HYPOTHETICALLY if I had followed your advice to the letter, and used a time machine to see the fruits of my labor, what then would you do if your cult turned against you and placed a curse on you while simultaneously placing a ridiculously high bounty on your head? 0_0
Well... at least I'd be famous again.
Originally Posted by Esper
Originally Posted by monstahunta
There's more!? =D
There is. In addition to shackles you also get a collar with your name and information in case you run away get lost.
I remember the movie with the gorgeous Charlize Theron. Which was, bad, more or less.
Originally Posted by shelbermonstah
I'm extremely jealous and protective and as your wifey, I demand you let them know you are a taken wifey! -stern look of doom-
Originally Posted by Gryphon
I hate you so much I think I love you.
Originally Posted by Sole
You're my favorite lesbian, remember that.
Originally Posted by dman0649
Vslayer, marry me please.
Originally Posted by Siruya
Vslayer, I'll be your sled for the winter.
Originally Posted by Azarthes
I love Vslayer.
Originally Posted by Gin
I see, you truly work for Umbrella!!! <33
Originally Posted by Unibroue
I looooove you Vslayeeer <3 <3
Awesome RPer you are <3 <3
Originally Posted by BelaTalbot
I love you.
Originally Posted by Siruya
I vouch for Vslayer.
SHE IS EPIC.
Originally Posted by Lebuff
I love you vslayer.
Originally Posted by dman0649
V, you can tie me up and do whatever you want with me. :3
Originally Posted by Siruya
I wanna slap Vslayers tits.
With my face.
Originally Posted by Griever
8==========D ;;(o) <- vslayer
Originally Posted by scribbleking
It's obvious, that - when vslayer talks about her boobs, the conversation leads to the bible.
Infact, everytime she shows me her boobs i'm like "woah brain storm! how about we get ourselves up and down in some fine ass biblical references!?"
Originally Posted by Siruya
*touches Vslayer's hair*
*orgasms to death*
Originally Posted by Griever
I cover you in chili lime sauce
I walk over to you and unzip my pants
I ask you to fold them
I walk around the apartment in my boxers
Originally Posted by Bunnay
I fuckin' love you bitch.
Originally Posted by Grifspark
Vslayer, did you sexually assault the interviewing... guy...
Originally Posted by MadMoxxi
Guys, and I mean guys as in boys/men, get this through your thick fucking, moronic, pecker-guided skulls. I will not cyber with you, I will never cyber with you. The closest I ever have, and ever will, come to cybering with anyone was with vslayer and that was in an RP and also because she's fucking awesome and fucking hot, and there's no way any of you assholes will ever measure up to that. So pull your dickheads out of your assholes and deal with the fact that Moxxi is not going to fuck you. Fuck!?
Originally Posted by Bela
it's not hard to get me with V ;D I'd go lesbian for her in seconds
I remember the movie with the gorgeous Charlize Theron. Which was, bad, more or less.
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Pulled into war to serve a vision;
That's supposed to last a thousand years.
Part of a machine;
Unstoppable, as merciless as tidal waves.
'The whole problem with the world is that fools and fanatics are always so certain of themselves, but wiser men so full of doubts.' - Bertrand Russell
'We are not interested in the possibilities of defeat; they do not exist. ' - Queen Victoria.
'Dulce et decorum est pro patria mori - It is sweet and fitting to die for one's country.' - Horace (Odes)
'O quam cito transit gloria mundi - How quickly the glory of the world passes away.' - Thomas à Kempis
'The more we do to you, the less you seem to believe we are doing it.' - Josef Mengele
'One is left with the horrible feeling now that war settles nothing; that to win a war is as disastrous as to lose one' - Agatha Christie.
'Those who believe absurdities will commit atrocities.' - Voltaire
'I have resolved never to start an unjust war but never to end a legitimate one except by defeating my enemies.' - Charles XII of Sweden
'I have no intention of shooting myself for that Bohemian corporal.' - Generalfeldmarschall Fredrich Paulus.
'History is a tangled skein that one may take up at any point, and break when one has unravelled enough.' - Henry Adams
'Es gibt keine verzweifelten Lagen, es gibt nur verzweifelte Menschen - There are no desperate situations, there are only desperate people.' - Generaloberst Heinz Guderian
'We are forlorn like children, and experienced like old men, we are crude and sorrowful and superficial—I believe we are lost.' - Erich Maria Remarque
'Only he is lost who gives himself up for lost.' - Oberst Hans-Ulrich Rudel
'In a man to man fight, the winner is he who has one more round in his magazine.' - Generalfeldmarschall Erwin Rommel
'Cannon to right of them,
Cannon to left of them,
Cannon in front of them
Volley'd and thunder'd;
Storm'd at with shot and shell,
Boldly they rode and well,
Into the jaws of Death,
Into the mouth of Hell
Rode the six hundred.'
-The Charge of the Light Brigade (Alfred Tennyson)
'If any question why we died, tell them, 'Because our fathers lied.'' - Rudyard Kipling