Sharks would be less scary if..

[Clirkus]

Pigs kill more people than sharks every year...

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I've got a fucking baby shark preserved in a bottle of formaldehyde sitting in my room as a decoration. How many sharks have preserved human fetuses in jars decorating their underwater lairs?

Not sure, I've never been down to visit.

[KnightShade]

Not sure, I've never been down to visit.

I'd check the dolphin lairs first

[Clirkus]

I'd check the dolphin lairs first

You do that.

[KnightShade]

You do that.

[Clirkus]

[vslayer]

Actually that's even creepier. Imagine having a nice swim at night, in the middle of the ocean -because who doesn't do that on a regular basis? You're underwater, you open your eyes and you see that fucking thing grinning at you. Even though it'd be blurry and dark (which all adds to the creepy factor), chances to drop some unexpected timber would be pretty high.