodchipper to make the sky all sparkly and we all lived happily ever after.
The End.
....Basically, we're evil zombie robots that got blew up so we sparkle.