Reply With QuoteDon't forget candlejack.
Get dat bitch a freakazoid.
Bitches apparently love freakazoid.
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"Is It Mad To Pray For Better Hallucinations?" - Alice Liddell
This Isn't Your Mother's Wonderland. This is the place where insanity is your only friend.
Don't forget candlejack.
"Just drive down that road, until you get blown up [by shells]"
- General George Patton
"After several men of the company had been blown up by shells, I noticed that a spirit of uneasiness became dominant."-Major Leonard R. Boyd
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Oh, hello traitor.
Freakazoid?
Originally Posted by Darkshadowmark
Get dat bitch a freakazoid.
Bitches apparently love freakazoid.
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Meet Bob.
Somehow less awkward that those late night vibrator commercials.
"I bought one for a friend of mine."
If my friend bought me a fucking vibrator I wouldn't be friends with them anymore, that's weird.
Some people should die, that's just unconscious knowledge
How the hell does a miniature vibrator open up ANYTHING with a lover? It's something you either use to turn the boyfriend on or keep secret from him.
"Is It Mad To Pray For Better Hallucinations?" - Alice Liddell
This Isn't Your Mother's Wonderland. This is the place where insanity is your only friend.
In my experience, Vibes are a great toy for BOTH partners, especially if you ask one to operate while the other does nothing. I don't know about you, but personally
You know what? No. I'm not talking about my sex life with you people, this is fucking weird. What the hell is wrong with you?
Also, why the fuck were you wearing spandex THAT tight? You understand no-one wants to see your flaccid cock strapped to your waist right?
I'm not trying to be mean, but honestly, what were you thinking?
Fuck
No
There is a god.
Some people should die, that's just unconscious knowledge
It was the result of a 30 second search on teh googlez using just the word "Freakazoid". When I saw it, I knew, I just KNEW that Natsume would find it sexy.
"Is It Mad To Pray For Better Hallucinations?" - Alice Liddell
This Isn't Your Mother's Wonderland. This is the place where insanity is your only friend.
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